Date: 1/28/99 4:47:39 AM Eastern Standard Time

From: Douglass Weeks

To: SilvVenom@aol.com, sparrowskit@hotmail.com

I really want to commend you and your esteemed baka counterpart on your Utena web page. I can't recall the last time I read something that actually had me crying from laughing so hard. I found it very amusing (and even a little gratifying) to find people who would probably score even higher than me on the "You Know You've Watched to Much Utena...", and who seem to share the same propensity for saying pants at any and all oppurtunites that I do. I especially love the risque(adjective, verging on impropriety or indeceny.*click*) Pardon me a second. Shoo! How many times do I have to tell me that my desk lamp is not the shinging thing you're looking for? For the love of pants. Um, where was I? As I was saying, I especially love the risque frame of mind the page keeps(epecially in the 101 lists).

I've only managed to see up to whichever episode it is where Jury and Utena duel, but after picking up on some and the subtle, (and some of the not so subtle) spoilers on your page, I'm practically salavating in anticipation for seeing the rest of the series. I- *clang* ::takes iron pot off of head, finds Sword of Dios, impaling a rose, stuck in the pot. looks uo to the arena from where the computer is set up underneath it:: Looks like Jury and Utena are at it again. I'm really glad that I was wearing that pot.

As I was saying, I really love your pages sense of humor. It's a good arguement for an injection of anime-ham into everyday life.*hears a loud CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! and looks up in time to catch the scream's origin right in the face, then pries it out, leaving a Chu-Chu shaped depression in his head* The way you portray the characters is side-splittingly funny, but I think you should have Jury show up a little more(espcially after the epsidoe I just saw...oh the drama, the pathos!) *flower pot plunges from the sky and lands on Chu-Chu*

::looking up at Arena:: Maybe this was not the best place to set up my computer.*just then, a screaming Nanami runs by, pursued by a ferret foaming at the mouth, which in turn, is followed by Tswabuki, who is carrying a can of whipped cream*

It's starting to get a little crowded here.I did notice an odd idosynchraity on your characters page: there isn't any listing for Akio. I realize that he might not have been included in the yearbook, but being such a (lecherously) infamous character I thought- ::soft voice in ear:: I heard that.

*eep* Um, Akio, hi(speak of the devil).

I heard that too. You will write good things about me.*flashes knee melting smile*

*refreezing knees* dammnit, I'm not a girl, don't do that!

You can't help it. Your helpless before my manipulative- *gets trampled by Nanami, the ferret, and Tswabuki.)

::looks up in time to see that a horse has joined the chase:: Oh crud! *picks up computer and moves it out of the way, just in time* Have you ever had every plot point converge on you at one time? Yeesh, this is worse than a bad episode of Evangelion. *hears Nanami scream. Picks up computer and moves it out of the way as she runs by pursued by: the ferret, Tswabuki, a horse, a slightly trampeled Akio, a kangaroo, AND Chu-Chu.* I really should invest in a lap top. Lugging this thing around is a real pain in the back.

*Puts computer down* I'm really looking forward to the next page update-*sees Nanami coming again, still being chased by(deep breath): the ferret, Tswabuki, a horse, Akio(who seems to have found time to clean himself up since the last pass), a kangaroo, and Chu-Chu(who is now riding in the kangaroos pouch) who is holding a string, which is attached to a giant octopus balloon, which also has several snails hanging off of it, sounding calvary charges. I think now would be a good time to close this letter. *picks up computer and starts running.*

The order of procession is now: funny looking guy in a leather jacket with a computer, followed by: a screaming Nanami, a ferret(no longer foaming at the mouth since it licked off the whipped cream), Tswabuki(now riding the horse and trying to pass the ferret so he can save Nanami), Akio(who is now trying to manipulate everyone in front of him so that he can get at Nanami, who he has just realized is the only person left at Ohtori that he has not over-manipulated), the kangeroo(which has started a game of go-fish with Chu-Chu), with Chu-Chu riding in its pouch, holding the string to the octopus balloon, which is covered in snails, who have gotten bored with calvary charges and are now playing polkas, followed by Utena, Anthy, and the entire student council, who upon finding that Akio carelessly left the keys in his car, decided to take it for a spin. *fading cry* Thanks for your time!

P.S: (trailing the procession) Wakaba: WAIT FOR ME!!!