Duo's Dress....
This is a simple fic....very dumb..very.....*goes quiet having nothing more to say about this fic*....
The Gwing boys were having a meeting and only Wufei had not shown up. The review of the mission was not yet read. So after waiting for a few hours they all gave up on Wufei. Heero read the mission breifing only to be quite horrified. He turned to the others and said, "I know this is going to sound silly, but for this mission to be completed, one of you will have to wear a dress." All the boys shouted with horror. Heero only noded and continued to read. "There are top secret OZ plans beign held in an all girls school. One of us must dress as a girl and infiltrate the school to find the plans. Once found, you will immediately return with them. Understood?" They groaned loudly in reply. After many hours of arguing, Duo decided they should all draw straws. Because of his past expeirences as a thief he knew all the tricks in the book. Also he wanted to see how stupid Trowa and his unibang would look in a dress. Heero pulled first and almost smiled as he saw he had a short straw. Next was Quatre, he pulled and jumped for joy as he saw he too had a short straw. Last was Trowa, whom knew better and had figured out Duo's little plan. He carefully pulled the straw out. He was lucky indeed for he recieved a short straw. When Duo opened his hand he howled in misery at realizing he was to be put in a dress. They all went to the Winner residence and prepared Duo. Wufei was still nowhere in sight. First all of Quatre's sisters donated makeup and one pink ruffled tu-tu like dress. Duo had been in the bathroom hiding from all the girls because of their despairity to put bows and flowers in his hair. Eventually after setting everything up and picking ten volunteer sisters for Duo's makeover, Heero and Trowa dragged a struggling Duo out of the bathroom. They handed Duo the dress. Duo screamed in horror, " There is no way in HELL I will be caught wearing that. Anything except that." He pointed in horror at the ruffles, "What the FUCK is that ugly ass thing supposed to be." Everyone started to laugh and Duo grumbled and wandered back into the bathroom to change into his new tu-tu. He soon returned with the pink dress on and everyone muffled their giggles. Duo reluctantly sat in the chair next to the ten giddy sisters. They quickly attacked him with a variaty of products and objects. When they were finished a few low wolf whistles were heard from some of the guys. Duo asked for a mirror and looked at himself. He said "Damn, if I were a woman I'd date myself!" The others laughed at that, but Duo was quite horrified by that fact. They all returned to the main house but before the did they told Duo if he didn't act lady-like he would owe each of them $5 dollars. He agreed to behave. When they returned they found Wufei and Duo got a smirk on his face. He walked in and smiled sweetly. Wufei was astonished to see such a beatiful woman and he only stared. The other guys realized they needed an explanation but before they could say anything, Duo started with his own nonsense. He said to Wufei, "Hello, I am Lady Ma- Mary-Anne. These gentlemen just saved me from being raped by an OZ soldier." Wufei stood up and bowed "A pleasure to make your aquaintance Lady Mary-Anne." He smiled widely and Duo curtseyed before him. Duo asked, "Would you like me to pleasure you just as I have done for these three?" With that he motioned towards Heero, Trowa, and Quatre, who only grinned and played along. Wufei graciously accepted and Duo lead him to the other room and closed the door only partially so the others could watch. Within a few minutes Wufei had pulled off his shirt and pants and was standing in nothing but his underwera before Duo. The others and Duo realized that poor Wufei had no clue of who he was stripping for. They giggled quietly outside the door not knowing what was about to happen next. Duo asked Wufei to shed his underwear too. He willingly tossed those aside also. Outside Quatre whispered, "Good God! Wufei has a small dick!!!" They others were quick to shut him up for they were eager to see how far Wufei would go. Now Wufei grew impatient and was getting very eager for something. He couldn't wait for "Lady Mary-Anne"(a.k.a. Duo) to remove what was there of his/her clothing. So he sprang onto Duo and reached under his dress only to find a dick. He shreiked in horror and ran to the bathroom. Wufei howled, "Oh My God!!! That woman has a penis!!!!!" It went unusually silent and soon they heard puking in the bathroom. Duo jumped up and grbed Wufei's clothing laughing moronically as he danced victoriously around. He saw Wufei lean out of the bathroom and laughed more. Wufei sneered, "That laugh! KISAMA! MAAAXXXXWEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!" Duo saw how pissed Wufei was so he threw his clothes out an open window. Wufei out of stupidity ran outside only to find that Duo had tossed his clothes into the swimming pool. To make matters worse, it was Fall and the water was freezing cold. Duo ran to the door and locked it leaving poor Wufei out in the cold, naked as a jay-bird, while it was getting dark. Quatre asked, "How long will you leave him out there?" Duo replied, "Till he cools off." They all laughed and Trowa commented, "Since he jumped in that cold water, I think he already cooled off, maybe to freezing point." They all laughed again and went to bed. (P.S. Duo did take off the dress and fixed his hair before he went to bed)
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