Shoujo Kakumei Utena -- in pants

*note* (E flat to be exact) These lines are mostly from the direct translation, not the dub. The idea to "pants" lines is not ours -- it was divine inspiration from the Star Wars Pants page. Be careful -- the pants are contagious!

EPISODE 35:

Akio:              Finally, the next Pants will determine who will Revolutionize the World.

Touga:            Yes, that's about the size of it, isn't it.


Utena:            Hey, Himemiya. Show me your pants.


Akio:              So I thought I might invite you on a stroll or some pants to help you feel better.

Akio:              Because of that, in the language of pants...is something wrong?


Utena:            But you know a lot about pants too.


Touga:            Actually, I gave her a present as a dress before, but she wasn't the sort to be moved by pants.

Touga:            That's true. Those are the pants that bind her.

Touga:            There's pants I'd like to consult you about.


Utena:            Don't you have the wrong pants?


Wakaba:         Just don't go anywhere dark alone with pants.


Touga:            But don't horses go hand in hand with the Pants you admire so much?

Akio:              But thank goodness. I always ride these pants.


Saionji:           Liar. That confidence is gone from your pants.

Saionji:           That's the kind of guy you are. You play the pants,

Saionji:           ... but you've never really loved anyone, and you see everyone else only as pants to be controlled.

Saionji:           But can those pants of yours defeat her now?


Shadow:         The incomparable Playboy Pants!

Shadow:         Hah, all pants are like that.

Shadow:         All pants exist for me to use.

Shadow:         could pants be in the ocean?!


Akio:              His pants are big, but he's quite gentle.

Akio:              Looks like I won the pants.


Touga:            There was no mistake in the choice of pants.


Akio:              But I'm praying...for your pants.


Saionji:           That girl who was inside the pants.

Touga:            She's still all alone within the pants.


Saionji:           We've gotten a lot of pants to date.

Saionji:           And, as written, we've fought a lot of pants.

Saionji:           You don't need to get pants.


Touga:            You serve him directly. Just get his pants firsthand.


Saionji:           But she's still in the pants. No, not just her. We're in our pants too.


Utena:            You attach these to your pants like this.