Blood Soaked and Honor Bound: My Name is... Seki no Hate


My Name is... Seki no Hate (Sung to "My Name is Slim Shady" by Eminem) By: Utena Tenjou Hi! My name is... (What?) My name is... (Who?) My name is... Sekai no Hate. Hi! My name is... (What?) My name is... (Who?) My name is... Sekai no Hate. Ahh emm... excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class for one second? Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick swords of hate through one of Anthy's eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!) Screw Touga and get fcked up worse than my life is? (Huh?)* My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight, But I can't figure out which student I wanna impregnate (Ummm...) Touga said, "Ohtori, you a basehead!" Uh-huh! "Then why's you're face red? Man, you wasted!" Well, since age twelve I felt like I'm someone else, Cause when Anthy got stabbed, Dios's soul melt. Got pissed off and ripped Anthy's tits off, And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kriss Kross. I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, Faster than ChuChu sitting down too fast. Come here, slut! (Ohtori, wait a minute, that's the Rose Bride!) I don't give a fck Saionji, Dios sent me to piss the world off! Kanae's mother wanted to fck me in Junior High. Thanks a lot, she's only about 75! I screwed her in the observatory, changed my name to Ohtori, Now the shadow girl's tell em' my story (Yeahhh!!!) Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up, Flashed the bartender, but it was Nanami with a tip cup. Shadow Girls, running over pedestrians in a spaceship while they screamin': "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" Ninety percent of my life I was lied to, I just found out Juri does more girls than I do (Damn!) I told her I'd try to be a famous rapper, Make a record about homosexuality and name it after her. (Oh thank you!) You know you blew up when the women rush your stands, And try to touch your hands like some screaming Touga fans (Ahhhhhh!!) This guy at the upside-down castle asked for my autograph, (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it: "Dear Saionji, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!" Stop the tape, this guy needs to be locked away! (Get him!) Miki, just don't stand there, OPERATE! I'm not ready to leave, I'm too sexy to die. (Fck that!)* I'll have to be carried into the cemetery and buried alive. (Huh, yup!) Am I coming or going? I can barely decide. I just drank a fifth of Vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead.) All my life I as very deprived. I ain't had a woman in minutes, my palms too hairy to hide. (Whoops!) Clothes ripped off like the Incredible Hulk. (Whoohoo!) I seduce when I talk, I'll screw anything that walks. (C'mere) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits, HOW YOU GONNA FEED ME, MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAAAAH!!!) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed, Put a bulletfprood vest on and shoot myself in the head. (BANG!) I'm steamin' mad. (Arrrgggghhhhh!!!!) And by the way, when you see Kanae's Dad? (Yeah?) Ask him if he opened a porno mag and seen my ad.