Freeza: Are you The Elite Vegeta?

The Elite Vegeta: Yes. Wait a minute, aren't you Freeza?

Freeza: You know exactly who I am, don't play dumb with me you fool.

The Elite Vegeta: Aren't you supposed to be with Dark Angel to do an interview?

Freeza: Yes, a stupid interview which you had prepared questions for just to embarrass me on national television!

The Elite Vegeta: What are you talking about? Dark Angel prepared the questions for your interview.

Freeza: How dare you lie to me! I am going to rip out your vocal cords you damn monkeyboy!

The Elite Vegeta: What! Who you callin a monkeyboy? That's it Freeza, I'm gonna lay the smack down on your candy ass!

Freeza: Hahahah! Do you actually think that a mere earthling can defeat the all mighty Freeza?

The Elite Vegeta: Yes I do think that I can open a can of whoop ass on you! What are you gonna do about that Mr. Freezie. Huh Freezie boy, what you gonna do about that? (The Elite Vegeta gets ready to fight Freeza by jumping up and down trying to act like a boxer. He makes a few practise hits hitting only the air. Suddenly, while Frezza was rolling his eyes, The Elite Vegeta jabs Freeza on the nose.)

Freeza:Son of a... Come here you little squirt!

The Elite Vegeta: Oh so you think you can catch me Freezie boy, well you gotta another thing coming. (The Elite Vegeta thinking that he's really slick, dashes for the door. When he gets outside, he sees that Freeza is already there waitng for him.) So you think that your slick eh Freezie boy, well I'm not impressed, you may be faster than me, but when it comes to brain and strength, I have the advantage. Oh look, there comes my friend Goku to help me out. (Freeza turns around in a panic)

Freeza: What! Where is he?

The Elite Vegeta: Behind you! (Freeza turns back around and sees The Elite Vegeta infront of him. The Elite Vegeta suddenly pokes Freeza in both his eyes with his 2 fingers. Got ya Freezie boy!! See I told you I was smart!

Freeza: That's it, I've toyed with you enough! I am gonna rip out all of your organs.

The Elite Vegeta: Sure Freezie boy! But wait a sec, your shoe laises are undone.

Freeza: Huh? (As Freeza looks down at the shoes that he is not wearing to check if they are tied, The Elite Vegeta gets Freeza in a head lock. Pushing Freeza's head into his arm pit, The Elite Vegeta substantially weakens Freeza. Finally Freeza thinking quickly, puts his finger in The Elite Vegeta's nose to loosen his grip. Freeza then is able to get free. The Elite Vegeta grabs his nose as it starts to bleed while Freeza gasps for fresh air. Freeza had a big buger on his finger from The Elite Vegeta's nose which he did not notice at the time. Freeza brings his hand over his mouth as he begins to cough. He unknowingly inhails the huge buger on his hand. Freeza begins to choke to death. Now The Elite Vegeta saw his chance for victory. As Freeza was on his back on the ground choking, The Elite Vegeta body slammed Freeza. This actied like a hymlick manouvre and caused Freeza to spit out the buger which was causing him to choke.)