Mr. Admiral: Yo yo yo! Whazzup my pomies?
Mr. Socrates: Pomies? Don't you mean homies?
Mr. Clown: Don't get him fired up So-crates!
Mr. Admiral: HOMIES??? Of course not! "Pomies" is the new hip slang term for followers of Mr. Popo! And if you don't know what it means, you don't deserve to be called it!
Mr. Socrates: Grant me forgiveness--
Mr. Admiral: Silence! You must not speak and you must think about what you've done for the remainder of this update!
Mr. Clown: Wow, that's harsh.
Mr. Admiral: Yes. But that's the only way he'll learn. Now, what was this update supposed to be about?
Mr. Clown: I have absolutely no clue.
Mr. Admiral: Who was supposed to be remembering?
Mr. Clown: So-crates.
Mr. Admiral: Well that's just dandy. So-crates. Your punishment shall be served later. Now saw what we're updating about.
Mr. Socrates: The DBZ Movie in the works from Fox! We were making up a dream cast list!
Mr. Clown: Oh yeah! Who's first?
Mr. Admiral: We're going to cast Goku's family first. A suitable Goku would be---
Mr. Feel Good: Stop the presses!!
Mr. Socrates: Oh look! Its our newest memeber, Mr. Feel Good. Do you have an opinion on this?
Mr. Feel Good: You bet I do! I think Hulk Hogan should play everyone!
Mr. Clown: Everyone? But MFG! We know Hulk Hogan is a fine actor, but to play every character---
Mr. Feel Good: Can't you just see it though?
"-Dude you'd better put down those dragonballs!
-- No I can't brother because I'm evil dude!"
Mr. Admiral: Yeah...Fine actor...every character...GET OUT!!!!
Mr. Socrates: Remove him Mr. Corporal Punishment.
Mr. Corporal Punishment: . . . .
Mr. Feel Good: Lemme go! I have so many more ideas!
Mr. Clown: Save some for next month!
Mr. Socrates: Hulk Hogan would make a good Nappa...
Mr. Admiral: Don't force Mr. Corporal Punishment to remove you too. I'm only using GOOD actors in this movie. And if they happen to be wrestlers, it's just a coincidence.
Mr. Socrates: Hey! We wasted a lot of time! Why don't we just list em all and comment later?
Mr. Admiral: Capital idea, So-crates. List away.
Mr. Socrates: Right!
Kristen Johnston as Chi Chi
Sally from Third Rock from the Sun
Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Lunch
Elaine from Sienfeld
Bruce Campbell as Yamcha
Ash from Evil Dead, Autolycus from Xena
David Spade as Krillin
Dennis Quimby Finch from Just Shoot Me, In about every Chris Farley Movie
Tim Currey as Frieza
Dr. Frank N. Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, cartoon voices, etc.
Michael Jackson as Zarbon
King of Pop
Mr. Messanger: (running in) Hey!
Mr. Clown: Whazzup????
Mr. Messanger: Not much. Just conveying a message from Tim.
Mr. Admiral: What sort of message?
Mr. Messanger: She thinks the brother on Boy Meets World would be a good Goku.
Mr. Admiral: He would have the innocence nailed...
Mr. Socrates: And we were going to have his hair computer generated anyway...
Mr. Admiral: Tell her its being considered. So-crates, get me the brother's name.
Mr. Socrates: Ok.
Mr. Messanger: She also says she's not going to update the news page this month so you guys should stop bothering her about it.
Mr. Admiral: Tell her we'll update for her and no need to thank us. Now run along my good man. We must return to out list.
Mr. Socrates: Okay. He'll need to lift some weights but a lot of our cast will. Will Friedle as Goku
Eric Matthews from Boy Meets World
Hudson Leick as Bulma
Callisto from Xena
Meatloaf as Dodoria
Sang Bat Out Of Hell, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad and many other songs, Eddie in the Rocky Horror Picture Show and a trucker or something in Spice World
Mr. Clown: How'd you know that So-crates?
Mr. Socrates: Shut up!!!
Marlin Brando as Guru
The Godfather. Need I say more?
Shadoe Brandt as Gohan He's this child actor who plays dbz cards with us. He's on Broadway quite a bit. Isn't that enough?
Bill Goldberg as Nappa Fairly unintelligent wrestler; we're type-casting
Emmanuel Lewis as Young Dende
Webster from Webster
Pat Morita as Master Roshi
Mr. Miyagi from The Karate Kid Movies, Arnold on Happy Days, etc.
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Recoome
Do I have to list anything?
Russell Crowe as Jeice
General Maximus Decimus Meridus from Gladiator
Andy Zax as Raditz The Music Geek from the show Beat the Geeks And that is everyone we have so far.
Mr. Admiral: Now. Let's have a quiz. What time period would the movie cover?
Mr. Clown and Mr. Socrates: From Raditz'z arrival to the defeat of Frieza?
Mr. Admiral: And how much money would it make?
Mr. Clown and Mr. Socrates: Billions!
Mr. Admiral: And what percent do we demand for coming up with the great cast?
Mr. Clown and Mr. Socrates: 20%!
Mr. Admiral: Yes. A fair finder's fee. All right. We're done here. Let's all go update Tim's main page now!
Mr. Clown and Mr. Socrates: Yeah!!!


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