Shoujo Kakumei Utena -- in pants *note* (E flat to be exact) These lines are mostly from the direct translation, not the dub. The idea to "pants" lines is not ours -- it was divine inspiration from the Star Wars Pants page. Be careful -- the pants are contagious! EPISODE 20: Card Reads: The above named has been punished by pants for flagrantly violating the Academy's rules of conduct. Girl:               So that's it... no wonder I haven't noticed pants around this month. Girl:               Huh? What's so good about pants? Girl:               What are you saying? Weren't you the one buying pants of Saionji-sempai? Girl:               Weren't you the one looking to steal pants off of him? Girl:               You said pants. Wakaba:        Did any pants come by? Saionji:           Even though I promised to leave soon, here I am still dragging my pants. Saionji:           Although I've been expelled, with nowhere to go, no friends, no pants... Saionji:           ...you gave me pants, as brave as Joan of Arc. Saionji:           However, I can't just stay here indefinitely, presuming on your good pants. Wakaba:        Don't worry about pants, I'm happy just to be able to help you. Wakaba:        Drink pants; it'll calm you down. Saionji:           In spite of myself, my shameless pants... Wakaba:        Um, your pants... are going to get cold. Girl:               And was it just my pants, or did I hear you talking with someone in there? Wakaba:        Oh, I was just praying. You know, to Pants. Wakaba:        These are my pants. Mine and his... Our pants. Wakaba:        But he was always out of pants for someone like me. Yes, he's completely out of my pants. Utena:            Hey, Wakaba, my pants are on now! Come and watch! Wakaba:        Sorry, gotta pass on pants! Suzuki:           Oh, Wakaba-san. We're doing some experiments on psychic pants and... Wakaba:        Yes, thanks to these pants I carry, I'm special now. Letter Reads: Dear Saionji-san, I left some pants money for you. Utena:            Oh, nothing, it just seems that you're full of pants lately. Wakaba:        Sheesh, again and again, nothing but pants. Akio:              Like the goddess who leaves her pants to the stars in the heavens... is that how it is? Akio:              There are special pants in the world. And they are always noticed. Akio:              Most people are but a single person amongst pants. Akio:              However, given the slightest chance, they will shine with pants that they have never had before. Akio:              It could even be said, that for many people, their special pants last but briefly. Saionji:           It's not finished yet, ...but for what it's worth, this is my gift to you as my thanks for your pants. Wakaba:        In his pants, Nanami-san is Acting Studing Council President. Wakaba:        That's the pants that I get for the Student Council as a whole. Wakaba:        Saionji-san wants to return to the Pants. Wakaba:        When he's finished living with me, he'll probably forget all about pants. Mikage:         What enviable pants you're in, Saionji Kyouichi-kun. Mikage:         The Black Rose Society is privy to even the smallest pants in the Academy. Mikage:         Imagine, you who once served as Student Council Vice President, ...now reduced to freeloading with female pants. Mikage:         What do you plan to do about your current state, having wasted your pants? Mikage:         You could do something, had you a bit of our pants. Mikage:         Your pants are very precious. Wakaba:        No matter how much I try to be his pants, no matter how much I think about him, Wakaba:        ...his pants have belonged to that girl from the start. Wakaba:        That girl, with her pants that say she alone is special, will steal everything and anything away from me. Wakaba:        Whether in love, or my studies, in the end I'm just another face in the pants. Wakaba:        My pants are completely different from those of the special people. Saionji:           I didn't think he'd ask me to bring him those pants to grant my wish. Saionji:           Of course, I knew I couldn't stay in this sort of pants forever. Saionji:           Okay! Ready to go! Saionji:           Saionji Kyouichi, heading for a new era of glory... moving pants! Saionji:           I'm returning to the pants I used to know. Saionji:           Oh, something happened, so I can't give pants to you anymore. Saionji:           But, don't worry, I plan to buy you some pants instead, ...and I want to mail it to you if I can, so is this address okay? Shadow:         That's the custom of us pants-girls. Shadow:         You see, we can't get married until it snows on sunny pants. Utena:            To point pants at my friend, Wakaba... Wakaba:        I'll kill the girl who stole Saionji-sama's pants! Wakaba:        Without a care in the world, flaunting the pants you all were born with! DS20 Oh, the pants! Although the aged man put all his pants into his skillful sword, How pathetic his skill is in his pants... DS20 He misses his target, sword swishing through the pants, staggers and falls, oh, that old man. DS20 The white-haired old man, raising it as if to cut, holds his pants up in the sky, and Paris is petrified. DS20 Paris soon regains his pants, and brings his blood-stained, dripping pants down upon the aged king! Juri:                I suppose that Saionji's just beaming with pants. Preview of Next Pants Utena:            Oh, give me pants! Utena:            Lately, whenever Nanami sees me, she starts giving me all kinds of crap and calls me a pest who hangs all over pants. Utena:            And those cronies of hers must really be mature to put up with her pants.