<html> <!--Generated by Angelfire: L00S00--> <head> <title></title> </head> <body bgcolor="#000000" text="#c0c0c0" link="#0000ff" alink="#800080" vlink="#ff0000"> <basefont size="3"> <!--List--> <font size="5"></font> <ul> </ul> <p> <!--EndList--> <!--Links--> <font size="5"></font> <p> <p> <!--EndLinks--> <!--Freetext--><html> <head> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252"> <title>FFVII</title> <meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 4.0"> <meta name="ProgId" content="FrontPage.Editor.Document"> <meta name="Microsoft Border" content="none, default"> </head> <body bgcolor="#000000" text="#C0C0C0" link="#808080" vlink="#FFFFFF" alink="#008080"> <p><font size="5">Final Fantasy VII</font></p> <p>Sephiroth: At last! A realm over which I can be undisputed ruler!</p> <p>Aeris (<i>in typical annoying and painfully innocent manner</i>): Hi!</p> <p>Sephiroth: What are <i>you</i> doing here? You're dead.</p> <p>Aeris: I was resurrected. I let myself in. (<i>giggles in a way that makes Sephiroth's skin crawl</i>)</p> <p>Sephiroth: When are you leaving?</p> <p>Aeris: Well... I just don't know. (<i>More nerve grinding laughing</i>)</p> <p><i>Sephiroth looks in a pained manner between Aeris an the Masamune for several seconds as Aeris continues to laugh hysterically.</i></p> <p>Sephiroth: Is there any chance you might be leaving soon?</p> <p>Aeris: Nu'uh. (<i>Grins like an idiot</i>)</p> <p><i>Sephiroth looses his temper with air-headed Cetra and swings the Masamune at her. There is a loud clang as the sword meets Aeris' head, but not much effect other than that.</i></p> <p>Sephiroth: What's wrong with my sword!?</p> <p>Aeris: Why did you have to do that? (<i>sniffles</i>)</p> <p>BlackLightning: (<i>pops up out of nowhere</i>) Did I forget to mention? No killing! (<i>Slithers away</i>)</p> <p><i>Sephiroth looks helpless, Aeris returns to her maniac grinning.</i></p> <p>Sephiroth: I don't suppose your behavior was caused by too much time in the life stream?</p> <p>Aeris: Really? How'd you know? How'd you know? (<i>Goes SD happy and starts jumping around like a three year old on a sugar high</i>)</p> <p>Sephiroth: Lucky guess.</p> <p> </p> <p><a href="http://www.angelfire.com/dbz/blacklightning/ffviifics">Fanfiction</a> - a slow-going series and a few stand alone fics <currently 2 fics></p> <p>Sephiroth: I Wonder where Nanaki went? Wasn't he supposed to be here too? (Starts to get desperate)</p> <p>Aeris: (eyes get big) The fluffy one???</p> <p>Sephiroth(talking to idiots voice): Yes! The fluffy one! Why don't you go find the fluffy one?!</p> <p>Aeris: (looks like she's seriously considering this) ... ... ... ... Nah. You're here all by yourself - who would keep you company?</p> <p>Sephiroth: I think I'm going to be sick. (turns green)</p> <p>A large armchair suddenly appears as if it had always been there and Aeris sits on it with great finality. Sephiroth starts banging his head against the wall, ignoring all pain and lack of dignity.</p> <p> </p> <p>Disclaimer: FFVII and all related belong to Squaresoft and the writers. Original plots belong to me, Cora, Sandy, Traxx, Saturn, etc. belong to me.</p> <p>Aeris begins skipping around in circle, and Sephiroth curls into a corner - rocking back and forth and mumbling to himself.</p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#FFFFFF">BL's note: I think that Aeris and Sephiroth can have one of two relationships if stuck together for any length of time. This is the more amusing version. At the other end of possibilities, well, you can check that out in some soon to be posted fanfics ^.^ Really sorry to Aeris fans (hey, I'm one of you, believe it or not!) I just got this weird mental image in my head when I first played the game and this was the first way I could think of to get rid of it. Although she was really annoying in the game sometimes... that's what gave me the strange idea...</font></p> <p> </p> <p><!--webbot bot="HitCounter" u-custom i-digits="0" i-image="1" PREVIEW="<strong>[Hit Counter]</strong>" i-resetvalue="0" startspan --><img src="_vti_bin/fpcount.exe/D:/Web%20builder/?Page=ffvii.htm|Image=1" alt="Hit Counter"><!--webbot bot="HitCounter" endspan --> </p> <p><a href="http://www.angelfire.com/dbz/blacklightning/index">Back</a></p> </body> </html> <!--EndFreetext--> <p> </body> </html>