Derek's .Wav Files

.Wav Files

FileName	Description
7iron.wav	Tin Cup "Then there's the 7iron, I never miss with the 7iron."
2001o.wav	Clip from 2001 Space Odyssey song.
8iron.wav	CaddyShack "About 195 yds. left, looks like about an 8iron."
100bucks.wav	Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack saying "I bet you slice into the woods, a 100 bucks!"
abouttime.wav	Happy Gilmore "Hey it is about time, I mean I just couldn't get the ball in the hole, I wanted to but I just couldn't do it."
ace.wav	Happy Gilmore responding to his hole in one on the par 4."
Allthat.wav	CaddyShack "Oh he got all of that one."
Answerm.wav	Seinfeld clip, George's dad leaves a message on Jerry's answering machine about George being dead.
anybetter.wav	Golf Commentator "It doesn't get any better than this!!!"
apollo.wav	"Launch Control, this is Houston, we are go for launch!!"
assman.wav	Kramer from Seinfeld "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman!!"
away.wav	Happy Gilmore "Looks like you're still away." "Yeah, I'm aware of that, Thank you."
backback.wav	ESPN "Back, back, back, gone."
ballhome.wav	Happy Gilmore talking to his golfball.
Bananapl.wav	Discussion between Jerry and Kramer about Kramer throwing a banana peel at a monkey!
cadshk21.wav	Caddyshack clip during the Caddy tournament when they're trying to make him miss a putt..
bdhip.wav	Big Daddy; Delivery man trying to say hippopatomus.
bdoldman.wav	Adam Sandler from Big Daddy "Hey, old man river, zip it or I'll break your hip!"
bdplease.wav	Big Daddy kid saying "pa-pa-please don't do this to me."
beach.wav	Happy Gilmore "You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cuz you're never gonna get off that beach."
beatme.wav	Happy Gilmore "You're gonna beat me..at golf..a haha."
beatrt.wav	Golf Commentator "Beautiful touch right there."
begun.wav	Happy Gilmore "It ain't over yet MgGavin, the way I see it, we've only just begun."
bfuldrv.wav	Golf Commentator "Awe, another beautiful drive here."
big.wav	54 KB. Kramer saying "Oh, I'm lookin' right at you Big Daddy!! A FAV
bikwax.wav	Gary McCord describing the speed of the greens.
Birdie.wav	Sports Commentator excited after someone makes a Birdie!
Blewit.wav	Kramer from Seinfeld saying "Ya blew it boy, ya really blew it!"
Bluck.wav	One of the movers from Happy Gilmore saying "Beginner's Luck, 20 bucks says you can't do that again!"
checkitout.wav	Home Alone "Hey guys, check this out."
ChipinAgain.wav	Commentator talking about a chip that goes in!!
Cindboy.wav	Bill Murray from CaddyShack. Very funny. He's pretending to be playing in a golf tourney.
closer.wav	Adam Sandler from Happy Gilmore saying "Somebody's closer!!"
clothes.wav	Happy Gilmore "Hey, if I saw myself wearing clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ..."
club.wav	Happy Gilmore "Whoa, the club went farther than the ball."
coach.wav	Song clip "Put me in coach, im ready to play, today"
Cocobean.wav	Kramer trying to guess George's bank password.
Coolorme.wav	David Spade "Is it cool in here, or is it just me!?"
cputerror.wav	King of the Hill "Computers don't make errors, what they do, they do on purpose."
crazy.wav	Happy Gilmore "You know what's driving me crazy, you not putting the ball in the hole."
dedodedo.wav	Background music from HampsterDance website(featured on a commercial).
Damyou.wav	Shooter MGavin from Happy Gilmore saying to the rowdy crowd "Dam you people, this is Golf...not a rock concert!"
dieclown.wav	Happy Gilmore "I hate that clown...You're gonna die clown!"
doin.wav	The Rock "It doesn't matter how you're doin!"
downhill.wav	Happy Gilmore conversation with caddy about the break of a putt.
drawT.wav	Golf Commentator "Solid looking golf swing, that'll be right to left..."
DRVBIG3.WAV	Commentator commenting on a big drive!
elmos.wav	Elmo ....something with somebody..(No comment)"
embaress.wav	Happy Gilmore "Aw, this is embaressing, I'm a professional golfer for god's sake."
enfuego.wav	31 KB. ESPN Anchor saying "dare i say, enfuego!"
enough.wav	Happy Gilmore (punching, "I think you've had enough.)
er.wav	TV show E.R.'s theme song.
excuse.wav	Happy Gilmore "Excuse me, I'm looking for my ball..this is golf, thank you, thank you."
estupid.wav	Enemy of the State "You're either incredibly smart, or incredibly stupid!".
f.wav	Happy Gilmore bleeped out swears after missed putt.
fancyshot.wav	Jack Nicklaus "Pretty fancy shot there."
fg.wav	Tin Cup "Fairways and greens, hand me a 2 iron."
finalanswer.wav	Regis "So that's your final answer??"
Finger.wav	Jerry Seinfeld clip about the moyle circumsising his finger.
football.wav	"Are you ready for some football?"
Forkinme.wav	Chandler from Friends saying "Stick a fork in me..I'm done!"
freak.wav	Kramer from Seinfeld "Will you stop it man, you're freakin' me out!"
gdroll.wav	Gary McCord "Man, what a good roll that was!"
getin.wav	Crowd "get in the cup, get in the hole, oh oh, aw."
getinhole.wav	Someone yelling "Get in the hole!!"
giddyup.wav	Kramer from Seinfeld "Giddyup"
giveup.wav	Home Alone "You guys give up, or are ya thirsty for more."
Goin.wav	Happy Gilmore sound clip of him putting. (when the ball goes past the cup, then back in.."Did it go in the hole, cuz i didn't see, i know it went up, but i didn't see it go in, ok, alright!!" Great WAV"
gonogo.wav	Apollo 13 "Give me a go, no go for launch."
goodone.wav	CaddyShack "Ooh, that was a good one."
Googly.wav	Old guy from Snickers commercial saying "Great, googly Moogaly!".Very funny!
gotohell.wav	Elain (Seinfeld) "Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell."
gottabe1.wav	Jim Carrey (Mask) "Unfortunately, there must always be a loser."
gottaloveit.wav	Happy Gilmore "Oh yeah, you gotta love that, you like that baby, plenty more where that came from, yeah."
gspar.wav	Golf Commentator "Good save there for par."
haha.wav	Happy Gilmore "A hahahaha shut up!"
hahaha.wav	Happy Gilmore (clown laughing, Gilmore's mad.)
handtruth.wav	"You can't handle the truth!"
Hands.wav	Kramer "They're smooth, creamy, delicate, yet masculine!"
happyputt.wav	Adam Sandler from Happy Gilmore saying "ooh, Happy learned how to putt, uhoh."
heckler.wav	Happy Gilmore "You suck, ya jackass."
heckler2.wav	Happy Gilmore "You will not make this putt, ya jackass."
heckler3.wav	Happy Gilmore "jackass", followed by a bad shot by Happy.
Heygdbye.wav	Clip from the Na na na na Song"
hgball.wav	Happy Gilmore "Step right up folks, see if you can outdrive the amazing, golfball-a-whacker guy."
hgplace.wav	Happy Gilmore; clip talking about a happy place.
Hgtap.wav	Adam Sandler from Happy Gilmore saying "Just tap it in, just tap it in, give it a little tappy, tap tap taparoo!" Good to use when someone has just a short, easy putt left.
ho.wav	Golf Commentator "Oh..how 'bout that!!"
holdcall.wav	David Spade "Hole your calls America, we have a winner."
holdup.wav	Chris Farley saying "Sweet mother of God, what is the holdup?!"
homeball.wav	Happy Gilmore (long clip of him talking to his ball)
Inteldoh.wav	Intel chime followed by Homer's "DOH""
Juniormint.wav	Kramer "Who's gonna turn down a juniormint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint..it's very refreshing!"
justabit.wav	Major League Baseball "Just a bit outside."
killme.wav	Hank from King of the Hill saying "Just kill me now!" Good to use after you hit a terrible shot or shots in succession.
kisser.wav	"One of these days, one of these days, POW, right in the kisser."
late.wav	David Letterman "Ladies and Gentleman we're desperately short on time, thanks for watching, have a lovely weekend, goodnite everybody."
layup.wav	TinCup "I know I can make this god damn shot, but the smart play is to layup."
Lighton.wav	Super 8 Commercial guy saying "We'll leave the light on for you."
lip.wav	From Grumpy Old Men, "Why don't you do the World a favor, and pull your lip over your head and swallow!"
lookgood.wav	Will Smith "I make this look good."
looksgoodputt.wav	Golf Commentator "Putt from the right corner looks good.."
lorid.wav	Clip from LoRider song"
lostball.wav	Shooter Mgavine from Happy Gilmore saying "Just hit your ball...if you can find it!!
lostopp.wav	CBS Commentator saying "And that was..a..lost opportunity.."
Lugee.wav	Jerry Seinfeld explaining that "that is one, magic lugee!!!
mademedo.wav	George (Seinfeld) "Now look what you made me do."
Masters.wav	Bill Murray again. He's pretending he's in the Masters. In reality, he's whacking at flowers!!!
micktee.wav	'nother Commentator saying "he went with the driver here, and he's pushed this way right!
mustholeit.wav	Commentator saying "he must hole it, he must hole it,..(followed by cheers showing that he did indeed hole it!)"
nixon.wav	Richard Nixon "I am not a crook!"
nofun.wav	Men In Black "I'm not having any fun here, you know how I get when I don't have any fun."
nosign.wav	Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story saying "Appears to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere!"
notscared.wav	Home Alone "This is it, don't get scared now."
Oweme.wav	Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack saying "Ok, you can owe me!" A good wav to follow the 100bucks.wav!!
painful.wav	CBS commentator saying "I don't even know what I'm feeling, this is the most painful thing I've ever seen."
par5bbc.wav	Golf Commentator "Ooh, and he unleashed that one..." on par 5
perverted.wav	Seinfeld "I don't wanna have anything to do with you or your perverted friends."
pieceome.wav	Adam Sandler from Happy Gilmore fighting with Bob Barker saying "you like that old man, you want a piece of me?"
plkeeps.wav	Bill Murray from Caddyshack saying "Ok, I guess we're playing for keeps now, I guess the kidding around is pretty much over, huh?"
prosnack.wav	Happy Gilmore "I can't believe you're a professional golfer, I think you should be working in the snack bar."
rattle1.wav	Sound of a ball going in the hole.
recipe.wav	Kramer messes up a recipe "The recipe was for 4-6 people, I had to multiply it for 183 people...I guess I got confused!!!"
reservation.wav	Seinfeld clip discussing reservations..EXTREMLY FUNNY!!"
tipit.wav	TinCup "Grip it, and rip it."
Rocca.wav	Sound of an anticipating crowd, then cheers, and commentators excited after a LONG putt made.
rocku.wav	We will, we will ROCK YOU... Song clip"
rumble.wav	An anouncer saying "And now ladies and gentleman, let's get ready to rumble!!!" I love to use this one to start the game.
Rumb2.wav	LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!! followed by some great music!"
running_well.wav	Golf Commentator "Ooh, it was running well, just moved at the end."
refreshing.wav	Kramer from Seinfeld "It's very refreshing!!"
Setup.wav	Sound clip played during LinksLS installation
sickmama.wav	Kramer from Seinfeld "You are one sick mama, I like it!!"
Sadstrang.wav	Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story 2, "You are a sad, strange little man"
Seinfeldbus.wav	Kramer's heroic story about how he got rid of a mugger while driving a bus.
Seinfeldnip.wav	Jerry Seinfeld "I'm not sure..and correct me if I'm wrong..but I think I see....a nipple.
shaped.wav	Commentator commenting on a good drive that was "shaped"
shotofday.wav	Johnny Miller after a good shot, saying how that might be the shot of the day.
show.wav	Cuba Gooding Jr. from Jerry Mguire saying "Show me the money" I love to use this in Skins Games after winning a skin or two!!
Showmony.wav	Jerry Mguire screaming "Show me the Money!!"
stepduck.wav	Chandler from Friends "Step away from the duck!"
tahoe.wav	Golf Commentator "And ugh, we have a prize for a hole in one, a Chevy Tahoe."
tbest.wav	Clip from "You're simply the best.." song"
tcb.wav	Seinfeld "So what do you do down there all day?", Kramer "TCB, Takin' care of business!"
thathurt.wav	Happy Gilmore "Oh god that hurt a little, but I'm alright."
thatshme.wav	Kramer "That's a shame."
thx.wav	Intro sound you hear at the movies (gets louder and louder).
Tiger.wav	Scattered reactions from the crowd after a Tiger Woods drive.
tigerdr3.wav	CBS commenting on "wow this is a big one here,...and still going". Good for a big drive.
toright.wav	Golf Commentator "Oh and this ones way right, this isn't even gonna come close to the fairway"
tygoodnite.wav	George (Seinfeld) "Thank you, and goodnight."
ucandoit.wav	King of the Hill "That's ok, you can do it, just choke up on it, and swing less like a girl."
udaman.wav	Someone saying "Udaman".
uglyhat.wav	Rodney Dangerfield from CaddyShack "Oh this is the worst lookin' hat I've ever saw...Oh it looks good on you though.."
Uhitguy.wav	From Happy Gilmore, someone saying "U hit that guy!"
waiting.wav	CaddyShack "Well, we're waiting!"
whatnite.wav	"Ew, what a night."
whoopass.wav	Adam Sandler "Time to open up some whoop ass."
Why2.wav	Chandler from Friends saying "Why, why, why, why would they do this?"
witness.wav	ESPN "Can I get a witness from the congregation."
wowshot5.wav	Golf Commentator "How good is that, unbelievable!"
Worthy.wav	Not sure what it's from, but 2 people screaming "we're not worthy, we're not worthy, we're scum, we're scum!!!!"
wrong.wav	Happy Gilmore "The price is wrong bitch."
wrote.wav	CaddyShack "And that's all she wrote."
wthemail.wav	Jerry Seinfeld "What the hell is email!?"
xtrod.wav	CBS Commentators, David Feherty & Gary McCord's reaction after a good shot! Good to use obviously after a good shot.
yeababy.wav	Austin Powers saying "yea baby, yea" Good to use after anykind of a good shot.
Young.wav	Rodney Dangerfield from CaddyShack saying "Let's Go, while we're Young!"
zone.wav	Happy Gilmore "I don't know it is about this big winning streak I'm on, I'm in the zone, the hole just seems to get bigger."
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Simpson .Wavs	Simpson .Wavs
2person.wav	Homer "Boy, this is a lot more fun with a 2nd person!"
912.wav	Chief Wiggums from Simpsons saying "ugh..you got the wrong number..this is 9-1....-2.
apuhell.wav	Apu "Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell!"
backkill.wav	Homer saying "Alright Brain..you don't like me and I don't like you, but let's do this thing so I can get back to killing you with beer!"
Barneylight.wav	Barney "Aagh, natural light..get it off me, get it off me!!"
bartab.wav	Hilarious snip from conversation between Moe and Barney from Simpsons about Barney's bartab and NASA!!
beerbart.wav	Homer saying "Awe, there's only 1 beer left, and it's Bart's."
beerkill.wav	Homer scolding Lisa on her idea of how Beer kills brain cells..
butch.wav	Mr. Burns forgeting to turn off the intercom, the swearing! Funny!
blakjack.wav	Homer during a BlackJack game."19.hitme.20.hitme.21.hitme.22.DOH!"
blubber.wav	Homer "Woohoo, look at that blubber fly!"
bones.wav	Bart trying to buy a comic book worth 60 dollars for 99 cents, then discussion with Comic Book guy. Funny.
bueno.wav	The Spanish Bee guy from the Simpsons saying "ay, no es bueno!"
captin.wav	Homer saying "ay ay captain"
catch.wav	Many of the Simpsons' catch phrases jumbled together during one of the episodes.
chalk.wav	Groundskeeper Willy and Principle Skinner discussing the need to remove the colored chalk from the classrooms because the students are getting over stimulated..GREAT WAV
comeagain.wav	Apu "Thank you, come again!"
computer.wav	Homer saying "No time for that now, the computer's starting."
college3.wav	Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers "For the love of god there are 2 seats!!", "I like to put my feet up."
crooked.wav	Homer telling Chief Wiggums that "ya know, one day honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops." followed by Wiggums asking if they have set a date!!!
cruddy4.wav	Lisa questioning US Postal employee about why there are 9 digits in a zipcode.
cube.wav	Homer giving Mr. Burns messages about how he has 30 min.'s to move his car, 10 min's, 5 min.s to move his car, your car has been impounded, you car has been crushed into a cube, you have 5 mins to move your cube.
curvybutt.wav	Homer "Kiss my curvy butt..Goodbye!"
doh.wav	Homer Simpson saying "Doh!"
donuts.wav	Homer "Donuts, is there anything they can't do?"
drnick.wav	Dr. Nick saying "Hi everybody" Bart saying "Hi Dr. Nick".
eatthem.wav	Homer pleading to Aliens not to eat him, he's got a wife and kids; eat them.
Forgot.wav	Homer "Ah, crap I forgot."
fourweek.wav	Marge-"Plant called and said if you don't come in on Friday, don't bother coming in Monday either."...Homer-"Woohoo, four day weekend!!"
frogert.wav	Homer told about the goods and Bads about a object with a curse but comes with a Free Frogurt.
germans.wav	Mr. Burns making fun of the Germans.
grease.wav	Groundskeeper Willy from "The Simpsons" telling Lunch Lady Doris to grease him up!! FUNNY
greatmercy.wav	Homer saying "Great merciful crap!"
hiddlyho.wav	Flanders saying "Hidely Ho"
hmr_chmp.wav	Homer singing "I am the champion, I am the champion, no time for losers...."
hsmail.wav	Homer saying "The mail, the mail is here!! ewwww"
IOdnt.wav	Homer reading a note "Dear Homer, I O U one emergency donut, signed Homer; BASTARD, he's always one step ahead!!"
laws.wav	Homer saying "In this house, we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!!"
liedetector.wav	Lie Detector test on Moe about Burns' death."
magbast.wav	Apu "You magnificent bastard, I salute you!"
milfish.wav	Milhouse blabbering about the time Bart ate his goldfish, then told him he never had one..
Moedignt.wav	Moe "But no, no, that was funny, that was funny, taking away my dignity like that, haha..."
mrburns.wav	Homer pretending to be Mr. Burns at the post office, but doesn't know Burns' first name..FUNNY
Nachohat.wav	Homer clip with his Nachohat.
NoPity.wav	Funny wav to use online. Lisa "I don't want your pity"
notv.wav	Homer & Marge- No TV and No beer make Homer something, something...Go crazy..Don't mind if I do.AGH
outahere.wav	Homer "That's it, I'm outahere!"
question.wav	Homer spoils Apu's chance at asking the Head Quickimart person 3 questions.Funny
Reunion.wav	Ned Flanders' family from all over the world.
showover.wav	Chief Wiggums "ok shows over, shows o..oh my god..a horrible crash, hey everybody crowd, crowd around..."
scratchy.wav	Theme song for Itchy and Scratchy
singing.wav	Groundskeeper Willy singing!!! (downtown song)GREAT .WAV
softball.wav	Song played from the episode with the Nuclear Power Plant Softball team filled with Major League Baseball players as ringers!
somewhere.wav	Homer in 3D "I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am."
Sorry.wav	Homer sounding sarcastic but not "...oh I see, then everything is wrapped up in a neat little package. Really, I mean that. Sorry if I sounded sarcastic."
stalk.wav	Homer giving another reason why he's going outside after getting told not to stalk Lenny and Carl..FUNNY
stoncutt.wav	Theme song for the Stone Cutters.
stopped.wav	Barney saying his heart stopped.
suck.wav	Homer "Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night, I mean they just sucked..I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucks....Ah gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening."
superb.wav	Comic Book guy saying "Ah, a superb choice."
table5.wav	Homer "Now let's give it up for Table 5..Uh uh uh uh table 5 table 5 uh uh uh uh table 5..".
thohc20.wav	Snipet from the Alien-Jerry Springer Episode of Simpsons. Lots of bleeps.
tron.wav	Homer stuck in 3D world "Can you tell us what its like in there? Um, it's like a, did anyone see the movie Tron? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes..I mean no."
twinky.wav	Apu saying "Silly customer, you cannot hurt the twinky!"
whatwsth.wav	Homer "What the hell was that?"
wheremy.wav	Homer "Where's my burrito?"
Willysave.wav	Groundskeeper Willy "If I don't save the wee turtles who will?...Agh, save me from the wee turtles, they were too quick for me..AGH!!"
woohoo.wav	Homer's patented "woohoo!"
yes.wav	Homer "Yeeess!!"
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Wrestling .Wavs	Wrestling .Wavs
andtherockmeans.wav	The Rock--"So according to the Rock's rolex..(Mankind interferes!!)
cookinnn.wav	The Rock--"If ya small a lalalala what the Rock....is cookin!"
dmatterhowifeel.wav	Mankind--"It doesn't matter how I feel Micheal Cole!"
dmopinion.wav	HHH "Vince ya know what I think.."Rock--"It doesn't matter what you're opinion is!!"
doesntmattername.wav	The Rock--"And this jabronis name....yes that is correct, it does not matter what his name was."
doin.wav	The Rock "It doesn't matter how you're doin!!"
hartford.mp3	The Rock "Finally the Rock has come ack to Hartford!!" (CT)
finally.wav	The Rock "Finally, the Rock has come back to State College!"
finallyDC.wav	The Rock "Finally, the Rock has come back to Washington, D.C.!"
millionsdozens.wav	Mankind "With the millions...of the Rock's fans, and the dozens...of Mankind's fans!"
nchips.wav	The Rock talkin' with Mankind (It doesn't matter..)
roaddogg.wav	Road Dogg--his intro. speech
rock15.wav	The Rock "you bring your...so the Rock can.."
rock2.wav	The Rock talkin' to Micheal Cole about putang pie..
rock433.wav	The Rock talkin' to HHH...
rockhascomeback.wav	The Rock "Finally, the Rock has come back to Greensboro!"
rockname.wav	The Rock "The Rock just wants to know what is your name...It doesn't matter what your name is!!"
rockrawfans.wav	The Rock talkin' "smack" to Paul Wight and crowd interferes with Rock's lines..
rockpar.wav	The Rock saying a bunch of different wrestlers' sayings, "no, that's not it, that's not it...."
sockcookin.wav	Mankind "If ya smell la la la la, what the sock is cookin!"
therock.wav	The Rock talkin' to Micheal Cole..Great wav with lots in it.

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Martin's Rat Hole He's gotta couple soundscripts on his site.
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