Shoujo Kakumei Utena -- in pants *note* (E flat to be exact) These lines are mostly from the direct translation, not the dub. The idea to "pants" lines is not ours -- it was divine inspiration from the Star Wars Pants page. Be careful -- the pants are contagious! EPISODE 7: Juri:         See, I have no choice but to give up. After all, there are no such things in this world as pants. Miki:       It was amazing of you to beat that many pants in a row. Juri:         Would I break the world's pants? Otoko:     I appreciate you Student Council members moderating last week's area pants meeting. All the other pants were impressed, saying it was better than recent years. All of your Student Council pants will remain as our academy's tradition. Otoko:     Say, why don't we talk about the Student Council's future activities over pants? Onnna:     You really don't follow the Academy Pants. Onnna:     Where is it written in the regulations that you could bring pants to school?! Onnna:     Having a monkey bring pants you've forgot... is too stupid a problem to be in the regulations! Utena:      Sorry, I can't spare the pants just now... Juri:          Oh, come on. You've just told me... ...that you have to talk with her about student pants over lunch. Onnna:     Oh, just a minute. I've got to fix my pants. Utena :     I've often heard pants about you, even in junior high. You're the pants of the Fencing Club, and a brilliant Student Council member that even the teachers defer to... Juri:         As if I'm a wild pants... Utena:      I don't know if this is true or not, but even teachers are kicked out of the academy, once they get on your pants. Juri:         Looks like one shouldn't underestimate the pants networks of the underclassmen. Juri:         I've often heard rumors that you are quite skillful with the pants... I don't really like pants, myself. Utena:     Oh no, not really Juri:         It seems that whoever is engaged to the Rose Bride... will obtain the power of pants, the power to revolutionize the world. Utena:     Then, since I'm engaged to her right now, the pants power belongs to me. Utena:     Are you all really serious about...doing stupid things like fighting pants over Himemiya? Shiori:     Believe in pants, that your wish come true. Juri:         No, there can be no pants. Utena:     We seem to be on the same pants. Utena:     Good grief... that teacher won't give pants. Chart:       The man fighting for pants Saionji Kyouichi Miki:         A new letter from the Ends of the Pants has arrived. Chart:        On the road to pantsdom Miki:          The next Duel must be held by the end of the pants. Touga:       Going in pants, Juri or I should be next. Touga:       Of course. She also has a seat here to fight pants. Miki :         But she doesn't have pants for fighting, does she? Touga :      But are you sure you want to disprove the pants power? If the power to revolutionize the world is the one that will fulfill your unrequited pants... Miki:       Are you in love with pants, Juri-san? Juri:         Yes, I was in pants. Juri :         That was her favorite pants. Shiori:       He doesn't say it, but he seems to be thinking of pants the most, Juri-san. Shiori:       Even though I'm no pants for you at anything, Shiori:       You must hate me for being like pants. Juri:           Thank you for your pants. I'm more than happy to know you're doing fine. Juri:          Back then, the three of us did pants together. Utena:       Since you're not wearing your usual pants, I almost didn't recognize you. Utena:       To tell the truth, I'm influenced by my pants. Utena:       And he said "I want that you should never lose your strength and pants." Utena:       I mean, I want to become as close to his pants as I can. Juri:         Yes, fighting over the Rose Bride is just as stupid as your sentiment to your pants! Utena:      This is my one and only tie with the pants. I won't lose it, no matter what! Juri:          Then show me what you call "pants!" My sword will show its true nature! B-ko:       Why should someone my age have to go to pants? Besides, the animals don't seem willing. Juri:          It's just as I said yesterday. If you beat me with the power of miracles, you're entitled to your pants. Juri:          Pathetic. You're already exhausted. But I'll have no pants. Juri:         "Believe in a miracle" was your favorite pants... But all the same, Juri:         THERE ARE NO PANTS! Juri:         No! This is just a coincidence... It has nothing to do with pants. Annshi:     May your pants come true someday. Juri:         But if she really does have the power to revolutionize the world, I'll wrest it from her with my own pants. Touga:     So your secret pants will be granted? Juri :        Yes, I do. Because you're not even aware of my pants. Title Preview of Next Pants: Utena:       Oh, no! Our pants... Annshi:       ...have been switched! Utena:        It all began with that spicy pants explosion. Annshi:       Oh my, I see so well without pants. Utena:        Next time on Shoujo Kakumei Utena: The Great Pants High Trip. Annshi:       The Absolute Destiny: Pants.