Last time on Dragonball Z! The aliens are still on a rampage on Earth and it looks like we’ve got an injured; oh no, its Chi Chi! But you can bet Gohan’s not going to take that lying down! So he has taken on the mysterious alien Tazo! Meanwhile, Piccolo had a surprise confontation with the aliens Nano and her little brother Wishnik. And it looks like there could be another fight! What will happen? Find out today on Dragonball Z! Wakey Wakey Android 17! In a canyon, about a stone’s throw from a large space ship Wishnik: Nano, sister, we don’t need to fight him---!! Nano: Idiot. (knocks Wishnik out with one good kick to his head) Now, where was I? Wishnik: uhhh---this--is--a--mistake...(out cold) Nano: (powers up and throws a ki blast at Piccolo) Die like my people did, creature! Piccolo: (dodges) I don’t see how the destruction of your planet is somehow our fault! (fires attack) Makankosappo!! Nano: (blocks most of attack, pushing her back) Don’t play dumb with me! The blast that blew up Planet Zucc came from this planet unmistakably! (dusts self off) I don’t know about you, but I’ve always believed in an eye for an eye. So a planet for a planet would be fair, would it not? Piccolo: An eye for an eye I can understand, but a planet for a planet is taking it to the extreme! The Earth has too many innocent people! Nano: That’s where you’re wrong; No one is truly innocent. Piccolo: You’re insane. Nano: Insane? Me? I think not! (takes a stance similar to the one used by Tien for his solar flare attack) THIS IS INSANE! (a huge bright green light is everywhere; Piccolo screams in pain) I call that my quantum special. It can split atoms if used right. (puts one foot on the back of the fallen namek) You like? I thought you would! Its green---like you were before it turned you black and blue! Cut to Korin’s Tower directly below Kami’s Look-Out Korin: Hmmm....(looking off edge of tower; Yamcha suddenly flies into view) Yamcha: Hey Korin! Korin: Hey Yamcha. What can I do for you? Yamcha: Well I was wondering---(Yajirobe walks in) Yajirobe: Yo Yamcha! Whats goin on? If you’ve come to ask for my help fighting more androids, I’m busy! Yamcha: Well, we’re not fighting the androids but it does involve one of them. He’s pretty beat up and its kinda my fault so I was wondering if you guys could give me a sensu bean for him. Yajirobe: YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING! ITS AN ANDROID! Korin: Is he here? Yamcha: Tien’s watching him. They’re directly below us. Korin: Bring him up. I’ve never seen an android before. Yajirobe: THAT’S IT! Your both crazy! I’m getting out of here! Yamcha: He’s nothing to be scared of right now. He hasn’t even moved in a while. Tien says he isn’t dead, but I’m not sure. (yells down) HEY TIEN! KORIN WANTS YOU TO BRING ANDROID 17 UP! (talking to Yajirobe and Korin again) I don’t think his sister would be too happy if he died. (nervously) She might do something crazy! Yajirobe: You mean one of the androids is a chic? I figured they were all old dudes like the one I saw. She decent? Yamcha: She’s hot, but she’s kinda moody. And I think she’s got a thing for Krillin. Yajirobe: Oh MAN! How come he has all the luck? Korin: (annoied) Talk about Krillin’s girlfriends somewhere else! We’ve got more important things to worry about! Yamcha: Sorry Korin. (Tien lands at top of the tower carrying Android 17) Hey Tien, is he still with us? Tien: Yeah, or at least he’s still breathing. (sets him down) Korin: So he’s what all the fuss with Cell was about? Hm. Tien: Yep. He and his twin sister. Yajirobe: (staying back) I still think this was a bad idea. Korin: (gives Android 17 a sensu bean) You okay? Yajirobe: (pulls out his sword an points it at 17) Hey, you’d better not try anything funny!! Android 17: (opens his eyes and looks around him; looks at Jajirobe, amused) Well good morning to you too. (gets up, effortlessly pushing Yajirobe’s sword out of his way, knocking Yajirobe over; he slides on the floor and falls off the edge of the tower; is hanging off the edge by one hand) Yajirobe: Hey, I could use a little help here!! (Tien walks over to pull him back up) Yamcha: 17, I’m really sorry about your car-- Android 17: No problem. I was going to get another car anyway. 18 hated that one. She’s getting harder and harder to please. But then, no car can replace the van. Korin: Then why not just buy another van? Android 17: (in an instant, thinks of riding around with 16 and 18 in the van; remembers abandoning the van near Goku’s house. Then has a flash of following Piccolo to the island and remembers 16 fighting Cell just before--- forces himself to stop thinking about it) Bad memories. (starts to leave) Yamcha: Hey, where you going? Android 17: To settle a score. Someone has to "pay" for my car! (flies off) Yajirobe: (now back on solid ground) What was that about a car? Yamcha: Its a long story. I’ll tell you later. Tien: (already preparing to fly off) We’d better go back to Master Roshi’s and tell them what’s going on. Yamcha: Right. Oh, and Korin. Be on the look-out for aliens. We fought one but there could be more. Korin: No need to worry. They’ll never find us up here. Oh, and here. (tosses Tien a bag of sensu beans) In case you meet em again. Tien: Thanks. (Yamcha and Tien fly away) back to the canyon Piccolo: (thinking) "I never saw that attack coming! I don’t think I can move---but I’ve got to do something." (senses a power level) VEGETA! Nano: Vegeta? Whats a Vegeta? Is that some kind of exclamation? Hey, you’re not allowed to pass out! Explain yourself. Vegeta: Hm, I thought I sensed power levels. (lands: yells over) Awww, it looks like its the namek’s nap time! (looking over at Nano) You’ll have to find a new playmate. Piccolo: Vegeta....look...out.....(blacks out) Nano: (wicked little smile) A new playmate? I guess you’ll have to do. (kicks Piccolo’s body on top of her little brother’s) The bodies are really piling up! And I bet I’ll have at least one more before I’m done--- Vegeta: Enough talk! (powers up to Super Saiyan) If you want a fight, bring it on! Announcer: Yikes! What is Vegeta getting himself into? Will he be able to handle any tricks Nano has up her evil sleeves? And what about Gohan? Is he taking Tazo’s threat too lightly? And what new troubles could arise? Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode of Dragonball Z!