Things the DBZ characters will never say or do
Bulma: Ohhhhhh he’s so cute.... you just want to hug him and love him and squeeze
him to pieces! (Elmyria animainics)
Goten: I don’t care if you’re my dad’s friend.... I’ll blast you for saying that....
Trunks: *singing* Bob the builder.... can he fix it...
Goten: *singing along* Bob the builder... yes he can...
Vegeta walks up to Goku’s house and pushes the bell.... and takes off giggling...
Goten opens the door and looks round.... Chi-chi sticks her head out...
Chi-chi: That’s the fifth time today...
Goten: I tell you mom is the evil aliens from the planet Anthraxs...
Bulma puts some food out for Vegeta and Goku to eat after the two have finished
sparring.
Vegeta: Bulma can you pass the ketchup?
Goku: Oh wow I LOVE Bulma’s cooking even more than Chi-chi’s!!!
Goten: DEATH TO ALL HUMANS!!!!! Mwha-hahahahahahaha!!!! The WORLD IS
MINE!!!!!!!
Trunks: Uh Goten you’re half human...
Goten: DEATH TO ALL FULL BLOODED HUMANS!!!!!
Trunks: Does that include you’re mom?
Goten: Yeah her cooking sucks....
Yamcha: Oh wow... I never knew Tien had such a cute butt...
Tien: What?
Yamcha: Nothing!
Tien: Hey Yamcha
Yamcha: What?
Tien: Do you think I should get an operation to remove this third eye?
Yamcha: Yeah you look like a freak.
Tien: I thought so.
Yamcha is motioning all the hormonal woman to stop mauling him...
Yamcha: I’m sorry ladies but I can’t love any of you...
Women: Awwwwwww.....
Yamcha: Truth is I’m in love with Puar...
Krillen: Hey Trunks, I have something to tell you.
Trunks: What?
Krillen: You’re adopted...
Trunks: Really?
Krillen: Yeah man I’m sorry.
Trunks: No don’t be... Hey Vegeta!!!!
Vegeta: What?!
Trunks: *blasts Vegeta to a crisp* I’ve always wanted to do that.
Krillen: Hey nice shot...
Trunks: So Krillen who’s my dad then?
Krillen: Goku.
Goten and Trunks are sparring with each other on the front of Chi-chi’s lawn.
Chi-Chi: *runs out* GOTEN!!!!
Goten: What?
Chi-chi: KILL HIM!!!!!
Adult Goten: *throws cellphone away* Well I won’t be needing that anymore.
Adult Trunks: Eh? Why?
Adult Goten: ‘Cause I’m in love with you man!!!
Adult Trunks: And I love you too man!!!
Freiza: *looking at his reflection (he’s in his final form on Namek)* Now why do I
have to look so gay?
Doctor: Are you ready for this injection Goku?
Goku: Sure!! I like needles.
Goku: Chi-chi I’ve decided I’m going to stop saving the world and I want to be an
accountant!
Chi-Chi: THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL MISTER YOU ARE GOING TO SAVE
THE WORLD AND THAT’S FINAL!!!!
Goku: Huh?
Chi-chi: And be sure to keep Gohan away to save the world too... he’s doesn’t need to
study. Education is not at all important.
Krillen: Thunder shock Picka-chu!!!
Gohan: pik-a pik-aaaa!! Chu!!!! *thunder shock attack*
Cell is in his final form ready to fight Mirai Trunks... Trunks gets a hit and knocks
Cell in to a wall.
Trunks: It’s over Cell.
Cell: Indeed it is... I guess you won then.
Trunks: What? Just like that?
Cell: Well you’re so much stronger, and faster, and better than I am... I wish I had
your body.
Trunks: Well yeah I mean after all you look like some sort of giant bug...
Cell: Say do you want to get together for a coffee and we can talk about the future?
Trunks: Coffee’s good.
Vegeta: You know I can’t be bothered with surpassing Kakarott anymore. I admit he’s
just going to be stronger.
Bulma: Then what will you do?
Vegeta: I was thinking about a tv cook show...
17: Ohh look 18 pretty birds....
18: Pwetty...
16: *blasts the birds*
Mirai Trunks: *upon coming to the past* God what a dump! Why’d I even bother...
my time is much better, there is more freedom there.
Goku: what about the heart virus I suffer?
Mirai Trunks: Bah who needs you my dad is stronger.