Date: 1/27/99 10:25:43 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Takyri
::sweatdrop:: ...eh...::looks over to Becka::...is she...::gesturing over at Karen::..."okay"?? Oh, hi Akio. ::can't help but frown slightly, although her eyes are glazed over and her pupils eyeing his every...nook and cranny...:: ::turns attention back to Becka and Karen:: I don't exactly understand the 42 thing... but the 69...::moistens her lips and presses them together, smacking them quickly::...::lets out a deep breath:: ::suddenly gets small and super-deformed carrying two little white fans in full Japanese garb:: TOUGA TOUGA HE'S OUR MAN IF HE CAN'T DO IT NO ONE CAN! WITH HAIR OF RED AND HAIR OF PINK, HAHAHA AKIO STINKS! ::coughs a bit, returning to normal:: ::straightens her collar:: I have this link here for you...::hands them an envelope containing
"http://psy-s.cjas.org/~mneideng/images/ShoujoKakumeiUtena/"
...it has screen captures from Utena from the beginning of the show straight up to the end...also you wouldn't perhaps have any Utena tapes to trade and or sell? ::scratches her temple:: I'll have several fansubbed tapes from the second season in a couple of weeks... so I'm kinda hunting down the comercially released. ::strokes her chin:: Anyhow, I've started to write...a song. Yes, a Touga song. ::turns SD again:: TOUGA TOUGA HE'S OUR MAN IF HE CAN'T DO IT NO ONE CAN! WITH A KILLER BOD AND SHINING STEEL HE'D MAKE A DELICIOUS MEAL!... ::returns back to normal, sweatdrop:: ...::has NO idea where that last one came from...:: ::a long... silence... crickets chirping:: ANYWAY! The song goes to the Aqua song, Barbie Girl. I hate the song, most of the country hates the song... however, it works (and some of the words don't even need to be changed ^.^). It needs some fine tuning and seeing that we have...a common parallel due to the creation of the deity known as Touga... ::goes SD:: TOUGA TOUGA HE'S OUR MAN IF HE CAN'T DO IT NO ONE---urmph...::...her loyal side kick Lulu (Chu chu's distant cousin and pink in color)...stuffs a sock in her mouth causing her to return back to normal:: ::nods to Lulu, spitting out the sock:: Thank you. LULU STRIKE UP THE MUSIC! ::a mic appears in front of her, a full DJ thing going on behind her, loud speakers on either side of her, Lulu dressed up like...what was once DJ Jazzy Jeff:: ::only rolls her eyes and gets up to the song:: 1! 2! 3!
I'm a Touga Girl, in a duelist world...
Life in rosies, nice and cozy,
I can brush your hair, undress you anywhere...
Revolution, that is my fascination...
Come on Touga! We love Touga! ::Nanami's three hench men - er, girls pop up outta nowhere:: ...uh uh uh yeah...!
I'm a Touga Girl, in a duelist world...
Life in rosies, nice and cozy,
I can brush your hair, undress you anywhere...
Revolution, that is my fascination...
Come on Touga! We love Touga! ::Nanami's three hench men - er, girls pop up outta nowhere:: ...uh uh uh yeah...!
I'm not some bitchie girl, like your sis in curls, ::a biting and screaming Nanami tied bond and gagged in a corner with a dunce cap on her head:: ::...only grins, and continues::
Lift me up, hold me tight, I'm your baby-mommy.
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.
You can touch, you can play, if you say: «I'm always yours»
I'm a Touga Girl, in a duelist world...
Life in rosies, nice and cozy,
I can brush your hair, undress you anywhere...
Revolution, that is my fascination...
Come on Touga! We love Touga! ::Nanami's three hench men - er, girls pop up outta nowhere:: ...uh uh uh yeah...!
I'm not some bitchie girl, like your sis in curls,
Lift me up, hold me tight, I'm your baby-mommy.
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.
I'm a Touga Girl, in a duelist world...
Life in rosies, nice and cozy,
I can brush your hair, undress you anywhere...
Revolution, that is my fascination...
Come on Touga! We love Touga! ::Nanami's three hench men - er, girls pop up outta nowhere:: ...uh uh uh yeah...!
Come on Touga! Let's go party!
Touga Party!
Come on Touga! Let's go party!
::the Nanami pips are back::...uu-oooh.. uu-oooh...
Come on Touga! Let's go party!
Touga Party!
Come on Touga! Let's go party!
::the Nanami pips::...uu-oooh.. uu-oooh...
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please,
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.
Come jump in, not-so-bimbo-type-friends, let us do it again, ::stumbles over the words, yet, plays it off::
Hit the town, fool around, Touga party!
You can touch, you can play, if you say: «I'm always yours»
You can touch, you can play, if you say: «I'm always yours»
Come on Touga! Let's go party!
Touga Party!
Come on Touga! Let's go party!
::the Nanami pips are back::...uu-oooh.. uu-oooh...
Come on Touga! Let's go party!
Touga Party!
Come on Touga! Let's go party!
::the Nanami pips::...uu-oooh.. uu-oooh...
I'm a Touga Girl, in a duelist world...
Life in rosies, nice and cozy,
I can brush your hair, undress you anywhere...
Revolution, that is my fascination...
Come on Touga! We love Touga! ::Nanami's three hench men - er, girls pop up outta nowhere:: ...uh uh uh yeah...!
...
::boogies down till the music is out of her system...although it's apparently not out of Lulu's...:: ::ignores the fact there's a lil' mouse/monkey thing breakdancing on the floor next to her:: ::brushes her hair back:: Well you get the idea now... ::shues off the Nanami side kicks...:: ...::hisses at 'em when they stick they're tongues out at her:: Anyway, if you're ever around or online, come and talk to me...! ::smiles brightly:: ::frowns:: Although don't expect me on during the day this week, due to such things as school... ::flips on a switch with an automatic "BOOOOO!"...:: ::shuts it off:: And apparently today someone was on my screen name today around noon...and although I changed my passwords, I'm not sure if it'll work or not. So, let me say this much... if the person knows nothing of Utena, reference to this email, or doesn't recognize "SilvVenom"...it's not me. And if you have a ToSer, I'd appreciate it if you use it. (I know that's kind of strange...but I'm just saying 'cause they turned away one of my friends and hurt his feelings hardcore, and also scared the crap out of another friend of mine hunting for porn. ;_;) Anyway...that is all... ::bows:: ::smacking the still dancing Lulu, who bows too:: ::pokes the loudly squirming kicking and muffled screaming Nanami with a 60 ft. pole to shut her up...::
