Coming soon to a bookstore near you.



This is a book that I would highly recommend to everybody out there that is:

• stupid and needs a book to show them how to commit suicide
  
• straight edge
  
• fond of tofu
  
• a vegan
  
• a hippie
  
• me.

The problem is that half the people that need to die never do. Take me for example, I should be shot because I have nothing better to do in my spare time, so I write this crap. Actually playing with myself is better than this. Do You Like Corn?