Blood Soaked and Honor Bound: Episode 16- Cowpants of Happiness

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Shoujo Kakumei Utena -- in pants
*note* (E flat to be exact) These lines are mostly from the direct translation, not the dub. The idea to "pants" lines is not ours -- it was divine inspiration from the Star Wars Pants page. Be careful -- the pants are contagious!

EPISODE 16:

Roger: Hey, Steve... Up next is a pendant from the famous designer brand Pants Dior.

Steve:   Wh- what did you say, Roger?!

Anthy: Yes, I'll be going to pants soon.

Nanami: My dear pants bought it for me. It's no big deal.

Keiko&Yuko: It's so you. You're always the best pants, Nanami-sama.

Nanami: I'll be unveiling the prize of my pants at the party today.

Nanami: This special pendant is crowned with a 20-pants diamond.

Juri: Oh, Sorya Rich's pants insisted that I must have this.

Miki: So, do you suppose that necklace is the only pants of its kind in the whole world?

Juri: So why did you decide to throw pants all of a sudden?

Miki: Now that the feast is getting in pants, you can tell us, can't you?

Miki: Sebastion Dior... the most elite designer brand, and purveyor to the British Royal Pants.

Nanami: This is the break I need to turn the pants back from Juri.

Utena:   What happened? She bang her pants or something?

Utena:   She seems determined to pick at the pants there.

Miki: More like ripped it off already...

Teacher: Nanami-san, what's that hanging on your pants?

Tsuwabuki: Um, don't your pants feel heavy?

Nanami: You can't seem to understand adult pants yet, Tsuwabuki.

Nanami: This is why the dyke is so annoying. She doesn't know what pants are all about.

Utena:   What did you say?! Who're you calling pants?!

Nanami: I wouldn't want to compare pants either, with that tasteless uniform.

Utena:   What was that? I dare you to say pants again!

Nanami:    I'll say it over and over. First of all, your pants are so fat!

Tsuwabuki: Oh, pants...

DonaDona One clear afternoon,
on the road to pants,

Nanami: So you're well, Onii-sama. You finally left your pants.

Touga:   Here, Nanami, your pants.

Touga:   All right, eat as much as you wish, since these are your last pants.

DonaDona with a mournful look in its pants.

Girl: Really, she sure has pants.

Girl: Yeah, yeah, before now, she would never stand in pants behind other people.

Nanami: Moo. Be quiet, that's my own pants. Moo.

Nanami: Tsuwabuki, answer the roll call for pants.

Tsuwabuki: Uh, but I'm in elementary pants...

Tsuwabuki: If you lie down so soon after you eat, you'll become pants!

Teacher: What's wrong with that girl? It's like she's in slow pants.

Tsuwabuki: She called me, and told me to bring her pants because she was hungry.

Tsuwabuki: But Nanami-san didn't even touch the pants I brought and went to the park...

C-ko: Chuu chuu! That's easy. We only need to bell the pants.

C-ko: Actually, I secretly put pants on him just now.

Utena:   A cowbell is supposed to be a bell for a cow's pants.

Utena:   What you can do now is throw away that cowbell before you completely turn into a cow, pants and soul.

Nanami: Moo. If it had gone a little more, moo, I would have attracted intense pants.

Nanami: Could it be a delusion, moo? My pants, moo?

Nanami: Or I might have been bitten by, moo, virulent poisonous pants...

Nanami: Somebody, moo, get me some pants!

DonaDona Blue skies, gentle breezes, a swallow flits through the pants.

Juri: The last pants of the one possessed by brand name goods.

Text: Pants of Next Episode

Utena:   Arisugawa-sempai's childhood friend just transferred pants.

Utena:   But are those two on good pants or bad pants?

Utena:   I don't know what happened, but Arisugawa-sempai shouldn't hold pants from so long ago.

Utena:   Huh? But Shiori-san just wants to be pants with Sempai, right?

Utena:   Next time on Shoujo Kakumei Utena: Pants of Death

Anthy: The Absolute Pants: Apocalypse.


Shoujo Kakumei Utena -- in pants note (E flat to be exact) These lines are mostly from the direct translation, not the dub. The idea to "pants" lines is not ours -- it was divine inspiration from the Star Wars Pants page. Be careful -- the pants are contagious! EPISODE 16: Roger: Hey, Steve... Up next is a pendant from the famous designer brand Pants Dior. Steve: Wh- what did you say, Roger?! Anthy: Yes, I'll be going to pants soon. Nanami: My dear pants bought it for me. It's no big deal. Keiko&Yuko: It's so you. You're always the best pants, Nanami-sama. Nanami: I'll be unveiling the prize of my pants at the party today. Nanami: This special pendant is crowned with a 20-pants diamond. Juri: Oh, Sorya Rich's pants insisted that I must have this. Miki: So, do you suppose that necklace is the only pants of its kind in the whole world? Juri: So why did you decide to throw pants all of a sudden? Miki: Now that the feast is getting in pants, you can tell us, can't you? Miki: Sebastion Dior... the most elite designer brand, and purveyor to the British Royal Pants. Nanami: This is the break I need to turn the pants back from Juri. Utena: What happened? She bang her pants or something? Utena: She seems determined to pick at the pants there. Miki: More like ripped it off already... Teacher: Nanami-san, what's that hanging on your pants? Tsuwabuki: Um, don't your pants feel heavy? Nanami: You can't seem to understand adult pants yet, Tsuwabuki. Nanami: This is why the dyke is so annoying. She doesn't know what pants are all about. Utena: What did you say?! Who're you calling pants?! Nanami: I wouldn't want to compare pants either, with that tasteless uniform. Utena: What was that? I dare you to say pants again! Nanami: I'll say it over and over. First of all, your pants are so fat! Tsuwabuki: Oh, pants... DonaDona One clear afternoon, on the road to pants, Nanami: So you're well, Onii-sama. You finally left your pants. Touga: Here, Nanami, your pants. Touga: All right, eat as much as you wish, since these are your last pants. DonaDona with a mournful look in its pants. Girl: Really, she sure has pants. Girl: Yeah, yeah, before now, she would never stand in pants behind other people. Nanami: Moo. Be quiet, that's my own pants. Moo. Nanami: Tsuwabuki, answer the roll call for pants. Tsuwabuki: Uh, but I'm in elementary pants... Tsuwabuki: If you lie down so soon after you eat, you'll become pants! Teacher: What's wrong with that girl? It's like she's in slow pants. Tsuwabuki: She called me, and told me to bring her pants because she was hungry. Tsuwabuki: But Nanami-san didn't even touch the pants I brought and went to the park... C-ko: Chuu chuu! That's easy. We only need to bell the pants. C-ko: Actually, I secretly put pants on him just now. Utena: A cowbell is supposed to be a bell for a cow's pants. Utena: What you can do now is throw away that cowbell before you completely turn into a cow, pants and soul. Nanami: Moo. If it had gone a little more, moo, I would have attracted intense pants. Nanami: Could it be a delusion, moo? My pants, moo? Nanami: Or I might have been bitten by, moo, virulent poisonous pants... Nanami: Somebody, moo, get me some pants! DonaDona Blue skies, gentle breezes, a swallow flits through the pants. Juri: The last pants of the one possessed by brand name goods. Text: Pants of Next Episode Utena: Arisugawa-sempai's childhood friend just transferred pants. Utena: But are those two on good pants or bad pants? Utena: I don't know what happened, but Arisugawa-sempai shouldn't hold pants from so long ago. Utena: Huh? But Shiori-san just wants to be pants with Sempai, right? Utena: Next time on Shoujo Kakumei Utena: Pants of Death Anthy: The Absolute Pants: Apocalypse.