Announcer: Last time on Dragonball Z! Using a plan thought of by Piccolo and Kami, the aliens from Planet Zucc were at last defeated. So as the final two aliens escaped into space, our heros began to return to their lives. And whats this? Some of the aliens are on snake way? Find out more today on Dragonball Z! Final Peace Wishnik: (running on snake way thinking) "My gosh, I can’t remember the last time I ran this far. Wait, yes I can." (flashback to a younger Wishnik and Nano running down a dark tunnel) "Nano: Come on Wishnik! Hurry! Wishnik: How do you get me into these things sister? This is a bad idea! I don’t want to spy on the elders! Nano: Shut up and do as Lord Zucc commands! See? This air duct led us straight to above the chamber of elders. They’re right below us. All we have to do is listen to them for a little while. Lord Zucc will reward us for the information. I’ll be made a general for sure! Wishnik: What about me? Nano: (looking down through the grate in the floor of the air duct; stands on it) Well you’ll be spared--- Wishnik: Careful! That grate doesn’t look sturdy! Nano: Stupid. I know what I’m---WHOA! (The grate give; she manages to grab onto its remains; she hangs there) WISHNIK! HELP ME, IDIOT! Wishnik: What can I do? Nano: Do something---AHHH! (the rest of the grate gives and Nano begins to fall but she grabs Wishnik’s ankle and pulls him down with her)" Wishnik: (snaps back to reality as he trips; he almost goes plumeting off snake way, but the amulet he wears gets caught on its edge; he carefully pulls himself back up) That was too close. He told me not to fall off. (climbs back up) I’d better pay more attention. Wait a minute, out of road. (looks to see King Yama’s place in front of him; goes inside) King Yama: So, you must be Wishnik. Wishnik: (afraid) uhh, yes sir! How’d you know? Nano: Wishnik! Finally, you’re here! Tell this man he’s crazy and that I don’t deserve to go to the HFIL! Wishnik: HFIL? What’s that? Nano: Home for Infinite Losers! I wasn’t that horrible of a person, was I? Come on! Tell him! (Wishnik is silent) TELL HIM! Wishnik: (coldly) I won’t lie for you sister. Not now, not ever again. Nano: (laughs nervously) Lie for me? What are you talking about baby brother? Wishnik: Wow, I think this is the first time you’ve recognized me as a relative. Nano: (laughs more frightenedly) Whatever are you talking about?? King Yama: That’s enough talking. So Wishnik, do you have anything to say in your sister’s defense? She believes I’ve made a mistake. Wishnik: I trust your judgement sir. Nano: WHAT?? WISHNIK, I’LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!!! Wishnik: That threat no longer has meaning. (points to the halo) Sorry. Nano: (portal opens below her) I’LL GET YOU!!! (falls in) Wishnik: (closes his eyes and then realizes he’s not dropping; opens one eye) Don’t I go to the HFIL too? King Yama: No, actually, you don’t. Earth’s special forces couldn’t have saved the world without you. Get on that plane over there. (points) I hope heaven’s okay with you. Wishnik: Oh yes sir! And thank you! (runs away) King Yama: He seems nice. I wonder why he thought he was going to the HFIL. (reads from his book) Wishnik. Died fighting evil aliens. Hm. That’s good enough. Cut to Nano falling Nano: AHHHHHH! WISHNIK!!! I’LL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!! AHHHHH!! OUCH! (hits ground with a thud) Stupid Earthlings! Stupid baby brother! I’ll kill them all as soon as I get out of here. Creature 1: Sounds like someone else had a run in with Goku’s friends? Creature 2: Goku? What’s a Goku? Creature 3: Oh please father. Try to remember. He’s the stupid monkey. Creature 2: Whatever you say son. Nano: (looks at the strange group) And you all are? Creature 1: My name is Cell. I was killed by a boy named Gohan about a year ago. Did he kill you too? Nano: No. Some blond bimbo with no power level and some stupid guy who kept calling himself a prince killed me. Cell: (laughs) You were killed by Android 18 and Vegeta? I guess its good to know I’m still the strongest one here. Nano: I’ll show you who’s the strongest! (starts to power up but is stopped when a big hand grabs her by the shoulder) Creature 2: I don’t believe we’ve been introduced yet. I’m King Cold and this is my son, Frieza. Say hello Frieza. Frieza (Creature 3): (looks hatefully at them both) Father, just leave me alone. King Cold: (aside) Come on son, she’s perfect for you. Frieza: You know how I feel about women-- Nano: (finds herself being pulled away from another conversation) Creature 4: Jeice! Creature 5: Burter! Creature 6: Recoome! Creature 7: Guldo! The four In Unison: TOGETHER WE ARE THE GINYU FORCE! (pose) Jeice: How’d you like to hang out with some real men? Nano: Sure! Have you seen any? Cell: (laughs at their suffering) I changed my mind. You’re quite humorous for how weak you are! You’ll fit in just fine here. Nano: I don't plan to fit in! I'm so out of here! INSANITY FLARE! (a bright green light similar to the quantum special used against Piccolo surrounds the unexpecting villians and knocks them all over; Nano begins to run, but it isn't long before she can already hear Cell getting up; thinks) "Man, I wish I were dead...wait a minute---" Cut to Android 17 returning home Android 17: Hey 18, you here? Android 18: (just got out of the shower; is wearing some sleep wear and has her hair wrapped in a towel) 17! Where have you been? I was beginning to think you’d never come home! Android 17: I could ask you the same thing; I never figured you and the walking cu ball would be gone so long. Android 18: We went shopping. I found a new outfit. I’ll have to show it to you later. So where’d you go? Android 17: No where really. That alien you offed wrecked my car. Wandered around for a while. Met some girls-- Android 18: (laughs) Oh my gosh! You mean you found some girls that will actually talk to you? Who were they? Android 17: They were dumb. Does it matter? Android 18: Yes it matters. Tell me! Android 17: Wow, its late. Maybe I’ll just go to sleep. Android 18: 17!!! Come on!! You’ve got to tell me! (follows 17 out of the room) Cut to Piccolo, returning to Kami’s...uhhh...Dende’s...uhhh...Mr. Popo’s look out Dende: Piccolo! You’re all right! Mr. Popo: Did you find out what those things we saw falling were? Piccolo: I did, and its a long story. Mr. Popo: I’ll make tea then and you can tell us all about it. Cut to our heros, returning to the kame house Master Roshi: Hey! Welcome back! You guys are here just in time to play some cards--- Chi Chi: (shoves Master Roshi out of the way) GOHAN! WHERE’S MY GOHAN?!? Yamcha: He’s coming! He wanted to talk to Piccolo--- Chi Chi: YOU LEFT MY LITTLE BOY ALL ALONE WITH HIM AGAIN?!?! (Gohan’s power level is suddenly felt; he lands on Roshi’s island a few feet away fro the water) Chi Chi: OH! GOHAN! I WAS SO WORRIED! (knocks Yamcha into Choatzu and Tien; runs over to Gohan and hugs him) Don’t you ever go fight aliens like that again!! Gohan: Its okay mom! They’re gone now. And with any luck, they won’t be back. Chi Chi: Oh, my little Gohan. Your father would be so proud of you! Gohan: Really? You think so? Chi Chi: I know he would! Now let’s go home! Gohan: All right. Bye everyone! (picks Chi Chi up and starts to fly) Chi Chi: Don’t drop me! And don’t fly too fast! Master Roshi: (to Tien and Yamcha) You sure you boys wouldn’t like to play some cards? Tien: No. Choatzu and I should get going. Choatzu: Goodbye everyone! (the two fly off) Bulma: I’d better go too---hey, wait a minute, where’s Vegeta?? Yamcha: Wow, I don’t know. I haven’t seen him since that big alien beat him up... Master Roshi: I wouldn’t worry about him. If he got beat up, he’s probably just got a lot on his mind. Cut to Vegeta on a cliffside Vegeta: (thinking) "How could I lose?? Those aliens shouldn’t have been anything to me! I am a Super Saiyan with royal blood! No one on this planet should be a threat to me! But it seems the harder I train, the more people surpass me! (clenches his fist) It’s as if destiny is mocking me, ever since he surpassed me so long ago---" (screams at the top of his lungs) THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, KAKAROTT!!!!! AND SOMEHOW, SOMEDAY I WILL MAKE YOU PAY!!!!