POPE STEVE'S MAY 2001 HOLY MESSAGE
Dominos Nabiscos and Babalu to you, dear brothers and sisters! The topic for my May holy message is no-shows. Your holiness was very depressed to see the small turnouts at Yale Field in April. Layman Tom has more people attending his Octoberfest. What is even more distressing is the number of card carrying Babalu members who did not even go to a game in April such as Air Horn Anthony, NAD, Baltimore Jackie, the X Men, Brother pain in the butt Little Tom, Cousin Kevin, and the bald guy who Air Horn Anthony says is nuts. If you have seen any of these missing members of "The Wack Pack", please tell them their attendance is badly needed at Yale Field!
Papal congratulatios are in order to one of our new bishops, Mr Aussie! He will be leading us in the "What time is it?" chant on those rare occasions when Bishop foley cannot attend.
Your holiness would also like to offer congratulations to The Beer Girl who is getting married this season. May you both have many happy years together!
