Planet Vegeta - Humor

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Planet Vegeta - Humor - Addicted

You know your are addicted to Dragonball Z when...

...You have a dragon ball Z/Gt Website.
...You draw DBZ pictues.
...You tell people you "really" are a Sayain.
...You scream at people you don't like and then try to blast them.
...You try to power up.
...You broke something trying to fly.
...You then insist on being put in a rejuvination tank.
...When you wake up in the E.R. you ask why your weren't put in a rejuvination tank.
...The E.R. doctor now knows you are a DBZ freak.
...You only answer to the DBZ name of your choice.
...You hate Dende.
...You always laugh at the word "cell."
...You think about how cool it would be to have Goku walk into you house.
...You think about which DBZ attack you would most like to have.
...You try to use the attack.
...You spend hours try ing to use the "instant transmission" and only end up with two finger prints on your forehead.
...You strap a piece of colored glass over you left eye and laugh at everyone, telling them what pathetic power levels they have.
...You start wearing weighted clothing in order to increase you power level.
...You plan to name your son Gohan.
...You plan to name your daughter Pan.
...You dress up like a DBZ character for Halloween.
...You dress up like a DBZ character for no reason at all.
...You think of senzu beans whenever you see Lima or Kidney beans.
...You try to grow senzu beans.
...You and a friend have tried to "fuse."
...You throw fisbees at people and yell "distructo disc."
...You draw a "third" eye on your forehead.
...You shave your head and put six little dots on your forehead.
...You slash your face for the scars and tell people your Yamcha.
...You stick a mop on your head and say you are Jeice.
...You spike your hair and due it yellow.
...You learn Japanese just to understand the DBZ movies.
...You learn Japanese from watching DBZ.
...You demand that Japanese be taught at your school.
...When your priciple say no, you stand on his desk holding you hands out yelling "Kamahamea".
...Before being arrested for this you wonder how he bloacked the attack.
...When in traffic you scream and yell "Kamahamea" and try to blast the car in front of you.
...You are suprised when the car dosn't acually blow up.
...You call the 10hr trip home "Snake Way."
...You grab a lightning rod in the hopes that your hairstyle will look like a Saiyan's because of it.
...When you wake up from the coma 4 months later, you're disappointed that the doctors combed your hair back down.
...You think about cosmetic surgery to look like a Namek.
...You acually do it.
...You then relize that Nameks have no gender and fell lonely.
...You then cry.
...You try to catch bullets like Gohan.
...You acually catch them.
...You are sent to the hospital for bullet holes in your hands.
...You Demand to be put in a rejuvantion tank.
...When they don't, you scream and try to blast the doctor.
...When you can't do the blast, you blame it on you weakened state (and the doctor know you a DBZ freak).
...You make a tail and glue it to your rear.
...You go to the zoo and yell insults at all the monkeys.
...When you have a problem you think "what would Goku (Gohan, Vegita...) do."

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