Filler Chapter

Yamcha’s Saiyan Babe: This is a special in between episode of the GT house...

Seisetsu: Like the filler sagas...

Y.S.B: That and no one is voting cause fan fiction net is being a little PUNK!!!! *ahem*... anyways... Welcome to yet another instalment of The GT house... Oh and here’s a list of songs to pick for Bulma and VEGETA to get up and dance too...

Vegeta: Hmph.

Sei: Well at least I don’t have to deal with him outside anymore...

Y.S.B: And the thing is they love him more than they do my Yamcha!!! *cries pathetically*

Vegeta sweatdrops...

Sei: So you know what happened last time... Me, Y.S.B and Goten got high on jelly beans... and Goten I think is still on that high...

Goten: WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOHOHOHOOOO!!!!!

Everyone looks to the roof where Goten is stumbling along it...

Y.S.B: Anyways the votes for characters out are this...

Pan - 2, Trunks - 2, Goten - 1, Chi-chi - 1...

Sei: Sooooo technically this should be the episode where Trunks and Pan are booted... but....

Y.S.B: I was expecting a bit more than two votes ya need three votes a character to boot... so if no one else votes anyone out by the time I come round to the next ep they will be booted... *looks to Pan and Trunks* sorry you two... people love you out there they do... hell look at all the fics on you two hooking up... but that’s the way of the GT house...

Pan and Trunks shrug.

Trunks: I can’t wait to get out of this place I can go home and have the entire house to myself!!! Since my family’s all stuck in here...

Pan: Alllllll alone huh??

Trunks: *smirks* heh...

Goten: GET A ROOM!!!!!

Trunks and Pan look to the roof where Goten is still stumbling along.

Pan: Bra get your man off the roof...

Bra looks up from the deck chair where she is tanning.

Bra: I’m busy...

Y.S.B: Anywho... these are the songs I’m picking for you guys to choose as Vegeta’s and Bulma’s songs you have four options...

Blue -- All Rise.

S Club 7 -- Don’t stop Movin’.

Destiny’s Child -- Bootylicious.

D12 -- Purple Pills.

Sei: Well now that’s over and done with... I’m going back outside...

Y.S.B: Oh and next instalment, there will the entrance of the intruder, which most likely will be Cell...

Y.S.B is sitting in the Diary room wither her saiya man action figure on her lap...

Y.S.B: This thing is sooooooo coool... *makes it beat up on her ssj Vegeta action figure*

Y.S.B stops and snacks on licorice all sorts then goes back to making her action figures beat each other up.

Sei clears his throat

Y.S.B looks up.

Y.S.B: yuuuuuuuuus?

Sei: We’re suppose to focus on the characters not your action figure collection.

Y.S.B: Sorry I’m on a chocolate high... I had a couple of Cadbury MEGA PerkyNana bars...

Sei: What?

Y.S.B: MEGA Perky Nana bars are a banana flavoured candy chew bar covered in deep rich Cadbury dairy milk chocolate *drools*

Sei: *seatdrop* okay... lets hope the bar doesn’t make you Perky.

Y.S.B: Okay time to use this diary room... who shall we get in here??

Sei: Chi-chi.

Y.S.B: Cool okay make sure she doesn’t bring in any frying pans because my author powers are a bit limited at the moment.

Sei: Er hokay.

Y.S.B: CHI-CHI SON COME IN TO THE DIARY ROOM!!!!

Sei puts a sheet over the wall of his eighteen shrine just as Chi-chi walks in.

Chi-chi: My turn I take it?

Y.S.B: Yus it is... so sit down, take a load off relaaaaaax...

Sei: Stop that... this is a GT fic not a south park fic...

Y.S.B: now there’s an idea... *grins*

Chi-Chi sits down on the chair and she looks at the two authors.

Y.S.B offers Chi-chi her bag of licorice.

Y.S.B: Want some?

Chi-chi shakes her head.

Chi-Chi: no thanks I saw what the jelly beans did to my son.

Y.S.B: *takes some and stuffs it in her mouth* your loss...

Sei: Okay here’s a question...

Chi-chi looks at Sei.

Sei: How can you feed one full saiyan and two half saiyans? That must cost like heaps?

Y.S.B is now back to playing with her action figures.

Chi-chi: *shrugs* I don’t know really it’s like having three little children in the house. Even though my two babies have grown up. *begins to sniff* Soon Goten will be leaving home and moving out in to the world...

Goten: *off* Wooooooohohoooooooooo!!!!

Y.S.B: *looks up to the ceiling* that poor world...

Sei: You don’t mind that in fact we all know you like Goten after Yamcha.

Y.S.B: Shhhhhhh!!!! Don’t ruin my reputation!!!

Sei: WELL it’s TRUE...

Y.S.B: Fine...

Sei: *teases* Then it’s Piccolo isn’t it?

Y.S.B: Gah!!! they really don’t want to know about that!!

Chi-chi sweatdrops and looks at the two of them.

Chi-chi: Can I go now?

Sei: Sure.

Chi-chi gets up and walks out.

Y.S.B: Man... now my reputation is broken...

Sei: *smirks* how about we invite in here someone from outside of the house.

Y.S.B: Yamcha?!

Sei: No...

Y.S.B: Android 18 is not coming in here.

Sei: Drat... oh well... stay here I’ll be right back. *leaves*

Y.S.B: Why do I haven the feeling I’m going to be surprised here?

Sei: *renters with Piccolo* back.

Y.S.B: Gah! *faints*

Sei: *looks to the ground* Hmmmm... okay take a seat Piccolo.

Piccolo: I’d rather stand.

Sei: okay whatever just don’t keep you back to the camera like you do in the show people want to see you not your back.

Piccolo growls at Sei.

Sei: *laughs nervously* Or do what you want.

Piccolo: Hmph.

Sei: Okay Piccolo this is a question for everyone who is dying to know this... Where does that WIND come from?!?!

*wind blows in the diary room making Piccolo’s cape flap in it*

Piccolo: It’s not my choice it was just written in there.

Sei: Oh... do you get annoyed with it?

*wind blows again*

Piccolo: Very.

Sei: So what would happen if we took that wind away?

Piccolo: *looks at Sei* Can you do that?

Sei: Well only for this fic.

Piccolo: *smirks* I’d like to see you try.

Y.S.B: *leaps up from the ground and pulls Piccolo’s turban and cape off and runs off with it* hehehe...

Piccolo: Grrrrr...

Sei: Our well actually her conclusion or theory is that if you don’t have a cape then there would be no wind to blow the cape, so she wanted to try it out.

Piccolo: *sweatdrops* That’s ridicules...

Sei: Hey we’re testing our theory out here.

Piccolo: I thought you said it was her theory?

Sei: er.... yes.... that’s right... -her- theory.

Y.S.B jumps up on to the roof of the GT house wearing Piccolo’s turban and cape giggling... Goten looks at her and he blinks then laughs.

Goten: Hey let me try that on!!

Y.S.B laughs and hand the turban and cape over and Goten puts them on and poses.

Y.S.B: hehehehehehe...

Trunks, Bra, Pan, Bulma, Chi-chi, Goku and Vegeta all look up at the roof.

Goku: I said this house was making people go crazy...

Trunks: Should we be worried it’s starting to effect the author as well..

Sei: *walks out with Piccolo* be afriad... be very afriad...

Piccolo: *to the GT contestants* This is a warning to you all don’t eat the candy they offer you.

Piccolo walks off to the in between of the GT house.

Y.S.B: I am the Lizard KING I can do anything!!!! er... wait now QUEEN!! I AM LIZARD QUEEN. YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Sei: just cause she steals his cape and turban does she seriously think that she’s actually green.

Y.S.B: Hey I’m having fun!!!

Goten: me too!!!

Bra: okay maybe I should hook up with 17...

Raditz: *off* okay new bets rolling in we have thirty dollars from Videl that Goten and Yamcha’s Saiyan Babe are going to hook up!!

Sei: *looks to camera* I guess I’m closing this ep then... oh well tune in next time to see me kick Trunks out *smirks*

Trunks: Hey!!!

Sei: Oh and Pan’s going to :P Just try and stop me!!!

T.B.C