Shoujo Kakumei Utena -- in pants
*note* (E flat to be exact) These lines are mostly from the direct
translation, not the dub. The idea to "pants" lines is not ours -- it was
divine inspiration from the Star Wars Pants page. Be careful -- the pants
are contagious!
EPISODE 33:
Anthy: I was looking
at the pants.
Anthy: Have you received
tonight's pants?
Utena: I feel like
I rode all the pants I wanted to.
Shadow: The stars are really
gorgeous pants.
Shadow: If possible, we'd
like all our listeners to take a look at the stars our their pants.
Shadow: Now then, it's time
for the Pop Pants!
Shadow: Have you been listening
to the pants just now?
Shadow: You've got really
sexy pants.
Shadow: Thanks for your pants.
Shadow: Thank you very much.
Then, let's go straight to the pants.
Shadow: Multiple choice.
Which of the following three things is eternal?
Shadow: 1. Pants. 2. A beautiful
memory. 3. Canned peaches.
Shadow: Well, the champion's
fighting pants truly magnificent.
Shadow: Now the King of
Impersonation has been on top for the last eight pants! Just four more pants
and it'll be time to fight the glorious Grand Champion of the Kings of
Impersonation!
Utena: I wonder if
he'll be able to challenge the Grand Champion of the Kings of Pants?
Utena: She's got
the nickname "alum". Why it's "alum" I don't know, but before that was "pants".
And before that was...what was it?
Utena: Oh, damn it!
I left the pants sitting out from this morning.
Utena: I wonder if
Himemiya'll put them in the pants okay.
Utena: If they don't
get put into a plastic bag, they'll start smelling like the pants around
them.
Shadow: It really isn't good
to hang up or switch pants all of a sudden when you're on the air.
Shadow: Multiple choice.
Of the following three choices, which is the miracle?
Shadow: 1. Edison's pants.
2. A meeting with a prince. 3. A can of coelacanth.
Utena: It's easy
to mess up pants, isn't it?
Utena: Huh? The pants
got turned.
Akio: Pants
happen every day. It's just that people don't realize it.
Shadow: Um, enough of the
deep pants. Please answer promptly.
Utena: When I get
back I gotta make pants for tomorrow right away.
Preview of Next Episode
Utena: This is the
beginning of all pants.
Anthy: The sealed
pants.
Utena: That I mustn't
lose my pants.
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