The Welsh accent makes some of what Kelly sings hard to hear. This is a collection of misquotes... When I first heard them I could barely figure out 3 words, rightly or wrongly, but once you get used to his voice it all makes sense...
There are lots of little things that aren't worth mentioning, like one-word things, or saying His instead of Her.
 

"It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees" (A thousand trees)	"It only takes one match to make a thousand houses, it only takes one house to burn a thousand trees!" - This wasn't mishearing, just missinging. don’t ask me how I got houses into it!!
"Too many sandwiches" (as in the name of a song)	"Too many land mines" - at Ebay a video of stereophonics was up for grabs, the track listing included this!
"Set up a bar and robbed all the locals" (the bartender and the thief)	"Sex at the border of (I assumed the next word was the name of a Welsh place I couldn't pronounce!)" - easy mistake!
"Lionized, undisguised kill for you" (T-shirt suntan)	"Lying eyes undisguised kill for you"
"Grandpa drank a drop or two, his head’s still sunk in the portaloo what a man!" (too many sandwiches)	"Grandpa drank a drop or two, his head’s still stuck in the portaloo what a mess" - my mum thought that. I think she preferred her version.
"Met in a church a night to remember robbing the graves of bodies dismembered" (the bartender and the thief)	"Night in the church a night to remember, robbing the graves of all things dismembered" - close...
"Singer made love to the barmaid twice" (Too Many Sandwiches)	"Singer made love to the barmaids wife..." - my sister said after saying "I bet you would like to be at a wedding kelly's singing... listen..."
"Cheap girl magazines..." (Chris Chambers)	"Sheep girl magazines" - ok, so I knew it didn't actually say that, but it still sounds like he might of... :-)
"I'm standing in a hall of smoke her tongues in my mouth I'd love to choke." (Carrot cake and wine)	"I'm standing in a hall of smoke her tongues in my mouth I'd love to smoke" - Lyrics from another site
"Mama told me not to come" (Mama Told Me Not To Come with Tom Jones)	"I'm a toad in a cup" - found at "Kissthisguy.com" Sounds a little far fetched to me

I found some more misheard lyrics! click hereto see them!

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