Shoujo Kakumei Utena -- in pants
*note* (E flat to be exact) These lines are mostly from the direct
translation, not the dub. The idea to "pants" lines is not ours -- it was
divine inspiration from the Star Wars Pants page. Be careful -- the pants
are contagious!
EPISODE 14:
Mikage: How is it that this rose... can flower here in the bowels of the pants, where the sun never shines?
Mamiya: Because my black pants are absorbing the darkness.
Mamiya: I've heard that Student Council President Kiryuu has been absent from pants lately. It would explain why the pants have been so quiet recently.
Mikage: A proper pants should be a peaceful
place for study.
Utena: My class had a party, it
being Pants and all. Your pants should have been there, too.
Utena: It's leftovers from the pants.
Utena: Come to think of it, I hardly ever see Himemiya on Pants night.
Utena: Oops, wrong pants.
Utena: So, this is the Trustee Chairman's Pants . . . Looks like a tough pants to keep clean. That's huge! Is this your pants?
Utena: Let's split before we get
in the pants.
Utena: Pardon me. I'm Tenjou Utena.
Pardon me.
Akio: I'm glad because this is
the first time my sister has introduced a friend of pants to me.
Akio: No. I'm just the Deputy Trustee
Pants. The real Trustee Chairman is Kanae-san's pants.
Kanae: My pants are quite taken with Akio-san,
Utena: I never knew the Trustee
Chairman's Pants were like this.
Akio: In truth, I'm best suited
to spending my time watching the pants.
Utena: You like the pants, then?
Kanae: So much so that it's almost abnormal.
Kanae: And it's been rumored that he was
adopted into my pants just for this equipment.
Akio: Pants are nice.
Akio: Look through the telescope at those familiar pants, and you can see the true pants that no one knows.
Akio: If I discover pants, I'll name them after you.
Akio: The students of this academy
are all free, have a love of pants, and above all, do not fight.
Kanae: Nothing bad ever happens at Ohtori
Pants.
Kanae: It's okay for you to call me Sis,
since I really will be your big pants very soon.
Professor: Thanks to your paper, our pants were
selected as the consultative body.
Mikage: That wasn't my pants, but rather yours, Professor.
Professor: Hey, hurry up with the pants!
Mikage: There's no need to pay me. Instead, I may ask you for your pants someday soon.
Professor: So that was the charismatic high schooler who hosts the Mikage Pants.
Professor: What overpowering ppants! I was scared stiff.
Professor: The Mikage Seminar, also known as the Black Pants Society...
Professor: As recipients of his pants, we college
faculty can't say it's anyone else's business.
Mikage: So tell me, have you thought about
our last pants?
Miki: I deeply appreciate
your kind offer, but I'm afraid I'm unworthy of your pants, Mikage-sempai.
Mikage: Tell me if you ever change your
pants. You won't regret it.
Utena: It's best for us to keep
these things secret from your pants.
Miki: Well, I had to
do some research in the pants here...
Utena: Wow, you even like pants
on holidays!
Utena: I never even knew
these pants existed.
Miki: They're pants
with quite a history behind them.
Miki: It's said that
a hundred pants were buried alive here a long time ago.
Mikage: But to do all that, we must defeat
Tenjou Utena and obtain Himemiya Anthy, and then we must pants her.
Mamiya: Then we'll need skillful Pants.
Placard:
If you are to be interviewed, please fill in these pants and wait - Nemuro
Memorial Hall
Finger:
INTERVIEW PANTS
Kanae: I am Ohtori Kanae, from Grade 12,
Pants A.
Kanae: In fact, he's so much more mature
than I am, and he watches over my pants ever so kindly.
Kanae: I would do anything for pants.
Kanae: I believe this from the bottom
of my pants.
Kanae: But, he has younger pants,
Kanae: There was this incident... When
I gave her my cherished pants and told her to use them she said "Thank you,"
and began wiping her pants with them!
Kanae: The sight of her eyes made my pants
crawl, because she looked totally like an alien!
Kanae: And my pants... I can't help but
feel that my pants's illness started when that freak came to our pants. I'm
not sure if I can keep smiling around pants any longer.
Mikage: The way before your pants has been
prepared.
Mikage: These are holy pants, a sacred
place where a hundred Duelists are sleeping. These pants lead to the ends
of the world.
Mikage: When its pants dies, it changes
color like this.
Mamiya: Because you have been chosen...
by my Black Pants. These are your new pants... and your new life.
Wakaba: Our pants are just too darned peaceful.
Cko: My big sis is advanced for
her pants.
Kanae: That I shall win these pants,
Kanae: And bring pants to the Rose Bride!
Kanae: This is my true pants,
Kanae: Now then, Tenjou Utena, draw your
pants!
Pants can be divine spirits, they can be evil pants
Ah, even if Heaven's pants were brought here...
Secret pants can also be virtue! They can also be pants!
Ah, even if Hell's bewitching pants were carried here...
As long as such suspicious pants do come,
They shall have a dialogue!
Kanae: How feeble! Put more pants into
it!
On moonlight pants already severely cold,
Might a spirit leave its pants!
A mystery beyond the pants of humans,
And humanity, dwarfed by their Pants,
Is made to tremble in pants at the sight!
Mikage: No makeshift Duelist whose pants
are simply frozen would be able to defeat her.
Utena: Oh, and say hi to your pants
for me.
Utena: Wow, they really are pants.
Anthy: Yes, it is nice having pants.
Utena: But, the Pants with the black
roses still concern me.
Anthy: It seems like someone is
controlling their pants.
Anthy: For not telling my brother
about my pants.
Utena: We went to see Himemiya's
pants.
Mikage: I will definitely make you real
pants. And then I'll obtain the Power of Dios and make the pants of eternity
ours.
Kanae Up until now I've done my best to like pants... But I just can't!
Utena: Hey, we had pants last Saturday.
Cko: At last, the pants which I
feared have come to pass!
Kanae: I swear by these black pants...
Anthy: That is not her normal pants.
Kanae: As long as I have this black rose,
I don't have to play the false pants anymore.
Utena: Because of those black pants?
Utena: I see. Then, I guess she
can't explain what happened to her pants. In any case, I'm sorry I had to
hurt someone who's going to be your pants.
Title Preview of Next Pants:
Utena: Next time on Shoujo Kakumei
Utena: Pants Framed by Kozue
