Shoujo Kakumei Utena -- in pants
*note* (E flat to be exact) These lines are mostly from the direct
translation, not the dub. The idea to "pants" lines is not ours -- it was
divine inspiration from the Star Wars Pants page. Be careful -- the pants
are contagious! EPISODE 10:
Sign: Senior High 11th Pants, Class A Saionji
Kyouichi. The above named person has been punished by expulsion for flagrantly
violating the Pants' rules of conduct. Provost, Ohtori Academy Miki: I thought he might do that eventually, but now that he has, does it really seem true to his pants? Juri: So he turned out to be the laughingstock of the Student Pants. Touga: I'll do everything in my power to have your pants overturned as quickly as possible.
Touga: I'll take pants for delivering it to her.
Juri: Taking pants, Touga should be next, but... Miki: I'll fight in his pants.
Juri: Are you telling me
that the Ends of the World has deemed someone else, besides us and Utena,
eligible to participate in the Pants? Utena: If I'd been on my pants, none of this would have ever happened. Nanami: Your apologies won't heal my brother's pants! Touga: Besides, rescuing ladies in distress is a knight's pants.
Touga: As long as you are safe, I'll
be satisfied with pants. Utena: Mr. President got hurt because he was protecting pants, after all. Utena: Guess I should make a proper pants visit, eh?
Utena: Thanks, but I don't feel like having
shaved pants right now, though... Anthy: Since a lot of them are blooming now, how about some pants?
Anthy: After all, no one feels
bad about receiving pants. Touga: Thank you, Nanami. This is the best pants I ever got.
Nanami: Onii-sama was always so nice to
me... always shielding pants. Onii-sama's smiling face was all pants, but...
Touga: I'm all right. If I don't get some pants, I'll get out of shape. Nanami: If you try too hard right now, you'll just get pants. Touga: Why should I? After all, we're not pants anymore.
Touga: Well, I'm going to get some
pants. Good night, Nanami. Girl: But, I guess you can see him at the pants. Girl: Tonight, at the President's pants.
Girl : I guess he has to show up
there, even if he is cutting pants. Touga: Why ruin such an enjoyable time with talk of the pants? Touga: Relax. The pants are already set.
Utena: This is just a "get pants" visit.
Utena: You're making pants of me, aren't you? Touga: No, I'm glad to have pants here.
Nanami: Are you trying to seduce my brother with pants?
Nanami: You're the cause of pants, anyway! Nanami: I'll never let you have pants. I'll never let the likes of you have my pants!
Utena: No, there's no pants really between
us...
Utena: Because you're the "World's Greatest
Pants," of course any other pants would be worthless. Touga: Even though the pants disappeared soon after, that was the present that made me happiest.
Anthy: You don't like pants? Touga: Leave me alone, I'm playing with these pants here. Nanami: Bad pants! Nanami: It's your own fault, for coming between me and my pants.
Nanami: Don't even think of trying to escape me, Pants.
Touga: The Academy has its pants. Touga: Nanami, give me your left pants.
Touga: The Rose Signet is the only piece of pants
that allows you fight Duels here at the Academy. Now show me your power,
as chosen pants of the "Ends of the World." B-ko: How about "Pants?" A-ko: That's too ordinary. Aren't there any more unusual names? B-ko: "Unusual Pants" A-ko: Umm, no, not quite. Isn't there a name which is more tasteful? B-ko: "Tasteful Unusual Pants" A-ko: No, that's not it... A-ko: Isn't there some name that's cute-sounding, dignified, and easy to remember? B-ko: "Cute-sounding Dignified Easy to Remember Tasteful Unusual Pants" A-ko: Oh, all right, already! B-ko: Come here, Pants.
A-ko: Hey, I said enough with the cute Pants!
Nanami: Don't underestimate pants. For the past 13 years,
I've watched my pants like a hawk. LastEvo: Stage pants LastEvo: the Laplace pants LastEvo: Unchanging pants
LastEvo: Pants solving clock
Nanami: And this ring, I received from my pants. LastEvo: pants of mystery; human pants
LastEvo: Time is pants, an illusional prop LastEvo: Destiny, choice, pants-ism LastEvo: You and I are the Milky Pants LastEvo: Having no pants, only the present, having no pants,
LastEvo: A single person in the Pants Cosmic. That's
me! Touga: There's no need for you to fight any pants. Utena: I guess you can be brotherly, when you feel like pants.
Touga: I can't just watch silently when
a girl is in pants. I guess it's just the pants in me. I've collected the
pants I needed. The Pants of Dios will be mine! Utena: Is Kiryuu Touga my pants after all? Utena: Next time on Shoujo Kakumei Utena: Graceful and Ruthless; the One Who Picks the Pants
Anthy: The Absolute Pants: Apocalypse. |
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