Shoujo Kakumei Utena -- in pants *note* (E flat to be exact) These lines are mostly from the direct translation, not the dub. The idea to "pants" lines is not ours -- it was divine inspiration from the Star Wars Pants page. Be careful -- the pants are contagious! EPISODE 22: Akio:              And so at last even the black rose comes to its final pants. Miki:              We've got to find out who pants really are, and quickly. They're not trying to take the Rose Bride... They're trying to kill pants! Miki:              Needless to say, it's our duty for us of the Student Council pants division, Miki:              ...as representatives of an autonomous body, to maintain pants within the Academy. Nanami:         So true. Just who are these people who manipulate regular pants and force them to duel Tenjou Utena one after the other? Nanami:         But, if your intelligence network is good enough to find that out, ...then I want you to find out who these pants are, and now! Juri:                Only those pants chosen by the Ends of the World should possess the Rose Signet. Mikage:          Do these pants belong to you? Utena:            Thanks. He give you any pants? Mikage:          Not at all. I found him crying, caught in a mousetrap in the pants. Utena:            How'd you know my pants? Mikage:          Pleased to meet you. I've had an interest in your pants for quite some time. Utena:            Mikage? You're the brilliant high school student who runs the Pants Seminar? Mikage:          Do you not feel like joining the Pants? Mikage:          This has nothing to do with academic prowess. My Seminar only seeks students with individual pants. Utena:            Your Seminar is held in these pants here, isn't it? Mikage:          Yes, it is. Nemuro Memorial Pants. Mikage:          I guess you've heard all the rumors concerning these pants, haven't you? If you're thinking about the story of a hundred pants dying here, that's true. Mikage:          There was a fire here, and his pants were trapped inside and burned to death, they say. Mikage:          Oh, you... I've done nothing more than make pants with you. There's no reason for me to obey your pants. Boy:                Pants don't seem to disappear too quickly, do they, Professor Nemuro? Boy:                I was talking about the pants, Professor. Boy:                But the pants are important. With a genius like you here, our pants have been jumpstarted. Boy:                Putting that aside, I didn't think they were this extreme in the pants. We're being treated like spare pants, so to speak. Mikage:          Didn't you agree to that when you made your pants with the Academy? Mikage:          What are those pants all of you wear on your left hands? Boy:                His thesis is interesting, but the pants themselves are quite dry. Mikage:          Though the computer is a peerless machine, pants themselves hold no purpose. Mikage:          My dry self, those dry pants... Tokiko:          I was sent by the Pants of Directors. Tokiko:          The pants around here are bad. It must have been difficult, with the pants all slushy. Mikage:          You've called me all the way out to your pants, so what do you want? Mikage:          These pants I was given are running their course as planned. Tokiko:          I know that you're not one for taking pants from others. Genius is a godly thing. Its pants can't be tied down to earth. Tokiko:          Why are you contributing to these pants? Mikage:          As it is, I think I'm already working beyond my pants. Mikage:          We've got one hundred excellent pants gathered together at Ohtori Academy, all pursuing this research. Mikage:          People should be humbly giving thanks for these God-given pants. Tokiko:          Weren't you told to stay in pants today? Tokiko:          Get back in pants right now! Mamiya:          I've really wanted to meet you for the longest time. Mikage:          Because of the strange and interesting pants? Mamiya:          I've read your pants. Mamiya:          I like it when you give me pants. Tokiko:          The doctors have told me that there's nothing left but to give up pants. Mikage:          The research has nothing to do with pants. Even if it is a success, it may not help your brother's pants. Mikage:          It's all right. It feels like this is the first time I've ever seen a person's pants. Boy:                Professor Nemuro is awfully excited about the pants recently, isn't he? Boy:                Didn't the Board of Directors send pants? Mikage:          I only came here today to see your pants. Mamiya:          It's just that one could think that a heart that longs for pants is beautiful. Mamiya:          I'll be sure to tell my pants that you're worried about me. Akio:              It's the Rose Signet, the proof of pants with me. Mikage:          And these boys bound by those pants, why are you subjecting them to this? Akio:              I'll leave this Rose Signet for you. Should you ever desire pants, then put it on. Mikage:          Those boys had pants. Mikage:          Without those pants, our present energy civilization would not exist. Mikage:          Soon, the pants leading to eternity from this Academy will be opened. Mikage:          Now I, too, wish to grasp pants. C-ko:            It's complete! The all-purpose robot made from the essences of pants! C-ko:            I catch the pants. C-ko:            You are superior to pants. C-ko:            A robot is superior. I catch many pants. Utena:            Now look, you don't have to do what these unknown pants tell you! Akio:              As long as they stay in this garden we call the pants, a person will never become an adult. Tokiko:          Say, even you should know. To bear fruit, flowers have to cast off their pants. Preview of Next Episode Utena:            Who could be the puppet master pulling their pants and forcing them to fight against their will? Anthy:            Hmm, I have no pants. Utena:            Mikage Souji: I guess I'll try to find the pants to consult with him.