You know you're obsessedwith dbz when you...



Start buying Lavender incense sticks cause they’re lavender...

Start writing silly what if mary-sue fics putting yourself in as Mary-Sue and giving her some god forsaken hard-to-spell-hard-to-say-but-wishing-it-was-your-actual-name name...

Start suddenly comparing the strange things you’ve written with what is actually happening in your life...

See a man in a sandwich suit standing on the side walk and wonder what it would be like if Goku was chasing him thinking he was an actual sandwich. Because the jerk had told you to eat him several times.

Start to try and convince your blonde haired blue eyes boyfriend to die his hair lavender and wear a denium jacket that is obviously to small for him and strap a sword on to him.

Think your little brother is actually a dragonball villian and try and defeat him in the kitchen while your mother’s cooking dinner.

Try and chat up your older bro’s best friend because he likes Dragonball too and he looks just like older Goten...

Name your first child Goku and hope he will grow up to save the world one day.

Call every bald man you come across cue ball.

Jump out of the window thinking you can fly

Try to power up to the human equivelent of super saiyan in a martial arts tournament hoping that you’ll get strong enough to win, only to be knocked unconcious cause you weren’t paying any attention to the opponent.

Swear your cute gym teacher / sports coach is actually Gohan and hope he notices you when you start actually bringing your gym gear to class.

Eat alot of beans think they’re sensu beans and hope that they will give you extra strength after your lame ass defeat in the martial arts tournament.

Eat like a saiyan thinking you’ll gain no weight.

Swear to start your own company called Capsule Corp. when you have completed all necceary degrees, though are still confused on how they can get cars in to tiny pocket sized casules...

Think your mother is Chi-chi because she makes you study to much...

Hang a sign on your door saying “Pedulam Room” hoping you can get zapped in to another time to train to save the world only to look like a goof ball staring at your light wondering why it isn’t swinging...

See that everyone you know reminds you of a character from the show...

Swear your father is Vegeta after he’s got his hair cut short...

Try to attempt to do Yamcha’s one fingered hand stand...

Believe you can fly but look rather retarded when you try to power up to fly away...

Go out and buy a Gill toy hoping it will help you locate the dragonballs so you can get your wish from the eternal dragon...

Believe that the shop-aholic blonde haired girl next door and her brother are androids #17 & #18 and are out to destroy you because you believe that you are Goku....

Think that the strange man in the center of town who paints himself odd colors is actually Piccolo trying to blend in to the local ‘living statue’ community...

Believe the old man across the road is master roshi cause he has a turtle figure in his front yard along with other weird lawn ornaments like a blue cat and a pig in clothes...

Buy a white cat and a dwarf wth a samurai sword and a large lader that reaches for the sky and tell them that the first stop at the ladder is the tower where they’ll be staying to grow the magical sensu beans...

Think the guy sitting behind you in english is #17 because he wears green tube socks over the base of his trousers...

Take one of your mother’s brown stockings and stuff it up then tie it to the back of your trousers trying to pass yourself off as a saiyan...

Believe your best friend is Baba because she’s short and has died her hair pink and give her a crytal ball for her birthday so she call show you all the latest DBZ fights before they come on tv...

Have nodded your head to doing at least five on this list....