Announcer: Last time on Dragonball Z Aliens are still invading Earth. Gohan is entertaining two of Earth’s latest visitors, while Piccolo tried to send another one packing. But with every fight our heroes are slowly finding out there may be more to these aliens than they know! Who will these creatures put the hurt on next? Find out today on Dragonball Z! Almost Familiar At the Kame House (Master Roshi is inside, watching his exercise show on TV) Master Roshi: Yeah ladies! Keep it moving! Woo-hoo! Turtle: (coming in) You should act your age Master Roshi. Master Roshi: Quiet! This is my favorite program! (Tien and Yamcha come in) hey! What brings you two here? Tien: We’ve got trouble. Master Roshi: What?? Well, can it wait for a commercial break? Turtle: (turns TV off) This is more important than your show. Master Roshi: Awww. Yamcha: I know this sounds crazy, but Tien and I just fought some aliens! We’ve got to warn everyone right away. Can we use your phone? Master Roshi: Sure, go right ahead----WHAT?! ALIENS?? Yamcha: (picks up the phone and calls Gohan; lets it ring for a while; no answer) Oh no, where could Gohan be? Tien: Well, maybe we should go find Krillin. We’re going to need everyone we can get. Yamcha: No, we’d better not. He’s been trying so hard to get a date with Android 18; this shopping trip could be the closest thing he gets. Let’s leave him alone. Maybe Gohan’s just outside and didn’t hear the phone ring? Tien: I doubt it, but we’d better go check, just in case. Yamcha: Bye Master Roshi! (Tien and Yamcha go outside) Master Roshi: (still in shock) A-A-A-liens? Turtle: Master, are you all right? (hears sound of a landing hover car and goes outside Yamcha and Tien are still there; Bulma has just landed hover car; looks scared) Bulma, what’re you doing here? What’s wrong? Baby Trunks: (crying) WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Bulma: T-There were these--things! They hurt Chi Chi! I think she’s dead! I don’t know what they did to her..(tries to comfort Baby Trunks but is too upset herself to be any help) Yamcha: Oh no! (picks Chi Chi up) She’s not moving or breathing---this isn’t fair! Chi Chi didn’t deserve this! (takes Chi Chi inside) Tien: What about Gohan? Bulma: H-he’s still fighting the things. Tien: Let’s go! We might not be able to help, but we’ve got to try! Yamcha: Okay! (hands Bulma a sensu bean) Give this to Chi Chi. Maybe it’ll help. (Yamcha and Tien fly away as fast as they can) Bulma: (calls after them) Be careful! (thinking) "I hope Gohan can stop those guys right now. Cell’s dead. We don’t need anyone to take his place" (goes inside, carrying a still crying Trunks; is beginning to cry herself) Chi Chi, wake up. Gohan doesn’t deserve to be an orphan! Cut to Gohan (Gohan is still fighting Tazo; Tazo is able to block everything Gohan throws at him, but isn’t getting the chance to get any hits in; Gohan backs off for a moment to speak) Gohan: Why don’t you give up, before its too late? I don’t want to have to kill you! Tazo: Kill me? (laughs) Don’t be silly boy! You’re not doing that well. In fact, you’re doing quite poorly. Wibbler, NOW! Gohan: Huh? (forgot about Wibbler) Wibbler: (comes from behind and gets Gohan in a bear hug) Gohan (thinking) "Oh, no! Its just like fighting Cell all over again! How could I forget he was back there? Tazo wasn’t trying to get any hits in! He was just trying to drive me over here so Wibbler could catch me!" (screams) What was I thinking? Tazo: (coming over to gloat) The same thing a thousand other fighters back on planet Zucc thought when they tried to take me on! You see, Wibbler here isn’t fast enough to catch anyone on his own, but with me to cause a distraction, he never has to! (laughs) Sorry about this, boy! You’re a very good fighter, but you shouldn’t have taken me so lightly! Crush him, Wibbler! Wibbler:(begins to crush Gohan; he is too strong for Gohan to wiggle free) Gohan: Oh no, now what’ll I do? AHHHHHHH!!!! Meanwhile outside some trendy clothing store Krillin: (for a moment looks scared) Android 18: Hey, if you don’t like clothing shopping that much, you don’t have to come in. Krillin: No, its not that. I could’ve sworn I felt Gohan’s power level dropping! But I don’t feel it anymore. Android 18: Power levels? So that’s how you Z fighters keep track of each other. Hm. You still coming? Krillin: Sure. I must just be getting paranoid. (Android 18 and Krillin enter the store) Android 18: I’m glad you came in. 17 never does. Its so hard to decide on which color outfits to buy without someone to give opinions. (picks up a light blue mini skirt and a black one) Which one? Krillin: (nervously) The black one’s nice. Android 18: (puts the black one back) Kay. You’ve been a big help. (holds the light blue skirt up to herself in front of a mirror) The clothes here run so big. I’d better try this on. Be right back. Krillin: (thinking) "Wow, this is like a dream! I know I’d never be able to convince 18 to go anywhere with me. I’m lucky to even get her to talk to me! I’ll have to thank Android 17 for setting this up. (remembers the way 17 was bleeding after the fight with Nano) I just hope he’s okay" (a familiar voice interrupts his thoughts) Marron: KRILLIN! Krillin: Wah? M-M-Marron!?! (thinking) "Wow, Marron here? What’re the odds?!" Marron: (laughs) Oh Krillin, you’re so funny. You don’t have to pretend to be surprised. This is my favorite store and you came here looking for me! How romantic! You’ll always be my favorite boyfriend! Krillin: Uhhh-- (an employee gasping is heard in the background) Android 18: (to employee) HOW DARE YOU SAY ITS NOT MY COLOR! (picks him up; sees Krillin looking over; drops him into a swim suit display) I’ll take care of you later. Krillin probably wants to go. (walks back over to Krillin; sees Marron, but doesn’t pay much attention to her) Krillin, let’s go. I need to find shoes that go with this skirt. Marron: (shocked) You mean you’re here with ANOTHER WOMAN?!? (turns to 18) YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY KRILLIN, YOU-YOU-YOU HUSSY! (Marron tires to slap 18; 18 almost instinctively blocks and counter-attacks with a punch; Marron goes flying into the clearance bin) KRILLIN! HELP ME! Krillin: (standing by, shocked; thinking) "Whoa, I’ve never had women fighting over me before" Android 18: Half-witted bimbo. (looking at Marron’s outfit) She doesn’t even have any fashion sense! Let’s go Krillin. (drags him out of the store when he doesn’t respond; Krillin is still in shock as he hears the store’s secruity alarm going off because 18 didn’t pay for the skirt; a store security guard tires to stop her) Secuirty Guard: (terrified) Uhhhh, ma’am? Android 18: WHAT?!? Security Guard: Y-Y-You....(blurts out)...didn’t remove the security tag from that skirt! Android 18: Oh. I was wondering why the alarm went off. (fries secruity tag with an extremely small ki blast from one finger) Thanks so much. (Guard, too shocked to stop her, just gapes; a few bystanders whisper things along the lines of "oh my gosh"; 18, still dragging a dumbfounded Krillin along, smiles and lets out an evil laugh) Wouldn’t Dr. Gero be pleased; androids rule the world after all! Announcer: What’s this? As Android 18 and Krillin begin searching for shoes that color coordinate, Gohan may have to find more outfits that color coordinate with black and blue! Will Yamcha and Tien get there in time to help, if they can? And what about Chi Chi? Find out more, next time on Dragonball Z!