A man goes to Hell. The devil was a in a good mood that day so he was gonna let the guy choose what room he went in. The guy looked in the first room and everyone was standing on their head on a wood floor. He thought it looked painful so he decided to look at the next room. In this room everyone was standing on their head on a brick floor. This one was worse so he decided that he wanted to look at the next room. In this last room everyone was standing in 3ft of manure drinking coffee. He chose this room of course. The devil handed him a cup of coffee and shut the door. 5 minutes later the devil opened the door and said, " All right, Coffee breaks over back on your heads".