Members

Leader: Riley/Grandmaster Funk - The leader of the Fu-Tang Clan and co-creator of the sport of Fung-Ku, Riley has helped pave the way for all future Fung-Kuers, and has proved on numerous occasions that he really is one of the best.

Captain: Ronson - One of the two original Fung-Ku students, Ronson has shown that he has what it takes to be a major player in the sport. One of these traits is his loyalty, which he has shown a lot of. And it was this that earned him the spot of Captain in the Fu-Tang Clan.

Assistant Captain: Trevor - The first overall pick of the 2001 Fung-Ku Draft, Trevor has shown a lot of potential to be the next Fung-Ku legend. Also, he may or may not have sex with kittens...that information is unclear to me at this point.

Captain Of The Women's Division Dani - The first ever female to enter the realm of Fung-Ku, she shows a lot of potential to be a great Fung-Ku fighter. Add to that the fact that she's hot, and you got yourself an excellent student.

General Information

Squadron Theme: "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nothin Ta' Fuck Wit" by the Wu-Tang Clan

Average Rank: Applicant

Combined Squadron Record: 0-0

Suspicious Rumors

- Sources say that Ronson, Captain of the Fu-Tang Clan, used to own a turtle. He named it "Ronald" after his great uncle, the infamous child molester.
- Rumor has it that Assistant Captain Trevor once got paid a dollar to stick his penis in a toaster. He got his dollar...but he wasn't happy.
- Word has been spreading around that Riley, the leader of the Fu-Tang Clan, goes into the woods nightly, wearing only a green cape and a brown loin cloth, slaughtering and eating the brains of anything he can find, while at the same time muttering some ancienct Aztec slurs.
- Word on the street says that Dani, Captain of the Fu-Tang Clan's Women's division, was recently seen at the Winnipeg zoo, having her way with numerous animals. Namely, a small sheep named Ted. Apparently, she engaged in a twenty-five minute conversation with him, before knocking him out with a large rock and touching him in innapropriate places.