Finding Nemo Quotes

Sheldon: I'm H2O intolerant.
[sneezes]

Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it!

Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice, friendly shark. Not a fish-eating monster. Fish are our friends, not food.

Gill: To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie!

Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions?

Marlin: Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?
Nemo: It's not safe.
Marlin: That's my boy.

Nigel: [quietly] Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth... if you want to live.

[About the humpback whale]
Dory: Maybe he only speaks "whale".
[slowly and deeply, imitating the whale]
Dory: Mmmmoooooowaaaaah...
Marlin: Dory. Dory, this is not "whale". You're speaking like "upset stomach".

Marlin: Tell me, Dory, do you see anything?
Dory: Yeah, I see a light.
Marlin: A light?
Dory: Yeah. I see a light.
Marlin: [mesmerized] Yeah, I see it too! It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me.
Dory} [mesmerized]: It's so *pretty.* I want to touch it[does; the light bobs quickly away]., both: Ooh!
Marlin: Hey, come back! Come on back here! I'm gonna get you!
Dory: Come here!
Marlin: [singing] I'm gonna swim with you ...
Dory: I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you!
Marlin: [singing] I'm gonna be your best friend ...
[a big scary fish looms into view]
Marlin: Good feelings gone, AHH!

Marlin: It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.

Dory: Have you seen a clown fish swim by?
Crab: Yeah, but I'm not telling you, and there's nothing you can do about it!
[Dory holds Crab out of water for the seagulls to see]
Seagulls: Mine! Mine! Mine!
Crab: Okay! Okay! I'll talk!!

Nigel: Hi there. Sorry if I took a snap at you at one time. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.

Gill: Okay, we have 48 hours to make this tank dirty. So I want everyone to think dirty, disgusting thoughts.
[Bloat belches]
Gill: That's the idea!

Gill: You shall now be known...........as Sharkbait

Marlin: How do you know if they're ready?
Crush: Well, you never really know, but when they know, you know, y'know?

Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh.... the sea monkeys have my money.... yes, I'm a natural blue...

Seagulls: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Marlin: Crush, wait! How old are you?
Crush: Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude! Rock on!

Chum: Dolphins! They think they're so cute! Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you!

[Dory and Marlin are in pitch darkness looking for the goggles]
Dory: Ahh! Something's got me!
Marlin: That's just me!
Dory: Who are you?
Marlin: [exasperated] Who am I? Who do you think?!
Dory: Are... are you my conscience?
Marlin: [sighs] Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How have you been?
Dory: Eh, can't complain.
Marlin: Good. Now, do you see anything?
Dory: [angler fish's light approaches] Yes, I see... a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?

Dory: I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family. At least, I think it runs in my family. Come to think of it, where is my family?

Dory: No. No, you can't. ...STOP! Please don't go away. Please? No one's ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave...if you leave... I just, I remember things better with you! I do, look! P. Sherman, forty-two...forty-two... I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I...and I'm home! Please...I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.

Marlin: I'm sorry, Dory. But I...do.

Dory: I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. My squishy! (jelly fish stings her) BAD SQUISHY! BAD!

Crush: Takin' on the jellies.

Marlin: What?

Crush: You've got serious thrill issues, dude.

Dory: Aww... what's the matter mister grumpy gills?

Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming, swimming, what do we do? We swim... swim.. Marlin: Dory, no singing.

Marlin: Ooooooh, my stomach...Crush: Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, okay? Just waxed it.

Peach: Find a happy place! Find a happy place!

Bruce: Okay, who's next? How about you?

Marlin: Uh, no that's okay, I don't have a problem.
Sharks: Denial!

Dory: I saw a boat!

Marlin: You did?

Dory: Yeah, it went that way! Come on!
[few seconds later]

Dory: Hey, back off, okay? Why are you following me? What ocean not big enough for you?

Marlin: What? You said you saw a boat!

Dory: A boat?

Marlin: YES!

Dory: Oh I saw a boat! It went that way!

Marlin: Wait a minute, you already told me you saw the boat.

Dory: I did? Uh-oh.......

Crush: "NOGGIN'"
[bump heads]

Squirt, Crush: DUDE!

Squirt: Sweeeeet!

Crush: Totally!

[Large explosion occurs underwater with a small bubble reaching the surface, popping next to Pelican 1. Pelican 2 looks at him, upset.]
Pelican 2: [Disgusted] Nice.
[Flies away]

Nemo: Are you all right?

Dory: [exasperated] I don't know where I am... I don't know what's going on! I think I lost somebody but I, I can't remember!... and I can't remember...

Nemo: It's OK, it's OK! I'm looking for somebody too! Hey, We can look together

Dory: I'm Dory.

Nemo: I'm Nemo.

Dory: Nemo!?... that's a nice name...

Marlin: The water's going down. It's half-empty.

Dory: Hmm...I'd say it's half-full.

Marlin: Stop that!

Crush: Coo-Coo-Cachou