C.I.T.A.
(Cannibalism Is The Answer)

Everyone claims that they have problems, or issues,etc.(Note:this is not a hate page. Just think about it. Also, those with weak stomachs or who disapprove with someone laughing at something of a cannibalistic nature should get the hell away from my site and never show their freakish, overlyreligious @$$ anywhere near my site again!) I have a solution for every problem known to man. Eat each other! Who knows, we might taste good!(All refrences on this page are purely for fun, I don't beleive any of it, I just laugh at it!)

Think about it!

• Solve World Hunger! Not is the amount of food in the world multiplied, but the ammount of mouths to feed is reduced!
• World Peace! Eat the evil world leaders!(Bin Laden, I'm looking in your direction!)
• World Population(That's kinda a gimme)!
• Barney! Eat the freak in the suit!
• Pokemon! Dine on the damn fanatics!
• Your little brother/sister (heh heh heh)!
• Bullies (If they don't get to you first)!
• Get Rich Quick! Make them put you in their will first!
• Worried about ending the human race? Monkeys will re-evolve sometime (I think).
• Every Other Problem In The World? Eat the person with the problem! they won't be troubled any more!