ELIJAH
Q: What the fuck is up with Franka and Elijah? Are they dating or what?
A: Ugh... who really knows anymore? First, they weren't dating, "just kissing"; then they were dating, now they're, er... back to "not wanting to talk about it." So, I don't know, nobody really knows, but we'll keep you posted.
Q: Is there any way that we could get Elijah to do an exclusive interview just for Elijah Chico?
A: An exclusive interview just for Elijah Chico ... ah, yes, that would be marvelous! Unfortunately, Elijah Chico is just run by lil ol' me, and I'm afraid I don't have the connections to get an interview ... yet. Someday (crosses her fingers) ...
THE SITE
Q: Why did you make this crappy site?
A: That is answered here.
Q: What does the title mean?
A: Elijah Chico is Spanish for Elijah Boy, chico = boy. However, the name probably isn't grammatically correct, but it's cute, I like it.
Q: If I told you my first language was Spanish and that your title is incorrect would you change it?
A: Nope.
Q: I have news about Elijah, wanna know what it is?
A: Hell yes!
FAN FICTION
Q: What's fan fiction?
A: Fan fiction is fiction written by fans about their favorite whatever -- it can be a book, movie, TV show, or celebrity.
Q: Do you write it?
A: Yes I do.
Q: Will you host my fan fic?
A: Read the Requirements For Submitting and then ask.
ME
Q: Well, who the hell are you?
A: I'm Mercedes. Your fellow low-life dreaming of the staticy screen.
Q: So ... you're not Elijah?
A: Ha! If I were Elijah I'd stalk myself! I'd be my own lover and greatest fear! Ah turmoil ...
Q: Are you famous?
A: Nope.
