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upadated 8/28/00

"Remember that the best relationship is one in which
your love for each other exceeds your
need for each other."


I just got this from a Mantra email
my friend Justin sent me. I really thought it was interesting. Kinda makes ya think.


THE LATEST JOKE





Modern Astrology:

...This was not written by ME...
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined
to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same
mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a
fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most
people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full
of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact
with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often
think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor
influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your
power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You
have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think
you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed
communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent
thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are
inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a
cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to
other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always
putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and
won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader.
Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and
cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people
are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate
disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends
and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep
while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult
time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably
queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most
Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You
are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the
pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are
the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You
have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no
talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a
worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of
taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. there has never been
a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.




MY LATEST POEM

Sinking
9/10/00

I'm sinking into the sand.
I'm reaching just for one hand.
So I can feel you,
So I'll be near you.

I'm sinking into the sea.
I'm reaching for
The sun so I'll be
Where it's warmer.

Nobody hears what I can hear.
Nobody sees what I can see.
You cannot know the things
I have to know to be me.

Nobody feels the way I feel.
Nobody touches how I touch.
You cannot know me
When I cannot know myself.

I'm sinking into the ground.
I grasp at faces all around.
My burdens are my very own.
I am surrounded and alone.

I'm sinking into the words.
I know to you I am absurd.
I cannot hear you.
Your lips aren't even trembling.

Nobody hears what I can hear.
Nobody sees what I can see.
You cannot recognize
The scars that take my place.

I want to feel the way you feel.
I want to touch the way you touch.
I want to think the way you think,
But all I seem to do is sink.




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