Gender Identity
Everyday objects... Are they Male or Female????
Everyday objects... Male or Female????
SWISS ARMY KNIFE -- male, because even though it appears useful for
a wide
variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS -- female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
TIRE -- male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON: male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to
light
a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES -- female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain
water.
WEB PAGE -- female, because it is always getting hit on.
SHOE -- male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue
hanging
out.
COPIER -- female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm
up.
Also, it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons
are
pushed but it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
ZIPLOC BAGS -- male, because they hold everything in, but you can
always
see right through them.
SUBWAY -- male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS -- female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.
HAMMER -- male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
years,
but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL -- female...Ha!...you thought I'd say male. But
consider:
it gives man pleasure; he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always
know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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Victoria
UPDATED ON 5/28/2012
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