"How Much Coffee Is Too Much?
"You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When...."
- Your entire days worth of calories is from artificial sweetener, and flavored cream.
- Friends ask you to bring the up a coffee, but your arms are too full of your own.
- You think that coffee shops should be open 24 hours a day, no exceptions!
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You spend more on coffee, then on lunch and dinner.
- The words "coffee-breath" do not bother you.
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The cashier at "Starbucks" knows your name.
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Two cup holders, in a car with one driver, seem insufficient to you now.
- You blame your trembling hands on nerves.
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On your way into work, you spill your coffee, and tears come to your eyes.
- The price of gas, oil, cigarettes does not bother you, but you worry about the coffee bean crop in Columbia this year.
- Your coffee pot is never empty, and you often run to the grocery store for "Just some coffee and cream."
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
- If the price of a cup of coffee rose to five bucks, you would pay it.
- You get withdrawal headaches from caffeine, and call them migraines.
- The phrase "Two cups a day..." seems foreign to you.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug.
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You let your kids have "Just one little sip."
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You let your kids have another "little sip."
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You let your kids have "One more little sip, and then that's it!"
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- "Starbuck's" owns the mortgage on your home.
- You're so wired you pick up FM radio.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
Started on August 24th, 2002 BY,
Dakota
UPDATED ON 7/7/12 ©COPYRIGHT 2002-2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
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