Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend by

• I still haven't found a girlfriend
• though I've tried a lot
• so can you help me please it's tougher than I thought
• The odds are pretty good but the good are pretty odd
• still at this point I'd take anything you've got
• You see this all the time nice girls in love with jerks
• what could they be thinking tell me how it works
• If I've got some problems well I wouldn't be the first
• but the ones I have in mind are even worse
• and even Hitler had a girlfriend who he could always call
• who'd always be there for him in spite of all his faults.
• He was the worst guy ever
• reviled and despised
• even Hitler had a girlfriend so why can't I?
• life is full of contradictions
• hard to understand
• and for every happy woman there's a lonely man.
• Nixon had his puppy
• Charles Manson had his clan
• but God forbid that I get a girlfriend.
• Even Hitler had a girlfriend
• who he could call his own to sweeten days of bitterness and feeling all alone.
• I'm not as bad as Hitler
• but it doesn't mean a thing

• Since they'd rather be with Hitler more than me
• I don't see why they'd rather be with Hitler more than me.