Our story begins in a time known of reletive peace, but it shouldnt last long
as a new threat emerges from the shadows of society. How does this threat emerge? Well maybe Im
a bit ahead of myself here. Our story really begins during the time of the Sayaijins attacking
Earth. You see there was another brother of Freeza and Koola. His name....Ice Cube!
You see,he was another member of the Cold family but in a way many people wondered if Ice Cube
came from King Cold and his other father, I mean mother. He wasn't light pink as his siblings
were and had no shades of purple on him. He preffered banging in the ghettos to Freiza's ballet
classes and Koolas barbie doll antics. He was even pressured by his lonely father who never
seemed to get dates, to try out for cheerleeding. This confused him greatly. Why should one of
the most feared people in the Universe's history be subjected to all these feminine things?
Well it wasn't that bad until one day, when Freiza brought home his first boyfriend/girlfriend.
Ice Cube already suspected there might be some sort of homosexual part to the other members of
the Cold family but even at this time he couldn't prove that. He honestly couldn't identify the
sex of Freiza's crush! (Writers note: This crush is later on shown to be be Janeba, which in
itself is slightly disturbing.)
And here I shall show you a portion of Ice Cube's reaction:
Freiza: Hey Dad I brought him home!
King Cold: Oooh finally, I get to meet him!
Freiza: Yeah I know you'll love him, He's adorable I mean with him its just pick a fold and...
King Cold: Freiza son! You know thats not appropriate in front of our guest tee-hee...
Janeba: Oh don't worry, Im used to it *slobbers all the floor*
Ice Cube: *enters* 'Sup homies, whas happenin'?
King Cold: Oh Ice! Come and meet Freiza's crush! And dont forget to give Papa a special hug in
the happy spot!
Ice Cube: Not the mofuckin' happy spot *takes out an uzi* Thats just whack, your girls a man
Freiza!
Freiza: Oh come on brother, your so silly sometimes, wanna join me and honey here in a game
tackle TV watching *grins, winks and pokes Janeba, careful not to get his finger stuck in the
fat. All of Janeba's many folds rumble and roll for a couple minutes. The Cold family stares in
awe as it finally finishes and....*
Janeba: Ouchies, ooh Freiza, Ill take ya up on your suggestion for some tackle tv viewing, then
we can play make-out!*winks and pokes him back*
Ice Cube: Holy shit! You both are damn homo's aren't you? Get away from me faggots!
King Cold: Thats it Ice Cube, those words aren't allowed in this house. How dare you say the
D-word in front of us, then insulting your brother and his friend. Go up to your room, now!
*From upstairs in Koola's room* Oh! Ricky Martin! OH, OH! YEAH GIVE IT UP! YEAH! OH HELL YA!
Ice Cube: Ah man, this is fucking sick, Koola's getting busy with his posters again! I ain't
in hell going up there...
And as you could see, Ice Cube apparently was in a family that he didn't belong. And just wait till what Koola had to say!
*Noises coming from Koola's room*
Ice Cube: Uh..Koola..I need to use the 'puter for some homies of mine..come on...
Koola: *coming out of his room all sweaty*Oh Brother, sure you can use it!You can just fiddle around on my keyboard anytime..just press my..Its hard buttons, itll feel so good after it just got its daily lubrication.Oh man!
Ice Cube: Dammit yo fag, I just gotta check out the freakin stock market!Dammit your sick! SICK!!!!
Koola: I'm not sick...Im horny...oh and if you use the 'puter just ignore my Enrique Iglacius pictures...even though his rippling pecs are so firm..like his buttocks..oh god I'd just love to use the position on him. OH OH!
Ice Cube: *begins vomiting all over the door way, his pimpin' wallet flies out and lands near Koola*
Koola: Oh Ice Cube! *hangs his wrist in the air*Hey is that a pimping wallet! You know daddy told us not to talk to girls! HUff, I guess your grounded again!
*walks out, a dildo rolling out of his room*
Ice Cube was grounded, but after that he ran away, and journeyed to far away places, meeting several people like Nappa, Nappa's...Hair...Nappa's Toupee, and finally he met Vegeta's shaving bottles............
