Awful, awful, awful. Just when I thought the series
was looking up, Paramount Pictures hit us with this abomination. The film starts
with Jason (Kane Hodder) still
lying dormant at the bottom of Crystal Lake, when a passing boat conveniently
snags its anchor on an underwater power cable and gives him a huge electric jolt.
Predictably, Jason
re-awakes and bumps off the young couple on the boat
in one of the most cringe-worthy scene's I've ever witnessed. Then for some
unknown reason, decides to take their boat down river and stows away on a
pleasure cruiser full of teenage kids who are setting off on a school cruise to
New York City.
The title of
the film is extremely misleading as the vast majority of action
takes place on board the pleasure cruiser, with only the last 15
minutes or so set in New York city, and most of that is in the
subway system and the sewers. Perhaps it would have been more appropriate to call this 8th outing "The Voyage of the
Damned", as most of it takes place on the boat and it virtually killed off
the franchise.
As you can
probably gather I was very disappointed with this lame effort, in
spite of the return of Kane Hodder as Jason. Shoddily directed, Jason's method of
killing wants to make you cringe with embarrassment, rather than recoil in horror.
Indeed, everything in this
film just plain sucked, it was even voted biggest turkey of 1989
(I think) by readers of Fangoria magazine. Only watch
this film if, like me, your a completist and want to see the
whole series.
Overall marks
3/10.
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Other Information.
This monstrosity was written and
directed by Rob Hedden, who should be put against a wall and
shot for this travesty. He got the job after directing several
episodes of the Friday the 13th TV spin-off series, and still writes
and directs for numerous shows. His credits including episodes of "MacGuyver",
"Knight Rider 2000" and "Star Trek : Enterpirise" (hey, didn't those
shows suck too?) His biggest success appears to be the 2002 film "ClockStoppers",
which was directed by Johnathon Frakes.
The films budget was
$5,000,000
The original script
was set almost entirely in New York, however owing to budgetary
constrictions the director had to limit almost all the action to
studio sets, hence why 95% of the film takes place on board the
boat.
The man in the diner
who Jason (Kane Hodder) throws over the counter and into the wall
mirror was stuntman Ken Kirzinger, who went on to play Jason in
"Freddy vs Jason". He was also Kane's stunt double in some scenes.
Fred Molin, from the TV series, scored the entire
soundtrack this time as Harry Manfredini was unable to
return. His musical talents where sorely missed!
The films intro was
shot at a Boy Scout Camp in Vancouver Canada.
The film was heavily
censored by the US ratings board to get an R-rating, as a result the
killings are virtually blood free. The most notorious cut being a death scene where
one of the kids is killed by having darts thrown into his eyes.
Instead they had to film an entirely different sequence, showing
Jason plunging a red hot rock into the guys chest in the sauna.
However even this had to be cut down, as they complained it was too
bloody.
The original UK
video release removed a brief scene where one of the punks pulls out
a butterfly knife when they confront Jason owing to the BBFC's
policies on "imitable behaviour". This was re-instated for the DVD
release after the censors revised it's classification policies.
Pictured
left, one of the original promotional posters. This was
withdrawn prior to the films release following complaints from the New York
Tourist board.
After this dismal effort proved
barely popular at the box office, Paramount
Pictures decided to not to make any further
sequels. If they just decided to invest in a
decent production, rather than churn out a
sensless farcical slasher they might have got a
bigger return. If you look at Halloween H20,
compared with Halloween's 5 & 6, you'll see
what I mean.
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Extra Info. Cast
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