The Utena Sanity Test

There will be more, but at the moment, this was the only one we had the time to write...

1. Do you visit Dios?

2. Does Dios come to *you?*

3. Does Akio have you on speed dial?

4. Have you made use of the Akio Car hotline?

5. Do you debate the symbolism in thorns?

6. Are you touched by God?

7. DO you think you're Juri?

8. If so, have you bought yourself a pair of angel wings?

9. Do you buy CD's solely for the reason that they have "Revolution" in the title?

10. Do you think pink?

11. Do you wish you had a Touga in your pants?

12. Have you *tried* to have a Touga in your pants?

13. Have you succeeded in having a Touga in your pants?

14. DO you have a "special" friend?

15. Does this friend have an interesting hair color?

16. DO you own a planetarium?

17. Do you stop and smell the roses?

18. Do you watch the world through rose-colored glasses?

19. Did you specifically buy those glasses for that purpose?

20. Are *you* the man on the flying trapeze?

21. Do you have friends?

22. If so, do they wear ties and have large earrings?
    

The Scoring:

1-5 What are you doing here?

6-10 You're normal. Sad to say, but it's true.

1015 Congratulations! You're one of us!

15-20 What are you doing here?