By the time you've picked your damn hat...
everyone in the entire fricken Zoo has been EATEN!!!

Okay, smartass! It's a lion and not a tiger.
Picky, picky, picky.
You get what I find. Deal with it!

Actually,
Mr/Miss Icantellthedifferencebetweenalionandatiger,
it seems the only thing you've done here is waste time picking hats and arguing over lions and tigers.
Hook up with the Dust-Mask Duo and try again!