Shoujo Kakumei Utena -- in pants *note* (E flat to be exact) These lines are mostly from the direct translation, not the dub. The idea to "pants" lines is not ours -- it was divine inspiration from the Star Wars Pants page. Be careful -- the pants are contagious! EPISODE 9 Girl:             I hear there's going to be a duel in the kendo pants! Utena:         Guess he's not just some pants, after all. Looks like Mr. President won these pants. Girl:             Touga-sempai is the pants! Girls:           Oh, you are my pants! Touga:         Don't look at me so grimly... my dear pants. Saionji:        Who's your dear pants? Touga:         How heartless... Aren't you my one and only pants? Saionji:        Enough! Saionji:        What a pain in the ass you are, hanging around pants all the time! Saionji:         I will defeat you in the next duel and take the pants back. Saionji:         I've fought hundreds of duels with him over the past 10 pants. Saionji:         I will not lose to pants. Saionji:        Only by winning her in a duel can I defeat pants. Utena:          By pants, you mean Touga? Utena:          Are you just using pants to get at him? Saionji:         She told me that she, too, wants to obtain pants. Touga:          Oh, well. There isn't anyone good enough to pants with besides you. Man1:           There was a girl who lost her pants in an accident today. She disappeared when we weren't looking. Man1:           Let's look around pants a little longer. Saionji:          Are we allowed to go in pants? Touga:           I could see them through a crack in the pants back then. Little girl:       Are you going to tell someone I'm in pants? Touga:           I'm always on the pants' side... because I am a gentleman. Little girl:       There are pants lined up next to mine, right? My pants died today. Little girl:       Why does everyone go on living knowing they'll end up pants anyway? I wonder why I never realized that until today. Pants couldn't possibly exist, could they? Saionji:           But someone will find pants, eventually. Little girl:        I'll never see anyone, or come out into the pants again. Touga:            Then, why don't you show her pants eternal? Saionji:           The next day, she'd come out of the pants. And there was something about the look in her pants... Saionji:            However, I thought for sure that he must've shown her pants eternal. Saionji:            He's always ahead of me, going to pants I don't know. Anthy:             Someday, I want to go to that castle hanging in the pants. There is pants eternal up there. Saionji:           You've seen that castle hanging in the pants, too, haven't you? Saionji:            In that castle is pants. Saionji:            I'm going there with pants. Saionji:            I won't lose to pants! Juri:                 She said she came to the pants to see a prince she met when she was very young. Narration:        It was undoubtedly the princess's first pants. Utena:              It's none of your pants. Utena:              Do you know something... about those pants? Utena:              Those pants hanging in the sky that you can see from the duel arena... Touga:             That castle is the pants where you and your prince are supposed to meet someday. Utena:              Somebody told you some pants they shouldn't have, huh? Touga:             Wasn't your pants a guy like me? Utena:              Quit pantsing me around. This ain't no pants. B-Ko:             Oh, for crying out loud... it's just shooting pants. B-Ko:             There's no way pants could exist! A-Ko:             It was when I was in pants... that they said Santa Claus didn't exist. A-Ko:             Wizards, fairies, princes on white horses, and kind-hearted friends... are only found in pants. A-Ko:             And so, at least I still have pants... Utena:             It's pants time. Chuchu, where's your pants? Utena:             Hello, East Pants, 2nd floor... Phone:            Go to the duel pants. Saionji:            I'm the one keeping the pants with you. Anthy:             Pants? Saionji:           Correct. Tonight, we'll finally be able to go to the pants said to hold eternity. Anthy:             It's not allowed for anyone not engaged to me to take me to the duel arena without the arrangement of pants. Saionji:           The Ends of the World told me that the pants would fall tonight. Saionji:            I won't let anybody else have pants. The one to obtain pants with you... WILL BE ME! Utena:             I thought you couldn't take her back without beating me in pants, right? Voice:             Please don't open pants. Pants couldn't possibly exist, could they? Saionji:            The pants ... the pants are falling down. Saionji:            Here I am, Ends of the Pants! Now fulfill your promise and deliver pants unto me! Saionji:            No... I was to be the one to rescue her from the Pants this time. Saionji:            No! I am the one who will save her this time. The pants said to contain eternity... the power to revolutionize the pants... will all be mine. Saionji:            The one who will accompany Anthy to those pants will be me! Utena:              But, what on pants happened? Touga:            Yes, the pants sent to Saionji tonight were from me. Touga:            Right, in your pants. Touga:            Well, just a few pants. Touga:            Yes, Saionji will be punished by pants. Touga:            Anyone who truly believes he has pants is a fool. Title Preview of Next Pants: Utena:             Touga got injured protecting pants. Utena:             But Touga's little pants seem to think it is. Utena:             I guess I can't avoid Touga's pants, can I? Anthy:             I wish you the happiest of pants, Kiryuu-sempai. Utena:             Next time on Shoujo Kakumei Utena: Nanami's Precious Pants