Dere im was, helfin mommy an da mayle hoomin rong da dorbell. Him sed, im gots a pakige fur Radar. Well im sed, im Radar...Den im gots a pakige. It was frum Santa Paws. Hummmmm, im sed, its knot Kissamouse. Whuts dis. Den mommy sed it seys Haffi Burfdey on da pakige. WHOA! im didnf knowed Santa Paws did dis. Muss be cus deres kno snowmonstirs. Aniways, im sed, opinit, opinit. Dere was a boxi dat sed "salid" onit. Oh boys, salid. im hungri. Opinit, opinit. Dere was kno salid. Den im lukeded agin an gues whut was in dere... A sheep! A noo bloo sheep! A burfdey sheep! Fank yew Santa Paws!!! Howed yew knos im was wantin a sheep? im gonna bes such a gudgud boycat frum nowon. Radar - dats sewed egscited. oh, an mommy sed fank yew tuu! Her tuked pikchirs. im was layin down wid myne noo bloo sheep.
im bets dat yew cudnf gues dat im naymed dis liddil gui Bloo. Dats cus im luffs bloo. im gonna taykes gudkare ob Bloo an teeched him howes tu tawk. Den im gonna giff him a baff tuu. Effir sinse im heerd bout da bloo sheeps in Awesfraila, im bin wanin one. Now Bloo liffs heer wid myneself.
Myne frien Ernie mayde Bloo a powem.
Heer im showin Bloo rouwn myne hoyme. Him sed dat him lykes gras an knot rugs tu wawk on. im haffa pushi him long sumtymes. im haffa keefs sedin, gits alongi liddil d*ggie. Awl Bloo seys is BAAAAAA! Sum sheeps jus donf gits it. Him dusnf wantu meeowie lykes myneself. Hay! Yew haffa lisin!
Lettuce taykes a ress heer fur a minit. Leernin is furri hard. im finking sewed is teechin. Speschilee when sum sheep dusnf wantu due anifing buts plai.Deres sirfin rooles yew haffa folow iffin yer gonna liff heer. Furss fing is, yew haffa useded da liddir boxi. Da hoomins donf lykes it when yew gos behyne da sewfa. Truss myneself on dis one big fella. im haff spereinse on dis roole
Lisin heer. Yew haffa pays tenchin tu myneself. (im finking dis is gettin hardir insted ob eeseeir). Kno, yew canf cheweded on myne eers.
Leef dem lone. Yew gits da messaji? im gonna haff tu puts yerself ina koral iffin yew donf starf payin tenchin. im finking yew is neffir gonna leern nuffin.
Whut wud haffin iffin mor sheeps kamed heer tu liff? Fur one fing, im wud bes in bigbig trubil wid
myne mommy. im cud hydee yew! Dats it. Dats whut im gotta due.
Den im gits a leddir bak frum Santa Paws. im a furry lucki boycat!
HoHoHo! I'm so glad you like your bloo sheep, Radar! I knew you wanted a bloo sheep because Santa knows these things. The bloo sheep was all alone in the pasture out back of my house, and I knew you'd give him a good home. Have fun with him!
