The Schafer Files
This is Sahra, a stop sign, and a parking meter. If you ask me about any of this, I will exercise my 5th amendment.
I looove my hall! I love everyone and I love that we're all like best friends... maybe it's a bad thing. Maybe we'll all hate each other by winter term and curse the ground we walk on. Whatever. We'll cross that bridge when we get there. Schafer is three floors. The first floor is guys that recluse mostly to themselves. Then us girls are on the second. And the third is guys again, but way more sociable. so I'm gonna break it down for ya. Here we go...
We don't really know the first floor too well persay... but we like the ones we do know. They mostly chill out on the smoker's stoop.
The second floor girls are all real cool. We all get along pretty well for the most part and we hang out together... I think we're kinda separated down the middle my half of the hall hangs out together, and the other half hangs out together??
the third floor guys are rad. Actually, we prolly all spend more time up there than anywhere else. Philippe burps a lot, and really loudly too. So even when we're not up there, it still feels like it :)
Lastly, you don't even wanna know what happens when all the Schafer crazies get together...
TOP TEN THINGS I LOVE ABOUT SCHAFER
1. I get to listen to live music all the time
2. The fact that I live right around all my favorite girls
3. The fact that I love right around all my favorite boys
4. Annie's always up to talk to when I can't sleep
5. Going to Open Mic Night with the crew on fridays
6. Ordering tons of pizza with tons of people
7. Adam's only one hall over
8. Katie is the best RA
9. Aaron is the funniest FA
10. Brushing my teeth in the drinking fountain