*WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!*

The material you are about to read contains the crudest of the crude, the vilest of the vile, the ickiest of the icky. Well, maybe not, but it's still damn inappropriate material for the kiddies, if you catch my drift. Thus, if you ain't 18 or over, or 21 or over, or whatever the hell the appropriate age is in your sector of the world, you're being a baaaaaaaad boy/girl if you enter here. You've been warned. And to make sure you've READ the warning, I've nicked a little precaution from the yaoi sites and hidden the entrance cleverly in the period of the entrance section. Heh heh heh.

I am old enough to enter this section.
I'm impressionable! Don't pervert mine mind with such filth!