A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a happy meal.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

Slipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching

All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.

Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

The Receiver is off the hook.

Not wired to code.

Skylight leaks a little.

Her slinky's kinked.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.

A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on.

Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

Is so dense, light bends around him.

If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

CREATED BY,
Whitesoxes
August 4th, 2002

UPDATED ON 9/11/2012
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