Karen hears some rather "special" noises from the hallway closet. She decides to investigate. Walking over, she attempts to open the door, only to discover that it's locked. She shrugs and walks away. As she turns the hallway corner, she walks smack into Miki. Smiling sweetly, Karen sing-songs, "Miki… I have a little job for you…"
Miki does not seem to hear her. The thumping, screaming, and clawing noises finally attract his attention, "Oh? Did you say something, Karen-sama?"
Karen nods, "Yes, I did. You wouldn't, by any chance, know how to pick a lock, would you?"
Miki looks around nervously, "I don't think that's a particularly good idea…"
Karen pulls out a picture of Anthy watering flowers with a blue watering-can, "I'll get you a date with her…"
Miki pulls out a set of well-used lock picks, "It's been nice doing business with you. Where should I start?"
Karen steps aside to reveal the locked hallway closet, which begins to emit increasingly loud (I wonder how she does that…) thumps, screeches, howls, and pleas for mercy. Miki bends down, lock pick in one hand and stopwatch in the other. As the lock clicks open, Miki beams happily, "Point 67 seconds, my best yet."
Becka falls forward onto the carpet. Her shirt has obviously been removed, and replaced with Akio's jacket, on backwards with the sleeve tied behind her. A shirtless Akio follows her down, and lands directly on top of her. Becka vainly attempts to squirm her way away from him. She digs her teeth into the carpet and gnashes fiercely at the ground, all to no avail. She realizes that she's not going to go anywhere with over one hundred pounds of manly solidness on top of her.
Karen blinks and looks down at Becka, "Have you no shame, Becka?" Becka manages to grit through her teeth, "Ka-chan… help… I can't… move…"
Akio grins, "But you don't have to."
Karen folds her arms across her chest, "He has a point…"
Becka "eeps".
Miki bends down and gently tries to extract Becka from underneath the slab of muscle that is Akio. As Becka looks up, Miki blushes slightly. He blinks and stares at Becka, the blush continuing to spread across his face, "My shining thing…" Becka looks pathetically hopeful. "I just want someone to be my shining thing!" Miki yells. He runs off, in a fit of depression, leaving Becka exactly where she is.
Karen starts to run off after Miki, but she is halted in mid-step by a blood-curdling screech, "KA-CHAN!" Karen turns, blushes a bright neon-pink, then whips back around. She mutters in awe, "Damn. I didn't think that was physically possible…"
Touga randomly walks up behind her. He coos softly, "If you wish, I could show you 101…" Touga then spots Akio and Becka. He blinks several time, then whips out a Rose Seal writing tablet, and begins to take notes, muttering, "Damn. I didn't think that was physically possible, even for an animated character…"
Juri walks out with Shiori on her arm. She inquires, "What's all this commotion about…? I haven't heard so much noise since the 'Pants' Page…" She peeks around Touga's shoulder, "Damn. I didn't think that was humanly possible…"
Saionji comes down the stairs with Anthy in tow. He looks frustrated, "What's with the noise…? Damn. I didn't think that was humanly possible in any world…" Anthy just blushes.
Miki walks back and speaks apologetically to no one in particular, "Please accept my most sincere apology for not helping you, miss…" He spots Akio, "…or maybe you didn't need my help…"
By now, Akio has managed to pass a handful of tickets to Karen who walks around, selling them for a better view. Soon the room is full of random and not-so-random people straining to see. Karen munches on a bowl of popcorn.
Becka pathetically whimpers, "… help…"
Karen looks down at Becka and offers her a hand, "Popcorn?"
Akio takes the popcorn and munches, "Thank you." He gets up for a quick break, leaving Becka splattered on the floor. His voice drifts across the room, "So, Touga, how are you enjoying the show so far…?"
Touga just lifts his notebook, "Thank you, Akio. You've been very helpful."
Becka shakily manages to get to her feet. Akio turns in surprise, "You can still stand?"
Everyone murmurs, "Damn… I didn't think that was possible…"
Becka surprises them all with her stamina. She shakes an already shaky fist in the air, her voice wavering, "*I*… am the creator of this page. *I*… do not deserve to be treated like some kind of Rose Bride. *I*… want to get out of here with my… intact…"
A silence ensues as everyone stares. There is another collective murmur, "Your what…?"
Becka drops her fist and lets out a frustrated sigh, "Ka-chan… just tell them about us…" She passes out into a waiting Akio's arms. He carries her into the closet and closes the door, for Karen's sake.
Everyone turns to Karen, "Us?"
Karen sweat drops, "Umm… not like that."
Everyone is disappointed.
Karen continues, "Uh... you see, we're the creators of this page, and it's all about us. Well, it's about you too, but this part is about us. We're really nice people, I swear." Karen fidgets in the middle of the floor, ignoring any one-sided suggestive sounds from the closet. "Well, first let me introduce us. I am Karen, and that… other… person… is my 'friend' Becka. The two of us have known each other for a while, and since I am now in college, Becka calls me every single day to find more ways to tell me exactly how much I love Touga and to attempt to put me into a 'special' situation for once. As you can see, that never works out the way she wants it to." There is a "thump" of agreement from the closet, "I suppose you could say that we have a kind of love-hate relationship. I come up with stupid stuff and she makes me abuse her. I make fun of her and she makes me make Akio 'manipulate' her. I never rescue her from the situations I put her into, and she helps me out, frequently in fact. I'd have to say that in an Utena-Anthy relationship, I'm the Utena."
Becka cries out from the closet, "No! I'm the Utena!"
Akio's voice manages to reach all ears present, "I know."
Karen sweatdrops, yet again, before continuing, "Well, we've recently become obsessed with 'Revolutionary Girl Utena.' Due to our obsession, we started to browse the Internet for web-pages about our favorite show. We were dismayed to find that out of the few web-pages that exist, not many are in English, and the ones that are certainly do not explore the shows full potential for humor, such as various lists of '101 Reasons Why.' Actually, Becka started this page with quite serious intentions… then she called me… and it went downhill from there… in fact, it's still going."
Everyone mutters an awe- filled, "Damn…"
Utena appears at the top of the staircase. She jumps down and flings the closet door open. She proceeds to beat the crap out of Akio, repeatedly, and with a flick of her wrist, Becka is magically garbed in a black silk bed sheet. Becka walks out into the room on Utena's arm. She gazes up into Utena's face and speaks, "Utena-sama… where did you get these bed sheets? They smell familiar…"
Utena sweat drops, "Oh… no where…"
The scene flashes to the top of the record player. Chuchu puts on a record and tango music fills the air. The lines form as: line one, '*Shrug* Hey, we might as well.', and line two 'Dance a Tango to Hell.' As the dancing begins, Akio peeps his head out of the closet sporting a newly made black eye. He speaks up, "Well, at least you'll have tangoed at all."
The tango continues, and Akio takes the lead position in line two. Becka
and Utena make a surprisingly good couple, despite the clash of red hair
and pink. Karen, realizing that she's forgotten something, begins to talk
again, not caring if anyone is listening. "Oh! That's right! I almost forgot...
because we, that is, Becka and I, have been around for almost a year now,
we actually need a little bit of a credits page. Because we're rather lazy,
we're simply going to combine our 'Creators Page' and 'The Credits Page'
into one. Below is a list of the people who have helped us in the HTML and
some of the artwork used in the designing and creation of the page itself."
| Scott | Becka and Karen thank Scott for helping them in some of the HTML for the page. Scott shall hence forth be known as "Offical co-HTMList Man." |
| Nessa | Becka thanks Nessa for her help in some of the beautiful artwork she has drawn, especially the two chibi faces used in the e-mail address table. The honor and title we now bestow upon Nessa is "Offical co-artist." |
If you would like to learn more about Becka and Ka-chan, they've put up a
small side page with some random information. To access that page,
click here.
