Blood Soaked and Honor Bound: Don't You Manipulate Us


Don't You Manipulate Us (Sung to "One More Time" by Brittany Spears) By: Diana [All cast members, plus Karen and Becka enter the theater. There is a man dressed as Akio on the stage, several girls and some guys (dressed as people manipulated by Akio) as the background singers, and a girl resembling Becka as the main singer. The cast quiets down as the lights dim...] Oh Akio, Akio... Oh Akio, why do you manipulate us? What is with those jackets? Oh Akio... We can't let you do this anymore! We'll just have to stop you... You'll show us what manipulate means. Tell us Akio, What we need to know now. Chorus Oh because, We are not naive, like our Becka (Ow... HEY!). We are not stupid, like Nanami (Nanami "I heard that!"), We will not bend to your infamous will. Please release us? Don't you manipulate us! Oh Akio... The reason we 'eep' is you. Boy, we'll get you for it! Oh pretty Akio, There's nothing that you wouldn't do, But we shall somehow stop you. What are your manipulative secrets? Tell us Akio, What we want to know now (Touga pops up "Tell ME now!" All the girls drool). Chorus Oh Akio, Akio... Ah, yeah, yeah. Oh Akio... How are we supposed to know? Oh pretty Akio, We really should have let you go! We must confess, that we still want you (See: 101 Reasons Why We Hate Akio), It is a bad thing, but we do! We still want you even though, You are evil and manipulative, Please don't blame us for all this! Chorus We must confess, that we still want you. We know it's bad but, oh well... We definately want you, And you will be here. To give us a sign (Akio pops up and hands everybody a "Meet me on the white leather couches in 10 minutes" notice), But don't you manipulate us! [End] [All but Akio leave the theater. Akio goes up to the writer of the song, trys to manipulate her, and fails, because like Becka she is naive, but like Utena she can resist him.] Insert Becka comment "You think I'm naive?!? Hello?! Take a look at the outfit I wear on 'The Menu' Page..."