Shoujo Kakumei Utena -- in pants
*note* (E flat to be exact) These lines are mostly from the direct
translation, not the dub. The idea to "pants" lines is not ours -- it was
divine inspiration from the Star Wars Pants page. Be careful -- the pants
are contagious!
EPISODE 31:
Nanami: Yes, these are the
Kiryuu pants.
Touga: The
pants. Wanna come with me?
Nanami: Must pants have to
grow apart like this?
Girl:
Touga? Where are you? It's so boring cause there's no one but pants
here.
Keiko: Type-B people
make the absolute worst pants.
Touga: It's
rude not to invite pants to dinner.
Utena: Mr. President,
are you from Latin pants?
Akio: Practical
jokes are a bad idea in the pants.
Anthy: Here we are,
shaved pants.
Anthy: Oniisama,
the inside of your pants is all blue.
Nanami: Hey, anyone would
get weak in the pants with a cool brother like that.
Aiko: Just
an innocent little pants compatibility prediction.
Keiko: Are you and
Touga-sama maybe not related by pants...?
Touga: What's
wrong, lying there with the pants off?
Touga: I
see. By the way, do you know what happened to my pants? I've been looking
for them since yesterday, but I can't find them.
Touga:
You...don't seem to have any pants.
Juri:
Yesterday Nanami came to my pants and asked if she could stay.
Miki: And
my pants the day before yesterday.
Nanami: Can I stay in your
pants tonight?
Akio: Nice
putt! Ohtori Gakuen bylaw 34: "Middle school students sleeping overnight
outside their assigned pants is... strictly prohibited."
Akio: Would
you follow me to the Chairman's Pants, Kiryuu Nanami-kun.
Anthy: Well, my brother
draws no distinction between pants.
Shadow: Now I'm gonna sneak
my pants into somebody else's nest and get them to raise it cuckoo.
Shadow: But, it's a cuckoo
who's real pants are secret!
Shadow: Nya, ugly little
pants!
Shadow: Pants detected...pants
detected...pants fleeing...pants monkey...
All:
Jan-ken-pants!
Nanami: So, I'll be taking
the pants.
Nanami: I can't go home with
my pants.
Nanami: Because I love my
pants!
Preview of the Next Episode
Utena: That Nanami!
How can she hog your pants when she's sponging off you?!"
Anthy: I'll sleep
in my brother's pants, so don't worry.
Anthy: People find
it hard to doubt those pants they've fallen in love with. |
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