Bohemian Rhapsody

 

Midorino Mizu

 

Disclaimer:  Weiss Kreuz is the property of Koyasu Takehito, Project Weiss, and other assorted people I canÕt recall.  ŌBohemian Rhapsody,Ķ is the property of Queen, and IÕm sure, several companies that I canÕt recall.

 

The only thing I own is the image of Schuldig singing in my head.  I rather wish that I didnÕt own that.

 

Naoe Nagi was excellent at what he did.

 

This meant, of course, that he excelled at killing people and blowing things up, but it also meant that his ability to keep a straight face was faultless.

 

He did allow himself one small twitch, however, when Schuldig started doing his best Freddie Mercury in his head.

 

"Mama... just killed a maaan...put a gun against his head, killed him 'till he's dead..."

 

It might not have been quite so bad if the singing hadn't been accompanied by perfectly timed gunfire.

 

Across the room, Tsukiyono Omi gulped. "Ano...is there something wrong, Prodigy?"

 

Nagi flicked his gaze over at the blond boy, who was pinned to the wall using a few pieces of strategically placed cable.

 

Absently, the telekinetic wondered if he was developing a taste for bondage. His encounters with Bombay invariably ended with the older boy hanging from the wall.

 

"Nothing that concerns you, Bombay," he stated dryly as his fingers continued to fly across the keyboard.

 

"I see a little silhouetto of a man..."

 

Gamely he ignored the German-accented English in his head, and sent a sardonic smile Omi's way.

 

"I trust you are comfortable, Bombay?"

 

Omi's summer blue eyes darkened as he scowled. "Do you really need to ask? Why do you do this to me every time?"

 

Nagi lifted a shoulder in a slight shrug. "Well, if you wouldn't get in my way every time, I wouldn't do this every time. Perhaps it's something you should discuss with your superiors." He quickly ejected the CD from the drive and stood. "Ja ne, Omi-kun. I'm sure one of your own teammates will be along shortly to get you out of your predicament."

 

The last thing he heard before the doors swung shut behind him was Tsukiyono Omi's heartfelt but resigned groan.

 

***

 

When Nagi stepped out of the building, it was to a sight that would have destroyed a lesser human being.

 

Bradley Crawford was leaning against his car, rubbing his temples intermittently.

 

Farfarello was sitting on the hood, and for once, he was not licking the blade of an extremely sharp knife.

 

Instead, he was watching Schuldig, with a certain degree of sick fascination.

 

Schuldig, who was playing air guitar in the street.

 

Naoe Nagi let out a deep sigh, and shifted his gaze to Crawford. "I have the information you said was needed, Crawford.

 

"So, we can go, unless Schuldig is going to treat us to an encore performance?"

 

"No," said the precognitive decisively. "He is not." He rounded the hood quickly, and settled himself into the driver's seat. "Nagi, ride up front with me."

 

"Yes, Crawford."

 

A few moments later, the four were riding in relative silence towards their compound. Schuldig had abandoned Queen, and was instead engaged in his usual past time of stealing Farfarello's knives.

 

"Nagi," murmured Crawford softly.

 

"Hmm?" asked the teenager in an equally quiet tone, keeping his eyes straight ahead, so as to not draw the telepath's attention.

 

"Remind me, the next time I have a vision involving Schuldig and classic rock music, to burn his entire collection."

 

"Certainly, Crawford."

 

~fin

 

Author's Note: And remind me to not listen to Bohemian Rhapsody on loop ever again. Ever. Again.

 

 

 

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