As Touga sleeps peacefully in his pink clad bed, cliché dream-sequence wavy lines cover the scene. A moment later Anthy walks by and cleans off the camera, however the damage has been done, and the viewer has already been forced to the wonderful dream world of Touga. It was a normal day at Ohtori Academy, save for the fact that the sky was pink and covered in roses, and that the trees were made out of Akio-Cars, and to left there continually seemed to be a line of super-deformed Utenas doing the Macarena, but anyway… Touga, being both the originator and star of this particular dream sequence, waltzes his way around the campus in that oh-so-suave-Master-of-the-Dream manner. And what a dream it is! Nine to ten dozen of the loveliest women (and men) that anime has to offer pranced gleefully in circles, and may we mention right now that not one of them was wearing more than Dios gave her (or him). Some frolic in the Akio-Cars, while others form a square-dance pattern with several of the SD Utenas. A few of them splash playfully in the large, grandiose fountain whose centerpiece was carved in none other than Touga's own likeness. Glancing over at the aforementioned centerpiece, Touga approves of the eight or nine visions of loveliness who worship at his rock hard… feet, in interesting, and original ways. Moving on, (yes, we know he probably wouldn't move on, but hey! This is a dream…), Touga continues with his normal(?) school routine. Things were going well- he had his choice of lunches from adoring fans, the teacher allowed him to demonstrate in Sex-Ed class, and his sister took care of all the student council duties for him. But most importantly, Akio was no where to be found (not that he did a whole lot of looking, mind you…) When the day was done and through, Touga had nothing left to do. So he did what he does best- he went somewhere familiar to rest. But before he did, he found the time to stop and kill the voice that rhymed. Cough. Anyhoo… Touga made his way towards that aforementioned familiar place, a room deep within the recesses of Ohtori Academy, and no, we don't mean the elementary school playpen. At the door he is greeted with a disturbingly well-known sight. Juri. Juri, who happened to be wearing a skimpier (if possible) version of the PlayBoy Bunny Suit™ as she acted as both bouncer and guard to his harem. He nods amiably as he passes her, but she is soon forgotten as he enters the Greco-Roman disco atmosphere, and starts livin' la vida Touga. The room itself is vast, covered in silk, leather, velvet, and scads of soft, plushy pillows. Colorful to say the least, and comfortable, only women inhabit this place. Mood lighting, in the hippie sense, helps to illuminate the area, yet somehow manages to leave well-darkened corners which are disturbed only by the undulating shadows. Yes, Touga was right at home. That is, until a cell phone, namely his, rang and interrupted his fun. Answering it, a familiar female voice leads him to another shadowed corner of the room. The owner of the voice touts upward toward his god-like visage, then softly whispers to both ear and phone, "I'm pregnant." The music stops, the lights turn on, and the entire company stares in shock. Touga manages to utter, "You're WHAT?" Too embarrassed to repeat, the girl simply shifts uncomfortably. A voice, which sounds suspiciously like Akio's, sniggers, "There's a little Touga in the oven." Not about to let one girl be the ruin of his orgy-filled existence, Touga's eyes rain the merciless fires of hell upon her terrified form. One elegant, well-groomed finger extends and points towards the door. His voice thunders, "Be thou stricken from this place." There is a pause and a raven croaks, "Forever more." Touga continues, fuming, "In other words, OUT." The poor girl whose only sin was losin' la vida Touga, sniffles once, and vanishes out the door, pausing only briefly to collect some more substantial clothing from Bunny-Clad Juri™. Things were looking bad. But somehow, for Touga, it got worse. Not five minutes after the ordeal, he received another call on his cell phone, which leads him to another corner, another girl, another "I'm pregnant," another snide comment, and another fall from heaven. One after the other, all the girls made the same admission and banned together and formed the United Coalition of Women Ravished by Touga. They filed a legal suit against him, and in a long, drawn-out court battle, they succeeded in taking his harem away all together. Even Juri turned in her Bunny Suit, and left. Yes indeed, things were looking pretty down. And so the once great King of the Hill, Master of the Harem, and former Lord of the Dance, stood alone in the middle of a barren campus. The sky was wilting, the Akio-Cars caused lots of pollution, and even the Utenas no longer danced. Things were definitely down. As if the universe had picked out this day to make his proud existence wretched, the day, if possible, seemed about to get even worse. With the dejected air of, "What now?" Touga looks up as the wilting sky swirls and parts. From the falling petals emerges a large, oval object, painted with lots of multicolored pastel lines that broadcast "Here Comes Peter Cottontail" at an unbearable volume. It descends and makes a graceful landing (sort of), that is, if you discount the flattened Akio-cars and the thunderous BOOM. Though Touga believed that this day had gone so wrong that nothing could phase him, he was completely unprepared for what he saw. He blinks and reads the large, hand painted sign allowed, "F-R-A-G-I-L-E. Nanami's Egg." Under any other circumstance, this would have scared the pants off of him; however, he still wasn't wearing any. Much to the relief of anyone reading this, it did succeed in waking him up. Touga opens his eyes with a gasp, and stares into the darkness as he listens to the pounding of his own heart. Gratefully, he realizes something. Oh. It was only a dream. After a moment of silence, Saionji rolls over with a smile and purrs, "I'm pregnant." The Rules for Adoption 1. To adopt an Utena character, you must have a website. This website does not have to be about Shoujo Kakumei Utena, it doesn't even have to be about anime. If you love Utena, and you have a website, feel free to apply! 2. You may only adopt only one Utena character from this center. We realize that picking only one character who you love is really hard to do, but there are only eight options, and hopefully you'll know which character is right for you! 3. Please link your character back to our page. You don't need to go all out, but please link back to our page in some way. You can use our banner (found on The Links page) or you can just use plain text, but either way, please link us! 4. Please post your character once. When you get your character, post him once on your main page, or on a side page that you made you your adopties! Randomly posting a character on a page which is nearly impossible to find counts as child neglection. How To Adopt Your Character Once you have decided which character you would like to adopt (Ah! No! I can't just pick one!), please e-mail SilvVenom@aol.com. Becka will e-mail you back with a couple of quick questions, and as soon as you answer she will send you your very own adopted Utena character. Please adopt one of us!