G = General
Subtitled: 10:30am
Yamcha’s Saiyan Babe: Welcome to yet another edition of GT House... sorry I ain’t
been in but I’ve been sick... yup mondo sick got stuck in bed coughing and spluttering
for over half a week now... in fact I still am extremely sick...
She watches as all the members of the GT house step away from her
Y.S.B: hmmmm *glares at them* anyway I’d like to introduce Seisetsu he’s a good
friend and from my GT club I met him in a cute wee RP group called Blade’s Saiyan
Elite (Yahoo clubs [I know shameless promoting] but check it out!!!) Yay! Well I’m
going to be inside the GT house *grumbles about not being close to Yamcha* with
these psycho six he’s gunna be out there with those who haven’t been voted in. We’ll
see what he’s up to in a minute. But first here’s the weekly tally up!!!
Vegeta - 8, Bulma - 4, Mirai Trunks - 4, Gohan - 3, Chibi Goku - 2, 18 - 2, Piccolo -
2, Lunch - 2, Raditz - 1, Yamcha - 1, Videl - 1, Marron - 1, Chaotisu - 1, Chibi
Chi-chi - 1, Majin Trunks - 1...
Breaths deeply
Y.S.B: Hokay I think that’s it for the weekly tally up... man I mention Piccolo not
getting a vote then out of the blue boom he beats my dear Yamcha... ahhhh! I know I
know by one vote... but it’s Yamcha! C’mon!! People!!! VOTE YAMCHA!!!
Outside the GT house Yamcha arches an eyebrow at the screen.
Yamcha: I don’t know if I want to be voted in you guys...
Piccolo crosses his arms across his chest. His cape flapping in that non existent wind
that seems to follow him round.
Piccolo: I can’t believe I got dragged in to this.
Vegeta: For once I agree with the namek. But I can’t wait to get voted in, to blast that
brat of Kakarott’s sky high.
Vegeta begins to stalk towards the house Seisetsu jumps in.
Sei: Whoa easy there. One more chapter then you can enter you got a head start you’ll
be in there next chapter I promise just calm down.
Vegeta: hmph.
Y.S.B: Hey yo Sei what’s going on out there?
Sei: Oh just the norm. Vegeta.
Y.S.B: Right. Anywho time to let you peeps know VOTE which two you want in the
GT house next majority wins...
Sei: VOTE FOR 18!!!!!!
Y.S.B: *sweatdrop* Hokay... I’ll just leave this section over to you... while I fix my
Cd recorder for this shameless lets make these peeps in the GT house dance section...
I gotta find the right clips.
Sei walks up to the camera.
Sei: Okay first things first... what is wrong with you people Vote 18 damnit and vote
Trunks outta there!
Y.S.B: Oh yeah I forgot to say you can start voting people out now too... only two out
and two in... it will be two chapters this and the next till they leave though gives time
for everyone to vote. but this is the last chapter to vote two more people in....
Sei: Vote 18 kay?
Yamcha looks over at 18.
Yamcha: Wow I’m lucky at least my psycho stalker is stuck in the house. Her’s has to
be out here.
Sei: I heard that!
Piccolo merely shakes his head and turns his back on all of them his cape flapping in
the non existent wind again.
Mirai Trunks: Where does that non existent wind come from?
Bulma: Beats me but you get used to it.
18: This is nothing but a shameless self promotion of the author’s inability to write a
good fic if you ask me.
Chaoitsu: I like the idea.
18: I wasn’t talking to you doll man...
Yamcha: you know I woulda thought Tien or Krillin, or Master Roshi would of even
got a vote in here.
Lunch: Well it’s not our choice. It’s the readers.
Vegeta growls glaring at the door to the house.
Sei: Er.... stay... good Vegeta.
Raditz: *snickers* heh...
Vegeta growls and blasts Raditz in to the fence...
Bulma looks at Mirai Trunks worriedly.
Bulma: This can come to no good...
Vegeta starts to power up ready to blast the door down to the GT house.
Sei: Well... I think we better see how everyone -in- the house is doing! LIKE
NOW!
Subtitled: 10:40am
Inside the GT house
Y.S.B: Right here we go... Bra when you here this tune....
‘She's Miss California, hottest thing in West L.A. House down by the water, sails
her yacht across the bay. Drives a marinello, hollywoods her favorite scene. Loves to
be surrounded with superstars that know her name...’
Y.S.B: That’s your cue to jump on the stage and dance... heh buttons...
Bra: Oh kay.
Y.S.B: Hey so I’m having fun playing with the stereo... so sue me... anyways Trunks...
when you here... this tune... *snickers* you gotta get up and dance...
‘She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what? What? What? Baby,
move your butt, butt, butt. I think I’ll sing I’ll again. She had dumps like a truck,
truck, truck. Thighs like what? What? What? All night long. Let me see that
thong...’
Trunks: *sweatdrop* you’ve got to be kidding me...
Y.S.B: *falls over laughing* hahahahaha.... nope!!! hehehe.... you gotta dance to it
man... it was voted in so it must be!!! *lol*
Goten snickers. Trunks looks at him.
Trunks: Shut up you.
Y.S.B: Anyways moving riiiiiight along Chi-chi when you here this tune you gotta
dance...
‘(X) Rearrange the whole game with my rugged sound. (X) Won't even say your
own name when I come around. (X) Stay on top but remain from the underground.
(X) to the Z and we all in the family...’
Y.S.B: and Goku when you hear this nifty tune from New Zealand’s own ZED!!!
(okay so I’m promoting a kiwi band so sue me... er no don’t... I can’t afford it)
‘I'm a lover, I'm a winner, I'm a fighter. Gonna set your soul on fire. I'm a lover,
I'm a Renegade Fighter. Gonna set your soul on fire. I'm a lover, I'm a sinner, I'm a
fighter Gonna set your soul on fire. I'm a lover, I'm a Renegade Fighter. Gonna set
your soul on fire...’
Goku: Ahhhh... *sweatdrop* okay...
Trunks: *grumbles* At leat you didn’t’ get the Thong song.
Goten cracks up laughing and he falls off his chair. Trunks sighs and looks at the
camera.
Trunks: Sorry dad... I know you wanted to do this but... he’s getting on my
nerves.
Trunks blasts Goten til he’s crispy...
Y.S.B: Er.... okay... moving right along!!! Pan! your song...
‘I ain’t happy, I’m feeling glad. I got sunshine in a bag. I’m useless, but not for
long. The future is coming on. I ain’t happy, I’m feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag.
I’m useless, but not for long. My future is coming on. It’s coming on, it’s coming on,
it’s coming on, it’s coming on...’
Y.S.B: And Goten last but not least... here’s your little tune... problem with little
number is that it’s mostly bassy techno stuff... and hardly any lyrics for me to put in to
words for this fic so I’m gunna do the best I can... (I never knew how monotonous
techno/dance type lyrics were until now)
‘I can feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the
beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat... I can feel the beat, feel the beat, feel
the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the
beat...’
Y.S.B: See /|\ look just keeps repeating... how boring... though nice beats... and I’m
not one for techno, dance, or what ever you call this type of music... But cha good
beats yup.... I’ve said that already... never mind... er lets just see what’s going on
outside the house again shall we?? yeah... go chill outside... ignore me...
Subtitled: 12pm
Outside the GT House
Sei is sitting on the doorstep yawning. He looks at Vegeta who is glaring at the door
in which Sei’s guarding.
Y.S.B: Sei yo anything new out there?
Sei: Nope...
Crowds can be heard screaming in the distance.
Gohan: Creepy... we’re like in the cusp between getting stuck in the house or mauled
out there.
Sei: Ho hum...
Marron sits down on the ground and she pulls out a yo-yo and begins pulling tricks
with it bored. Lunch leans up against the fence and she sighs bored also.
Lunch: *nose twitches* uh-oh...
Gohan: Yamcha...
Yamcha looks over to Gohan.
Yamcha: What.
Gohan points to Lunch and her hand flies to her mouth.
Lunch: AH-CHU!!!
Yamcha: EVERYONE GET DOWN!!!!!
Everyone hits the dirt.
Kushami is in Lunch’s place and she pulls out a machine gun.
Sei blinks and watches as Kushami opens the door to the screaming crowds.
Sei: *grumbles* why won’t anyone vote 18 in?
18: Now why do you want me in that hole anyway?
Sei: Oh wow! She spoke to me! *faints*
18 looks from side to side and she sighs and flicks her hair over her shoulder and
looks over at Kushami firing the machine gun in to the air scaring the crowd off.
Raditz: hmph I can’t believe this... *crosses arms across his chest and looks
bored*
Subtitled: 2:45pm
Inside the GT House
Trunks, Goten, Pan and Bra are playing a game of strip poker. So far Goten and
Trunks are topless. Pan and Bra have only lost their gloves.
‘My radio believe me, I like it loud. I don't care if you don't like it cause it draws a
crowd. And if you wanna find me one-eighteen is the block. My first name Vinnie,
the last name ROCK (ROCK) But don't you come around unless you got a
boombox...’
Trunks looks up to the speakers.
Trunks: Prepear yourself... here it comes.
Y.S.B: Shit wrong Cd...
Goten: Yo why don’t you get up and dance for once?
Y.S.B: Cause I’m the author! And They don’t wanna see me dance...
Trunks: How do you know they want to us dance?
Y.S.B: Hey you will dance or I’ll throw you to the mauling fans out there.
Sei: *shouts off* DO IT!!!!!
Trunks blinks and he looks at Goten.
Goten: Don’t look at me. I’ll let them because you keep blasting me.
Y.S.B: Hey Sei I thought you fainted.
Sei: *off* er.... well... yea... but still Vote Trunks out!! and Vote 18 in!!!
Y.S.B: Anyway.... *snickers* heh one of you is going to dance....
‘She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what? What? What? Baby,
move your butt, butt, butt. I think I’ll sing I’ll again. She had dumps like a truck,
truck, truck. Thighs like what? What? What? All night long. Let me see that
thong...’
Trunks groans and he runs out to the stage.
Pan: Hey lets sneak a look at his cards....
Trunks grumbles to himself after the song ends and he walks back inside and looks at
Pan looking at his cards he arches an eyebrow and she flashes him her best ‘innocent’
smile.
Trunks: Unbelievable... PAN!!! You’re Cheating!
Pan: Am not!
Goten: As if I’m going to stop her she’s family.
Trunks: Pan put those cards down now.
Pan: *sticks her tongue out* Make me.
Y.S.B: hehehehehe....
Trunks: Hey you shutup!
Y.S.B: Wrong move buddy....
‘She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what? What? What? Baby,
move your butt, butt, butt. I think I’ll sing I’ll again. She had dumps like a truck,
truck, truck. Thighs like what? What? What? All night long. Let me see that
thong...’
Trunks: Gah!
Y.S.B: *lol* heh!!! Dance little man dance!!!
Trunks runs back outside to the stage again.
Goten: heh...
Y.S.B: I’m sooooooooo having the time of my life heh...
Bra: Well it’s obviously lets pick on Trunks day....
Y.S.B: ATTENTION!!!! This is the Author’s Interlude!!! This is going out to the
question in the review... no I’m NOT Australian... lol I did this too take the mickey
out of their show Big Brother... and for those who are interested... Ben won! blargh I
liked Blair better... GO BLAIR HE’S A HONEY!!!! *smirks*
Sei: *sweatdrop* Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Y.S.B: Heh... anywho!! I’m adding this in here cause well the actual Big Brother had
this... and it’s a special room feature I’m adding on to the house called the DIARY
ROOM this is the room where we will take characters in to ask them silly questions
that make absolutely no scence... :P and you people want it I guess maybe some
Lemon but there is a main camera here... and well cha only the characters voted in the
GT house at that stage can be taken in to the DIARY ROOM!!! *sighs* I wish we
could take outside characters in but then that would just be stupid... cause they’re
opinions wouldn’t count.
Sei: Whatever *crosses arms across his chest* Can I go back outside now?
Y.S.B: Do you have anything to say to the readers.
Sei: Yes I do...
Y.S.B: Apart from vote for 18.
Sei: ack! *falls over anime style*
Y.S.B: Guess not.
Bra is lying on the couch her head resting in Goten’s lap while he leaning back in to
the softness of the couch watching television. Trunks and Pan are lying on their
stomach’s on the ground in front of the television.
‘Time is laying heavy on my heart. Seems I've got too much of it since we've been
apart. My friends make me smile if only for while. You can make me whole
again...’
Goten: Gah!
Trunks: All of us this time... but still this is the third time today!!
The group of them run outside and jump on the stage.
After the song stops Goku looks at them.
Goku: Er so what now?
Goten: This...
Goten jumps on Goku grabbing him in a head lock and ruffling his hair.
Goku laughs and picks Goten off him and walks over to the pool grinning.
Goten: GAH!!! DAD *splash*
Trunks laughs and points as Goten surfaces from the water.
‘I can feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the
beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat... I can feel the beat, feel the beat, feel
the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the
beat...’
Goten: Hey no fair!!! I’m in the water!!!
Y.S.B: Dance Goten dance!!! hahahahaha!!!!!
Bra: This girl really needs a life.
Y.S.B: Hey don’t dis me or you’ll be next!!
Goten blasts out of the pool and on to the stage and begins to shake himself life a dog
spraying water over everyone then he does a cute wee dance.... (AN: hey I know I
know my heart belongs to Yamcha... but c’mon he looks don’t mean I can’t!) by
patting his head and rubbing his stomach, causing Bra to giggle.
Outside the GT house.
Piccolo looks up at the screen.
Piccolo: You’ve got to be kidding me.
Sei: What?
Vegeta: What an embarrassment to the saiyan race.
Bulma: Relax Vegeta it’s just Goten. It’s not as if he’s representing the saiyan’s in
another galaxy.
Sei: If he did now that would be interesting.
18: How long have you been hanging round and how long will you hang around?
Sei: *grins at her* I’m hanging around as long as your here...
18: *grabs Marron* that’s it we’re going home.
Marron: But mom!! I was playing cards...
Sei: Hey cards is cool. anyone up for a game?
subtitled: 4pm
Inside the GT house (The Diary room)...
Pan is sitting in between Trunks and Goten on a large couch. Trunks and Goten look
at each other and they grin Trunks leaps over Pan and on to Goten and the two begin
to play fight. Pan looks to the camera.
Y.S.B: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... *sweatdrop*
Sei: Er any comments on these two Pan??
Pan: trunks found out Goten was cheating in the card game...
Trunks: Wait he was?
Goten: I was??
Pan: Yup... you told me so yourself so you could get Bra’s clothes off...
Trunks: Goten!!!
Goten: But Pan told me you were cheating!!!
Trunks: I do not cheat!!!
Trunks crosses his arms across his chest and a card slips out of his sleeve and flitters
to the ground.
Goten: *watches the card as it flitters to the ground* Uh-huh...
The card lands face up... we can see it is the Ace of Spades...
Trunks: Heh... how’d that get there?? *sweatdrop*
Goten: Oh you are sooo dead...
Goten leaps over and the two begin to play fight again. Goten grabbing Trunks in a
headlock and ruffling his hair.
Pan looks at the camera and she smiles brightly.
Pan: You get use to them after a while... you see I don’t even notice they’re there
anymore.
Y.S.B: Those two are like Dumb and dumber...
Sei: You said it. Hey can I go back outside... pllllllleeeeeeeaaaassssseeeeee
*begs*
Y.S.B: Whatever...
Sei: Wooooohooooo!!!
Subtitled: 6pm
Outside the GT house...
18: *sweatdrop* oh no...
Mirai Trunks: hey I thought you were going to go home.
18: I was but we can’t leave...
Piccolo: She’s right... the damn authors won’t let us.
Sei: hahahahahahaha THAT’S RIGHT!!!
18: oh no...
Vegeta looks round looking for Sei ready to blast him.
Piccolo: You won’t find him.
Vegeta: What makes you say that?
Piccolo: He’s a co-author...
Sei: Wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Raditz: Hey place your bets here!!
Marron: Bets huh?
Raditz: That’s right young lady! So far Kushami has placed a bet on where and when
the couples are gunna get it on next... so come one come all....
Bulma: Raditz he’s a bit ooc don’t you think??
Piccolo: The author has only just seen the Raditz saga this week...
Vegeta: you seem to know alot about this author... you happen to know where she is...
so I can blast her in to the next dimension for writing this?
Piccolo: You won’t see either of them unless they want you too...
Vegeta scowls and he crosses his arms across his chest angrily.
Marron: Raditz twenty dollars on Goten and Bra in the pool.
Raditz: Alright your on!
Yamcha: Hey put me down for fifty of Chi-chi and Goku on the stage!
subtitled: 7:45pm
Inside the GT House... (the Diary Room)
Bra is lying across the couch looking at the camera.
Y.S.B: Now this is the room where I ask a stupid question and you see if you can
answer it or not...
Bra: okay...
Y.S.B: What is the weirdest thing you’d like to see happen in this house?
Bra: Well can you do it??
Y.S.B: For punishment yes I can I am the almighty Author!!!
Bra: Well for Trunks and Goten trying to cheat in our card game... I say they have to
totally strip down naked and run round the exterior of the property.
Y.S.B: Hey girls you hear that?!?! What do you think?!?!
*wild female screams are heard*
Y.S.B: hehe okay um or...
Bra: or they have to kiss each other for an entire song!
Y.S.B: heh.... okay wow... two punishments right girls and voters out there this is
where you pick what’s gunna be their punishment for the next instalment of the GT
house!!! oh yeah and remember vote two in and two out...
Subtitled: 8pm
Outside the GT House
Sei: lol!!! Yeah!!!
Yamcha: *looks round worriedly* hmmm... *looks to the gate and tries to slip
off*
Vegeta: Where do you think you’re going?!
Yamcha: Uh... no where... heh... nope... I’m staying put...
Sei: You better...
Vegeta: Where is that brat?!
Sei: nah nah you can’t find me!!! : P
Yamcha: So we’re all stuck here until we’ve been voted in and out of the house...
great just great... *sighs* I’m going to be here forever...
Y.S.B: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!!!!!
Yamcha: Ugh!
Subtitled: 10pm
Inside the GT House
Goku is sitting on the couch with Chi-chi curled up in to him the television is on and
the two are sleeping.
Laughter and water splashing is heard outside and the four kids are outside in the pool
splashing about.
‘I'm a lover, I'm a winner, I'm a fighter. Gonna set your soul on fire. I'm a lover,
I'm a Renegade Fighter. Gonna set your soul on fire. I'm a lover, I'm a sinner, I'm a
fighter Gonna set your soul on fire. I'm a lover, I'm a Renegade Fighter. Gonna set
your soul on fire...’
Goku sits up with a bolt and he groans.
Goku: Oh no...
Y.S.B: SURPRISE GOKU!!!!!!!
Goku cover his ears and he gets up and runs outside and he jumps on to the
stage.
Goku: Oh well... *does a little dance*
Subtitled: 10:56pm
Outside the outside of GT house...
Cameraman: Okay four minutes til we’re live...
Announcer: How does my hair look?
Cameraman: Fine sir.
Announcer: you ready Mr. Satan.
Mr. Satan: Yeah of course!
Announcer: Are you sure you know where to find the authors of this fic.
Mr. Satan: Of course I am... When they see me they’ll just have to come out and get
my autograph. They’re great fans of mine you know...
The Z team look out at the gate.
Yamcha: Oh you have to be kidding me... not this guy...
Vegeta: I’ll take him. *powers up to Super saiyan* heh....
Vegeta levitates himself upward and he looks down on the announcer, Cameraman
and Mr. Satan.
Announcer: now Mr. Satan do you think you could call the author’s out so we know
what they look like...
Mr. Satan: Sure...
Vegeta: *shouts* FINAL FLASH!!!!!!
The three look up at Vegeta as he blasts them away.
Vegeta: Your trespassing without a vote you’re not even allowed in here!!
Y.S.B: *waves her pom poms* Yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh Go Veggie-CHAN!!!
Woohoooo!!!
Vegeta: *turns round* WHAT did you -just- call me?!?!
Y.S.B: *sweatdrop* uh-oh... WAIT!!! This is my fic I can call you whatever I like
cause you can’t blast me cause you can’t see me so there nah nah nahhhhhh!!!! :
P
Vegeta: *growls* when I find you.... you are dead...
Y.S.B: Eeeek!!! Hokay I’m going back inside now!!! yup yup yup!!!
Subtitled: 11pm
GT House
‘I ain’t happy, I’m feeling glad. I got sunshine in a bag. I’m useless, but not for
long. The future is coming on. I ain’t happy, I’m feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag.
I’m useless, but not for long. My future is coming on. It’s coming on, it’s coming on,
it’s coming on, it’s coming on...’
Pan comes running out from the bed room and she runs outside and jumps on to the
stage and she begins to dance... She stops as she looks down and sees Goku sleeping
on the stage.
Pan: Uh... grand-dad??
Goku: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Pan looks at the camera and she shrugs and she continues to dance.
Y.S.B: okay... *comes wandering out finally for ALL to see and Grabs Goku by the
feet and drags him inside* Be right back...
Pan: *blinks* riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Pan continues to dance.
Trunks: woooohooo TAKE IT OFF!!!
Pan looks up and sees Trunks hanging out the bedroom window waving at her. Pan
giggles and suddenly he’s yanked in through the window.
Trunks: *off* Gah! Goten!
Y.S.B: *comes wandering back out* okay that’s all for this episode peeps vote what
you want to happen kay?? *yawns* and don’t forget vote which two you want to come
in... they will enter in the next chapter and vote two out and they will be kicked in two
episodes time... until the next instalment of GT house G’night!!! *walks off*
T B C....